Universal Love Random Chat II – brought to you by Harvest Snaps

[Proper Gander]

Proper Gander go as a wood post or envelope with a extreme blow wave.

Brilliant!

Why?

 

[MarcMaverick]

I went to a theme party where the theme was "Heaven or Hell" and I dressed up as the T-100. People were asking me who I was and said "The Terminator" in my best Arnie voice. They then asked why and I responded that as a robot I do not understand the concept of the afterlife.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Brilliant!

Why?

Didn't I read that the theme was 'post' punk. I may well be mistaken, or perhaps I just wasn't meant for this world.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Didn't I read that the theme was 'post' punk. I may well be mistaken, or perhaps I just wasn't meant for this world.

Maybe give up on the Grand dad jokes mate

 

[Toump Ass]

Didn't I read that the theme was 'post' punk.

Brilliant.

 

[00Stinger]

I went to a dress up party once and got my new girlfriend at the time who no one had met to jump on my back and I piggy backed her in.

The guy whose party it was came up to me and said 'Really Stinger you couldn't dress up?'

I replied 'oh but I did dear friend'

He looked at me funny and said 'oh well what the **** are you then?'

I simply replied 'I'm a turtle' pointed to my girlfriend and said 'This is Michelle, now **** off and get me a beer'

I don't see either of them anymore.....



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[Proper Gander]

Didn't I read that the theme was 'post' punk. I may well be mistaken, or perhaps I just wasn't meant for this world.

Sorry. You’re sharp as a razor tonight Crimson and I’m slow off the mark

 

[Crimson Azure]

Sorry. You’re sharp as a razor tonight Crimson and I’m slow off the mark

Abstract thinking is about all I have got to offer.

Or…

channel dumb and dumber: ‘Tell her I'm rich and, uh, I'm good-looking and, uh, I have a rapis. wit!”

 

[tomcruise]

Put a party hat on with one of these

and go as the birthday party.

 

[00Stinger]

Bad boy baby back pork ribs

Yes I have kids in a catholic school, yes I'm technically catholic and boy oh boy yes I eat lots of meat on good Friday!

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[Bluelegs]

Got back from a wedding in the bush last night and didn't have a chance to get to the shops yesterday. Promised the family I would have something smoked on Sunday but of course everything is shut on Good Friday.

Challenge is now this. Pick up a 3kg pork shoulder first thing in the morning and have it in the smoker by 9am at the absolute latest so it's out by 5 and I can get to the footy.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Bad boy baby back pork ribs

Yes I have kids in a catholic school, yes I'm technically catholic and boy oh boy yes I eat lots of meat on good Friday!

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"Sorry God. I know we're supposed to be eating fish on Good Friday, but red meat taste too good"

 

[Proper Gander]

Got back from a wedding in the bush last night and didn't have a chance to get to the shops yesterday. Promised the family I would have something smoked on Sunday but of course everything is shut on Good Friday.

Challenge is now this. Pick up a 3kg pork shoulder first thing in the morning and have it in the smoker by 9am at the absolute latest so it's out by 5 and I can get to the footy.

I’ve got faith in you, legs

 

[Crimson Azure]

Bad boy baby back pork ribs

Yes I have kids in a catholic school, yes I'm technically catholic and boy oh boy yes I eat lots of meat on good Friday!

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Bless your heart my dear son.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Bless your heart my dear son.

And the colon thereafter. May the lavatory be ever so fortified and may the odds be ever in your favour. Amen.

 

[NorthcoteDee]

Hey, that pathetic American singer, Lobo (American/70s) used to wear one hell of a wig.

Paul Anka was a seriously weird looking dude.

Film clip of Status Quo ... Pictures of Matchstick Men. The band members were wearing wigs.

FWIW I don't wear a wig, even though I'm pretty much bald.

Thank you.

P.S.I can post further information re wigs if there is sufficient interest.

 

[Proper Gander]

Hey, that pathetic American singer, Lobo (American/70s) used to wear one hell of a wig.

Paul Anka was a seriously weird looking dude.

Film clip of Status Quo ... Pictures of Matchstick Men. The band members were wearing wigs.

FWIW I don't wear a wig, even though I'm pretty much bald.

Thank you.

P.S.I can post further information re wigs if there is sufficient interest.

I’m interested

 

[NorthcoteDee]

I’m interested

Thank you for your (understandable) interest. I'll need to take some time off work to deal with this important matter.

I was also thinking of including quality comb overs. Do you think they would be a worthwhile inclusion?

 

[Proper Gander]

Thank you for your (understandable) interest. I'll need to take some time off work to deal with this important matter.

I was also thinking of including quality comb overs. Do you think they would be a worthwhile inclusion?

Quality is key here I think

 

[Proper Gander]

Is there such a thing as a quality comb-over? There probably is, but you would never know. The aim of a comb-over is to prevent people noticing you are going bald. If you do a quality job, then surely nobody knows you are going bald so never notices the comb-over?

 

[AmericanAFL]

Some say the combover is pathetic. I say it’s the ballsiest play in the hair game.

 

[Max Power 83]

Is there such a thing as a quality comb-over? There probably is, but you would never know. The aim of a comb-over is to prevent people noticing you are going bald. If you do a quality job, then surely nobody knows you are going bald so never notices the comb-over?

It's like being a criminal. We'll never know the best one's, because they'll never be caught.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Some say the combover is pathetic. I say it’s the ballsiest play in the hair game.

Realise your fighting a loosing battle and go scorched earth and shave your head.

 

[NorthcoteDee]

Kevin Bartlett is his heyday (not hair day) was/had the prince of comb overs.

Is Donald Trump too obvious?

 

[MarcMaverick]

So the age old question still stands:
If you are bald do you wash your head with soap or shampoo?