VelvetSledge
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- May 24, 2007
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no-one at the club is making effort why should i smh
ESSENDON BOMBERS
WESTERN BULLDOGS 16.7 103
def.
ESSENDON BOMBERS 10.11 71
GOALS: Wright 4, Cutler 2, Baldwin, Draper, Guelfi, Stringer
BEST: Draper, Martin, Parish, Merrett, Wright
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HAWTHORNE HAWKES
Exceeding expectations.
Sam Mitchell is still a midget grub.
**** Hawthorne.
MELBOURNE DEMONS 13.13 91
def.
HAWTHORNE HAWKES 11.15 81
GOALS: Kosisisichsshitski 4, Breust, Mitchell, Worpel, Macdonald, O'Meara, Moore, Wingard
BEST: Sicily, Moore, O'Meara, Kossosishsosshitski, Worpel
ESSENDON EMERGENCIES: Brandon Zerk-Thatcher, Brayden Ham, Kaine Baldwin, Aaron Francis
HAWTHORNE EMERGENCIES: Daniel Howe, Conor Nash, Connor Macdonald, Liam Shiels
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ESSENDON OUTS: Stringer, Cox (Both injured), Baldwin (Omitted)
ESSENDON INS: Bryan, Hind
HAWTHORNE OUTS: Macdonald, Nash, Shiels (Managed), Howe (Medi-Sub)
HAWTHORNE INS: Grainger Barras, Morrison, Ward
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Subs are announced one hour prior to bounce.
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Dylan Shiel learned a hard lesson about what we expect as a team with a brutal dropping to the VFL, where he- Oh no, he was sub, and played the second half. And is now right back in the team.
We're short on cattle, yeah, but let's not pretend that we're teaching harsh lessons here. This club is absolutely ****ing rudderless, and has been treading water for two decades. It's embarrassing, it's making life-long Essendon fans turn the games off or just not show up, and people aren't renewing memberships. We have yes men in charge who's only goal is turnover, and flogging yet another $350 captains dinner, or a $200 book, or a limited run of hyper-expensive merchandise to keep club coffers in check.
We're a football club, not a ****ing ASX conglomerate. I realise this section is meant to discuss the changes, but I'm genuinely so tired of this club that I'm finding it hard to give a shit.
Bryan and Hind are in, Baldwin is dropped even though he's been given the world's shittest delivery inside F50, and Nik Cox has busted his ankle up again. Jake Stringer was brought back from a hamstring too early, then pinged the other one. Someone needs to have a good look at the fitness staff here, and then ask some serious questions. Here's a good one to start with - "What the ****?"
Hawthorne, a supposed bottom 4 side, are resting players against us. Hahahaha
Round 14, 2021
UTAS Stadium
20/6/2021
HAWTHORNE HAWKES 10.13 73
def. by
ESSENDON BOMBERS 13.8 86
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ESSENDON GOALS: Stringer 4, McDonald-Tipungwuti, Jones 2, Langford, Parish, Guelfi, Hind, Cahill
HAWTHORNE GOALS: Breust, Koschitzke 3, Shiels, Wingard, Mitchell, Moore
ESSENDON BEST: Stringer, Merrett, Hind, Draper, Parish
HAWTHORNE BEST: Mitchell, O'Meara, Breust, McEvoy
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CHANGES SINCE LAST TIME:
ESSENDON OUTS: Stringer, Jones, Stewart, Langford, McDonald-Tipungwuti, Cahill, Zerk-Thatcher, Hooker, Cox, Ham, Smith
ESSENDON INS: Kelly, Shiel, Cutler, Waterman, Martin, Bryan, McGrath, Reid, Caldwell, Durham, Hobbs
HAWTHORNE OUTS: McEvoy, Cousins, Shiels, Jiath, Ceglar, Howe, Phillips, O'Brien, Burgoyne
HAWTHORNE INS: Callow, Maginness, Sicily, Lynch, Ward, Worpel, Morrison, Gunston, Grainger-Barras
Not gonna lie, I'll be at a wedding and probably won't watch the replay.
Hawthorne by 56.
