JoshWoodenSpoon
Emergency Full Back
- Oct 16, 2013
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It is your first day at the Qooty! WOW!
You've heard so much - the high fliers, the autographs, the no-u's, the dustbusters off and running... but you don't really know what to expect. So here is a quick guide of the things you'll need to survive and thrive in the world of Sweet! I'll supply a list of a few basic items, and I'm sure the rest of the community will be able to chip in with some other pertient suggestions.
#1 - Qoots
You're going to need to buy a second-hand pair of qoots from somewhere. How do you think we qoot the qootball, silly?? With our qoots! Your rookie contract should get your about half way there.
#2 - Mouthguard
Some folk around here aren't ones to pull their punches, as they're usually much too busy pulling other things. A mouthguard should keep you safe, as well as muffle your words so no-one understands when you say something embarrassing. If you've accidentally signed up with the Old Boys, they will probably do ungodly things to your mouthpiece most evenings.
#3 - Ruler
For comparing post counts.
#4 - Nametag
No-one knows who you are. Heck, no-one knew who half the EKA nominees were after 18 weeks of last season. May also help the frightfully confused SIM give you Mobbs Medal votes. Put it on and keep it on.
#5 - $3,000AUD
On your first day you're going to want to ban the administrator for life. It's a time-honoured tradition and we've all done it - it feels really really good. No need to make it anonymous, the nametag gives it away anyway. Tax-deductable.
You've heard so much - the high fliers, the autographs, the no-u's, the dustbusters off and running... but you don't really know what to expect. So here is a quick guide of the things you'll need to survive and thrive in the world of Sweet! I'll supply a list of a few basic items, and I'm sure the rest of the community will be able to chip in with some other pertient suggestions.
#1 - Qoots
You're going to need to buy a second-hand pair of qoots from somewhere. How do you think we qoot the qootball, silly?? With our qoots! Your rookie contract should get your about half way there.
#2 - Mouthguard
Some folk around here aren't ones to pull their punches, as they're usually much too busy pulling other things. A mouthguard should keep you safe, as well as muffle your words so no-one understands when you say something embarrassing. If you've accidentally signed up with the Old Boys, they will probably do ungodly things to your mouthpiece most evenings.
#3 - Ruler
For comparing post counts.
#4 - Nametag
No-one knows who you are. Heck, no-one knew who half the EKA nominees were after 18 weeks of last season. May also help the frightfully confused SIM give you Mobbs Medal votes. Put it on and keep it on.
#5 - $3,000AUD
On your first day you're going to want to ban the administrator for life. It's a time-honoured tradition and we've all done it - it feels really really good. No need to make it anonymous, the nametag gives it away anyway. Tax-deductable.
You're all set! Enjoy your time, feel free to ask for help, but mostly just do whatever you want and run loose and triumphant and free
within
the rules
blah blah
Welcome to Qooty and welcome to Sweet!
