Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

[raskolnikov]

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume i said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange. So could we just go straight to the sex.

I was going to post that one from A Beautiful Mind

I don't think you quoted it correctly but close enough.

 

[lana16]

Used on me in Yr 7:
"Hey my name is Pogo! Wanna jump on stick?"

God that is so corny

 

[choc_a_holic]

'You are what you eat.....I'll be you tomorrow'

Or something similar to that from Wog Boy.

 

[juddy03]

'You are what you eat.....I'll be you tomorrow'

Or something similar to that from Wog Boy.

If you want to quote, can you get it right?

"I believe that you are what you eat and i hope to be you by morning"

 

[Portmanteau]

With my goods and your services, we're going to send GDP per capita through the roof, baby...

 

[yikes]

show me the lips your mum dont kiss

 

[choc_a_holic]

If you want to quote, can you get it right?

"I believe that you are what you eat and i hope to be you by morning"

Yes juddy...that's correct...and I don't like being left looking like a fool thank you very much.

 

[Darky]

Excuse me, you got any German in you?

"no"

You want some?

 

[HurricaneHazza]

Yes juddy...that's correct...and I don't like being left looking like a fool thank you very much.

yeah, you do that enough yourself..

 

[juddy03]

Yes juddy...that's correct...and I don't like being left looking like a fool thank you very much.

Maybe you should have thought about that before you got the quote wrong

 

[MiSs X]

was at oaks day yesterday and got "i'd really love to eat your box" ...
charming!

 

[PAFC2004]

That's pretty funny...

 

[HurricaneHazza]

was at oaks day yesterday and got "i'd really love to eat your box" ...
charming!

hahahahahaha... sorry bout that.. i was drunk

 

[PAFC2004]

Hahaha.
I reckon anyone who actually tries to use a pickup line is just doing it for comic value...
otherwise they are seriously impaired mentally.

 

[HurricaneHazza]

Hahaha.
I reckon anyone who actually tries to use a pickup line is just doing it for comic value...
otherwise they are seriously impaired mentally.

are you saying im impaired?? and cant use a keyboafgjabgvafhnbvacgvb?

 

[PAFC2004]

Well if you actually did say "can I eat your box?", I wouldv'e though it was for comic value only... cos it is pretty funny.

 

[MiSs X]

hahahahahaha... sorry bout that.. i was drunk

well of course thats why i didnt take advantage of the offer

 

[HurricaneHazza]

Well if you actually did say "can I eat your box?", I wouldv'e though it was for comic value only... cos it is pretty funny.

of course it wasnt me.. im more polite.. i say please

 

[coasting]

Was your father an astronaut because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

 

[PAFC2004]

I like this one.
Guy: "I'm wearing a pyschic watch and it's telling me you aren't wearing any underwear"
Girl: "I am wearing underwear!"
Guy taps watch... "sorry, it must be an hour fast"

 

[YOTC]

I like this one.
Guy: "I'm wearing a pyschic watch and it's telling me you aren't wearing any underwear"
Girl: "I am wearing underwear!"
Guy taps watch... "sorry, it must be an hour fast"

1min later.
Guy:Now it says you've got your underwear back on.

 

[HurricaneHazza]

1min later.
Guy:Now it says you've got your underwear back on.

hahahaha yotc! you have your own material.. so unique

 

[YOTC]

hahahaha yotc! you have your own material.. so unique

Im special

 

[silky-smooth]

Im special

Well done on that achievement.

# 2,900

 

[HurricaneHazza]

Well done on that achievement.

# 2,900

well done on THAT achievement.

im nearing 1000 posts of utter rubbish.. how cool is that