Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[bennymate]

they are nasty little nuggets filled with festering cabbage and too much salt. And they taste like ass.
having said that, once one is waggled in my face, I can’t help myself and just chow down on them.
the dim dims that is, I don’t often have ass waggled in face unfortunately.

 

[Hojuman]

If it doesn't move, eat it. If it moves, eat it.

And if it's still moving on the plate when served eat it quicker !

 

[The acurate one]

I’m vegetarian but if we pull this off I’ll be eating a dim sim in celebration!

Yeah not really meat, more the bits that keep the blood pumping through the meat to keep it succulent and tender.

Oh well

 

[Samsquanch]

go the moe prawn method.


fwiw, check out the moe prawn parma,

This thread has to be labelled as legendary.

 

[RobZombie]

Paenitet me facere malum meum

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

 

[Wild Bill]

Rutten is safe and staying.

lol - hopefully extend the dud for 10 years.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

HUN now going with the headline:

Rutten safe, as board blood spills at Bombers​

 

[The acurate one]

If a bug flies into your morning coffee/pint, do you fish it out and continue drinking or pour out the whole lot and start again?

Did anyone see - kind of important?

 

[Flawed Genius]

LOL

LOL

 

[Ligma]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Samsquanch]

??

All on the DILF list were contacted for insight into the Clarko situation. You didn't get the text?

 

[see see]

someone cosplaying as the Caucasian Barry White

POTY

Literally LOL'd at this, which is rather awkward as I'm in the office today.

 

[SMaturin]

 

[Engimal v3]

HUN now going with the headline:

Rutten safe, as board blood spills at Bombers​

Story, for those of us without a HS sub?

 

[giantroo]

Ben Rutten

Ben Rutten

Age

41

Ht

190cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.4

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

7.0

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

10.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.0

3star

has not been sacked as the Bombers prepare to make changes to their board.

It’s understood president Paul Brasher will be replaced with David Barham the leading contender.

The Bombers are expected to announce the changes this afternoon.

It’s believed there’s been division among the board since Brasher decided to go public and announce a club review into all football operations in May.

It’s understood chief executive Xavier Campbell didn’t want the public scrutiny associated with announcing a review.

Club officials are shaking their heads at the “debacle” unfolding at the Bombers.

 

[Le Grille]

All on the DILF list were contacted for insight into the Clarko situation. You didn't get the text?

Well….no

I’m guess I’m a DIWNLTF

 

[Shinboner1]

He knows less than we do lol

 

[Danni_Benson]

Yeah not really meat, more the bits that keep the blood pumping through the meat to keep it succulent and tender.

Oh well

.

I’ll buy a rice cooker instead. I’ll get it engraved with Clarko’s name and the date he was appointed.

 

[Merlin007]

HUN now going with the headline:

Rutten safe, as board blood spills at Bombers​

Can all the knicker twisters now please log off

 

[Roos92]

What a joke.
Bet you they called clarko in the meeting and got rejected. Laughable club.

On SM-G970F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[travelli]

HUN now going with the headline:

Rutten safe, as board blood spills at Bombers​

Just making everything all the sweeeeeeeter.

 

[The Lone Latic]

Can all the knicker twisters now please log off

 

[Del191229]

Which is more likely:

Essendon have conducted a super secret black ops mission to negotiate with Clarko - off site premises for sure - over months just in case they get a random flogging at the end of the season and decide to sack Rutten, and have kept this all secret up until now, whereupon crack investigative newshound Damien Tardio has uncovered their dastardly scheme?

OR

Essendon are a rabble who have overreacted to a bad loss because they massively overrated their list, and various late Roman Empire style competing cotorie powerbases are now having the mother of all shitfights over who gets to run the show now, and they all deserve it because of the money they tipped in to pay the suspended players out eight years ago? And journos are going Get Clarko to generate clicks?

 

[Ligma]

SUCKED IN YOU DRUG CHEATS.

 

[GoNorth]