simba_
sucking a lemon
The reason is conceptually, the AFL need people to be able to distinguish between teams easily. Their colours and design of the jumpers are paramount in this. This applies more to people who the AFL want to attract. Both new sponsors and new supporters.
this is incredibly sad. this is exactly how the VFL wants the australian public to think and obviously it worked incredibly well on collingwood fans, all they do is parrot crap the executives want us to think, they don't realise they are test dummies, you're like a science experiment, your mind has been turned to mush and you think you're being a "good footy fan" for it!
i have always known this to be the 'issue'. it's simply that the league likes our comp to be dumbed down and amateur, easily digestible for the lowest common denominator. they like it being big and bold and basic, like a childrens coloring book. see, over there is the perth eagles! yellow and blue! we wanted them in easy-to-understand state colors for all you idiots to easily follow, but we had to make it navy blue - still close! and over there is sydney! another bird, the swan! red and white! and then over there, ANOTHER bird! adelaide, the crows! these are our bird franchises! see, if you're a good little boy from sydney, you grow up loving footy, you support the swans! and if you're a good little boy from adelaide, you love footy and need a team, why, you support the crows! we made them up for you, in easy to follow state colors! the suns, yay! i love summer and i'm from queensland, thanks AFL for making a simple, easy to understand franchise for me to follow!
the Coll and Port brands are extremely different anyway, I think people have addressed this over the last few pages. our guernsey looks far better than yours, it's a completely different design. if you go back to your traditional guernsey (you changed from in 2000) it won't even clash with the prison bars at all (but still our clubs should wear third kits against each other if it came to that). our logo is very different to yours, I mean we operate in a completely different state, there actually isn't much room for confusion at all, even though you've been conditioned into believing there is.
and yes, your paranoia is right. give us an inch and we'll take a mile. we should be wearing the PBs in the AFL and your brand won't suffer as a result - collingwood players and executives damage your clubs brand plenty and we don't damage it at all, that's why we'll keep fighting for it, because there still isn't any reason why we shouldn't