Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[speedy]

This is a fourth or fifth degree rumour but I love it so I'm going to share.

The only reason Zurhaar has been training in the midfield is to have him ready for the Poora dlelie game. He wants to make sure he's close enough to inflict maximum damage. The assumption at North is Horne Fabian Francis will be too lazy and too scared to venture into our forward line.

Just looked at our fixture, Cam is going to miss games against Syd, Col and *.....

 

[Mav]

Just looked at our fixture, Cam is going to miss games against Syd, Col and *.....

HFF will miss more!

 

[The acurate one]

Goodness I, Zurhaar is training and has never been fitter and it revolves around his desire to send JHHF into orbit.

Do you people clapping and hi-fiving over this understand the ramifications this will have on the Poorta dleie board? Their posters will be gnashing their tooths.

I didn't feel teeth appropriate.

And whatever makes Cam a better footballer is ok by m e.

It does seem JHFF time will come.

 

[King Corey]

Goodness I, Zurhaar is training and has never been fitter and it revolves around his desire to send JHHF into orbit.

Do you people clapping and hi-fiving over this understand the ramifications this will have on the Poorta dleie board? Their posters will be gnashing their tooths.

I didn't feel teeth appropriate.

And whatever makes Cam a better footballer is ok by m e.

It does seem JHFF time will come.

Any particular reason you've heard why Cam despises the bull-milker?

 

[DesertRoo]

Goodness I, Zurhaar is training and has never been fitter and it revolves around his desire to send JHHF into orbit.

Do you people clapping and hi-fiving over this understand the ramifications this will have on the Poorta dleie board? Their posters will be gnashing their tooths.

I didn't feel teeth appropriate.

And whatever makes Cam a better footballer is ok by m e.

It does seem JHFF time will come.

Hate certainly is as good motivation as any.

 

[The acurate one]

Any particular reason you've heard why Cam despises the bull-milker?

I have never asked but it was the Mav who bought up Cam and his desire to inflict carnage on Jason Horne Fabian Francis.

If this happened imagine the reaction of Corn Fabian Francis.

 

[King Corey]

I have never asked but it was the Mav who bought up Cam and his desire to inflict carnage on Jason Horne Fabian Francis.

If this happened imagine the reaction of Corn Fabian Francis.

He'd stand in front of JHFF like that poor lad at Tienanmen Square.

 

[DesertRoo]

He'd stand in front of JHFF like that poor lad at Tienanmen Square.

And we’ve finally a coach that embraces rivalry, doesn’t shy away from it.

 

[shinboner magic]

Goodness I, Zurhaar is training and has never been fitter and it revolves around his desire to send JHHF into orbit.

Do you people clapping and hi-fiving over this understand the ramifications this will have on the Poorta dleie board? Their posters will be gnashing their tooths.

I didn't feel teeth appropriate.

And whatever makes Cam a better footballer is ok by m e.

It does seem JHFF time will come.

Might have to make my first trip to Tassie to watch this match.
Won’t be the same at home abusing the little flog campaigner

 

[Samsquanch]

Didn't the players all put in $20 for the hit pot?

 

[Tectonic]

This is a fourth or fifth degree rumour but I love it so I'm going to share.

The only reason Zurhaar has been training in the midfield is to have him ready for the Poora dlelie game. He wants to make sure he's close enough to inflict maximum damage. The assumption at North is Horne Fabian Francis will be too lazy and too scared to venture into our forward line.

 

[Horizons_00]

This is a fourth or fifth degree rumour but I love it so I'm going to share.

The only reason Zurhaar has been training in the midfield is to have him ready for the Poora dlelie game. He wants to make sure he's close enough to inflict maximum damage. The assumption at North is Horne Fabian Francis will be too lazy and too scared to venture into our forward line.

JHF will miss this game with “soreness”

 

[Shinboner1]

Porta potty

 

[DesertRoo]

Porta potty
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Now now, we shouldn’t mock things considered luxury items for our hole digging friends.

 

[Yianni]

JHF will miss this game with “soreness”

Yes yes, comrades of Port, terrible news. Jason and angry father have been called to Alberton to meet with tzar. Is great honour but bad timing.

But remember, you heard it here on ‘Port Pravda’ first with me Kânye Czernotye, only on SEN (State Engineered Network)

 

[Shermanator]

I am waiting for it to get mentioned on the SEN by Corn-Francis.

Gerard called him Corn-Francis, Gerard went up a notch in my book, he's now on notch one.

I never thought much of Gerard but hearing him with the Corn, the Corn Francis makes Gerard sound like a Greek philosopher.

Brilliant, that's the 5-minute Fireman's new nickname.

 

[Disco Dew]

Brilliant, that's the 5-minute Fireman's new nickname.

Call me old fashioned but I prefer his other nickname campaigner

 

[Hojuman]

JHF will miss this game with “soreness”

#icebath

 

[Devington]

JHF will miss this game with “soreness”

I've been agreeing with that sentiment since his cowardly exit. He doesn't have the emotional regulation skills to go through with it IMO.

 

[AnEmptyChair]

geez fabian looks terrible, lazy and unfit

 

[Passmore]

geez fabian looks terrible, lazy and unfit

Sitting at 6 disp at 100% efficiency. He had 3 in 30 seconds, none of which hit a target. In fact resulted in a turnover.

How does disposal efficiency work?

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[AnEmptyChair]

Sitting at 6 disp at 100% efficiency. He had 3 in 30 seconds, none of which hit a target. In fact resulted in a turnover.

How does disposal efficiency work?

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lol thats what i was thinking too. that 3 possession chain was classic Fabian. puts in one little bit of quality burst effort, only to be super lazy with the follow up.

also, it's actually ridiculous how much he just walks when the ball's not near him and lets his man run off. He will cost Port Power, established 1997, games by himself

 

[speedy]

Sitting at 6 disp at 100% efficiency. He had 3 in 30 seconds, none of which hit a target. In fact resulted in a turnover.

How does disposal efficiency work?

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0% more like it. I watched most of the second quarter, saw him intercepted and caught htb plus maybe another handball that didn’t go anywhere. I did see plenty of players run past him though…do you get a stat for that?

 

[Tectonic]

Maybe the level of training was too much?

This'll be a real nice draft pick if this is the porta we get

 

[Lomas]

Sitting at 6 disp at 100% efficiency. He had 3 in 30 seconds, none of which hit a target. In fact resulted in a turnover.

How does disposal efficiency work?

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Part of the contract is that his Mum runs the stats sheet.