O’Meara done? Nope. Prestia? Nope. Gibbs? Nope. Hibberd? Nope.

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You guys realise there’s only two days left, right?

One big trade did go down, with Jordan Lewis officially now a Demon. Like Mitchell, he was traded for peanuts.

It’s also led to some crazy stats.

It’s still unbelievable, isn’t it?

At least Tom Bugg was having fun with the news.

Meanwhile, Joel Hamling has got his wish and will play with Fremantle in 2017.

And this record will continue:

Brisbane, Port and Gold Coast also completed a complicated trade to get Pearce Hanley to the Suns.

Hopefully the Suns can trade in some better Photoshop skills next. This is horrific.

Titus O’Reilly wants to make it an international incident.

Young GWS forward James Stewart has declared that he wants to play for Essendon in 2017

And Sydney ruckman Toby Nankervis wants to be a Tiger.

So yeah, that’s about it today. So much still to go down, expect fireworks in the next two days.