Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

[jmac70]

nah, to nice.

I personally would go to her front verandah and squish my face against her front window (exposing my nostrils) and start licking the window - in conjunction with yelling out "Go Port Power", works every time, no more future hassles

No worries

Her partner is very large and looks like he has been in prison.

 

[manicpie]

Her partner is very large and looks like he has been in prison.

In that case, don't take the flowers advice and go knocking on the door

 

[sr36]

I’m a terrible speller. Must be why I became a teacher!

I remember reading the best two predictors for becoming a primary school teacher in Australia were being female and being crap at maths. I suspect you're failing on the being female front - are you at least shit at maths?

 

[jmac70]

I remember reading the best two predictors for becoming a primary school teacher in Australia were being female and being crap at maths. I suspect you're failing on the being female front - are you at least s**t at maths?

I’m a god at maths.

 

[sr36]

I’m a god at maths.

You should trick your Principal into giving you a payrise. Throw in some algebra, she's a Primary school teacher, she won't understand it.

 

[jmac70]

You should trick your Principal into giving you a payrise. Throw in some algebra, she's a Primary school teacher, she won't understand it.

Unfortunately, it’s the Department of Education that determines salary. It’s based on your years of service.

 

[sr36]

Unfortunately, it’s the Department of Education that determines salary. It’s based on your years of service.

Yeah, I'm being paid by the Catholics. The only difference is that you don't have to whip yourself for accepting your shitty pay cheque. My welts will heal up though if I pray hard enough.

 

[jmac70]

Yeah, I'm being paid by the Catholics. The only difference is that you don't have to whip yourself for accepting your shitty pay cheque. My welts will heal up though if I pray hard enough.

Is this your Principal?

 

[jmac70]

Stab him in the throat with something sharp. Act like you're chopper.

Kidding, perhaps

I’ll just ignore them.

I got some advice from a police friend. Basically, the police won’t act until a criminal offence has taken place.

This is just a civil dispute, even though they abuse me in front of my children.

All over where a car is parked.

 

[jmac70]

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[Vicky Park]

Her partner is very large and looks like he has been in prison.

Can you run fast?

 

[jmac70]

Can you run fast?

No, I can’t VP. In fact, there is not much I can do in a physical sense.

My ability to offer smart arse retorts will not help this situation.

 

[Vicky Park]

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Is this your Principal?

Is that JF Noble?

 

[NMBB]

Even if they did, I probably would've been thinking about Jenny sitting next to me and if I should kiss her after school

Why not during recess?

 

[NMBB]

.....smart arse....

I'm interested to know if there's any difference between a "smart ar#e" and a "clever di#k"

 

[NMBB]

Unfortunately, it’s the Department of Education that determines salary. It’s based on your years of service.

So you're on $500,000?

 

[neilk]

I'm interested to know if there's any difference between a "smart ar#e" and a "clever di#k"

About 10cm.

 

[manicpie]

Why not during recess?

Recess I always had Tracy in my sights, she was a serial kisser and not much of a challenge, Jenny on the other hand

 

[jmac70]

I'm interested to know if there's any difference between a "smart ar#e" and a "clever di#k"

Much the same.

 

[jmac70]

So you're on $500,000?

Give or take.
Worth every cent.

 

[sr36]

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[manicpie]

 

[NMBB]

Strewth

 

[NMBB]

Some announcements on the Met are linguistically challenged eg.

- "please finalise your boarding" - what exactly does one do when finalising this activity?

- "stand clear - this train is preparing to depart" - does the train have a checklist it goes through?

Carry on...

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Back with the pack.

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