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Adelaide: Mark Riccutio - cowardly hit on Selwood.
Brisbane: Robert Copeland - Pathetic try hard tough guy who ducks the head when it's his turn to wear one.
Carlton: Fevola - Doesn't seem to realise that people are laughing at him, not with him.
Collingwood: Reece Shaw - bogan looking wing nut
Fremantle: Des Headland - sooky downhill skier
Geelong: Both the Ablett boys - Growing your hair longer won't disguise baldness, it just makes you look more stupid.
Hawthorn: -
Kangaroos: Jess Sinclair - just looks like a country bumkin
Melbourne: Trent Carroll - might want to purchase a mirror mate
Port: Motlop - choker
Richmond: Kane Johnson - sooky boofhead, might want to keep your mouth shut at club functions in future.
St Kilda: Steven Baker - t0sser
Sydney: Barry Hall - Can't handle the fact that clubs now use Sydney's flooding tactics against them. Umpire's darling, yet he still sooks to them non-stop.
West Coast: Sampi - too fat and lazy, wish he would just deliver on his potential
Bulldogs: -
Brisbane: Robert Copeland - Pathetic try hard tough guy who ducks the head when it's his turn to wear one.
Carlton: Fevola - Doesn't seem to realise that people are laughing at him, not with him.
Collingwood: Reece Shaw - bogan looking wing nut
Fremantle: Des Headland - sooky downhill skier
Geelong: Both the Ablett boys - Growing your hair longer won't disguise baldness, it just makes you look more stupid.
Hawthorn: -
Kangaroos: Jess Sinclair - just looks like a country bumkin
Melbourne: Trent Carroll - might want to purchase a mirror mate
Port: Motlop - choker
Richmond: Kane Johnson - sooky boofhead, might want to keep your mouth shut at club functions in future.
St Kilda: Steven Baker - t0sser
Sydney: Barry Hall - Can't handle the fact that clubs now use Sydney's flooding tactics against them. Umpire's darling, yet he still sooks to them non-stop.
West Coast: Sampi - too fat and lazy, wish he would just deliver on his potential
Bulldogs: -