Your crazy predictions for 2016

[ottoman]

+ then and than

also too and to.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

also too and to.

We also learn from BF.

I now prefer IF to 'if' in all my correspondence.

 

[Apex36]

Darrean Wyatt to be the leading goal kicker in the VFL at the halfway point of the year and get promoted to the seniors. Ends up playing every game for the rest of the year averaging 2 goals per game?

Crazy enough?

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Everyone on BF works out the difference between your and you're, as well as there, their, and they're the day before pigs are spotted circling the top floor of eureka tower in perfect formation.

I'm not the best but then & than drives me nuts plus his & he's.

Short trip I know.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

We also learn from BF.

I now prefer IF to 'if' in all my correspondence.

Made me laugh

 

[rand corp]

Carlton to poach a leading senior coach only to destroy his career
Carlton to complain their list is still sh!te
Carlton to ask the AFL for a 20 million dollar interest free loan
Richmond to blow their entire salary cap trying to poach a big name player from Collingwood, destroying their club for another 20 years.
After Wada find EFC guilty on all charges on appeal, James Hird to hole up in a foreign embassy, seeking asylum and claiming anything that happened between him and Andy Demetriou was completely consensual.
Collingwood to buy the island of Tasmania with its mega profits and use it as a facility for player development and pokies, before declaring it an independent country and therefore beyond the reach of the AFL spending cap.
Ed to run for president of said new country after securing new sponsorship deal -said country will be known as the Unitedemriteswestpacholdencenter Island.

 

[pablo disco bar]

Frost to snag a goal

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

BF posters will no longer confuse the 'law of averages' with the law of large numbers.

ie just because we had a lot of injuries last year does not mean we are due for a low injury year this year



(touch wood if you must)

 

[Frankmagpie]

- Howe and Aish put the final nail in Blair's coffin - Blair plays four games and gets delisted at season's end.
- One of either Adams or Crisp will find it hard to settle in a packed midfield and salary cap and will eave at season's end despite joining in recent years.
- Jordan De Goey will be forced into more of a forward role because of Aish and won't impact that much in the midfield.
- Brent Macaffer won't play a single game again, and will either take FA or end up getting delisted.
- Toovey will struggle for games due to youth and return to a WA team at season's end.
- Sidebottom and Brown to turn their backs on free agencies - Steele signs a really back ended deal to happen once Swan retires.
- Swan sticks around for one more year
- Jesse White, Tyson Goldsack and Ben Sinclair are dismissed, whether it be by trade or delist.
- Mason Cox fails to play a game again and concludes that importing Americans is a waste of time and salary.
- Adam Oxley is traded due to small game time.
- We won't go on a mass spending spree at the end of the year like usual and will only pick up players in Free Agency.
- We slip back into the first round of the national draft.
- We finish in 7th-8th but win an away final interstate, only to go out the next week.

And by these predictions finish 16th to bum heck all by 2017 I said bum ****

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

And by these predictions finish 16th to bum glory be all by 2017 I said bum ****

I promise if you send me a Christmas card I will never throw it out.

 

[PieBeast]

We drop our zone defense and stop looking like a bunch of under 12's chasing the pill.

Crazy I know but that's what this fred is for.

 

[4tone]

NRL to have more fans attend games than AFL.

Pies to go 8/3 in the second half of the season.

First gay AFL player to come out of locker room.

Bucks will be respected by season end.

And last one seriously, I'm kind of thinking their will be a terrorist attack at a game. Sorry about that one.

 

[Lord of the Pies]

• Pendlebury to win Brownlow.
• Cloke to win Copeland.
• Finish 6th after regular season.
• Make prelim but lose close one due to in game injuries.
• Maynard to shirtfront someone, knocking them out. 4 week suspension.
• Moore continues to develop, comparisons with Hogan begin as both take it up a notch.

 

[Anzacday]

Everyone on BF works out the difference between your and you're, as well as there, their, and they're the day before pigs are spotted circling the top floor of eureka tower in perfect formation.

And Popin works out the difference between Mrs and Mr's

 

[ClaytonM]

- Howe and Aish put the final nail in Blair's coffin - Blair plays four games and gets delisted at season's end.
- One of either Adams or Crisp will find it hard to settle in a packed midfield and salary cap and will eave at season's end despite joining in recent years.
- Jordan De Goey will be forced into more of a forward role because of Aish and won't impact that much in the midfield.
- Brent Macaffer won't play a single game again, and will either take FA or end up getting delisted.
- Toovey will struggle for games due to youth and return to a WA team at season's end.
- Sidebottom and Brown to turn their backs on free agencies - Steele signs a really back ended deal to happen once Swan retires.
- Swan sticks around for one more year
- Jesse White, Tyson Goldsack and Ben Sinclair are dismissed, whether it be by trade or delist.
- Mason Cox fails to play a game again and concludes that importing Americans is a waste of time and salary.
- Adam Oxley is traded due to small game time.
- We won't go on a mass spending spree at the end of the year like usual and will only pick up players in Free Agency.
- We slip back into the first round of the national draft.
- We finish in 7th-8th but win an away final interstate, only to go out the next week.

Not sure I agree with all of it but if it did all happen I would call it a pretty good year for the pies.

 

[Vicky Park]

Howe 2016 to replicate Varcoe 2015 and surprise the hell out of us.

 

[TradeDraft]

We go Undefeated in 2016

 

[Stoods]

Brendon Bolton to suffer his first loss as a coach

 

[McCrabblett]

Bruce McAvaney to be curt and dismissive about Cyril Rioli.

"Nothing Speeeeeecial..." Says Bruce.

Caroline Wilson to say something nice about Eddie.

Robbo to say something not nice about James Hird.

Basil Zempilas to complete a coherent sentence.

The AFL to face any issue going to the integrity of the competition squarely and with openness and transparency and due process.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

The AFL to face any issue going to the integrity of the competition squarely and with openness and transparency and due process.

Fugg all chance of that!!!!

I'd clean up if I was to make book on that.

 

[The Dawes]

Everyone on BF works out the difference between your and you're, as well as there, their, and they're the day before pigs are spotted circling the top floor of eureka tower in perfect formation.

Using 'should of' instead of 'should have' drives me bananas.

Should've is not the contraction of should of, people.

With any luck that should of cleared things up

 

[Go Woods]

Pies stop the Hawks rot and keep the four- peat flag record intact

 

[jjsmitty8]

Going out on a limb, but I reckon we'll kick OVER 15 goals for the season and finish in the top 18!

 

[welshm69]

Collingwood to beat 5th placed Richmond in an elimination final by a kick on the siren

 

[Apex36]

Collingwood to beat 5th placed Richmond in an elimination final by a kick on the siren

I'd prefer it to be 91 points, purely so we can say to Richmond supporters '91 points... When it actually counts.'