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[NMBB]

She’s been away but unfortunately returned today. She’s a nut job but her partner is a psycho.

Can you please explain the difference between a nut job and a psycho?

 

[Pistol Night]

Can you please explain the difference between a nut job and a psycho?

My missus from AM to PM

 

[NMBB]

My missus from AM to PM

Ok if I just leave that with your good self?

 

[jmac70]

Can you please explain the difference between a nut job and a psycho?

A psycho might actually kill you.

 

[NMBB]

A psycho might actually kill you.

Got it

 

[Hyakutake]

Can you please explain the difference between a nut job and a psycho?

About half a bottle of scotch

 

[JoinDate]

 

[NMBB]

Came across this on a spare desk at work - PM me if needed - might be able to get some more.

 

[Pistol Night]

Came across this on a spare desk at work - PM me if needed - might be able to get some more.

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Im interested if it also gives you a rig like that bloke?

 

[NMBB]

Im interested if it also gives you a rig like that bloke?

Sent pic to a couple of mates asking if they needed some - one replied he was actually the guy in the pic

 

[NMBB]

 

[Hyakutake]

Came across this on a spare desk at work - PM me if needed - might be able to get some more.

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I dont need that kind of chemical assistance. I just watch the last five minutes of last years final round game against carlton.

 

[NMBB]

Winner of Australia's best vanilla slice has just been announced

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Not Christmas. Not Eurovision. The day the Baking Association of Australia announces where you can find the country's best vanilla slice, sausage roll, hot cross bun and pie.

www.escape.com.au

 

[jathanas]

Winner of Australia's best vanilla slice has just been announced

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Not Christmas. Not Eurovision. The day the Baking Association of Australia announces where you can find the country's best vanilla slice, sausage roll, hot cross bun and pie.

www.escape.com.au

This is an obvious stitch-up.

The bakery in Woodend (Bourkies) sells the best vanilla slices in the world.

 

[NMBB]

This is an obvious stitch-up.

The bakery in Woodend (Bourkies) sells the best vanilla slices in the world.

Staying with friends in McCrae for long weekend - just had most excellent fish and chips from place near Woolworths in Rosebud. - big fat fresh piece of Butterfsh

 

[Frogs]

Hi Folks Moeydw is kindly coordinating this year's player sponsorship. There are some fantastic prizes on offer. We're over half way there at $2,000, and need to raise another $1,800 in around a week to be able to sponsor a player in 2023! Please consider joining the player sponsors group. More info on that thread. Thanks.

 

[jmac70]

Hi Folks Moeydw is kindly coordinating this year's player sponsorship. There are some fantastic prizes on offer. We're over half way there at $2,000, and need to raise another $1,800 in around a week to be able to sponsor a player in 2023! Please consider joining the player sponsors group. More info on that thread. Thanks.

sideswipe has got plenty of cash. Surely good for $300

 

[jmac70]

Staying with friends in McCrae for long weekend - just had most excellent fish and chips from place near Woolworths in Rosebud. - big fat fresh piece of Butterfsh

Enjoy mate

 

[jmac70]

This is an obvious stitch-up.

The bakery in Woodend (Bourkies) sells the best vanilla slices in the world.

Just glad that crap hole in Sorrento didn’t win again

 

[sr36]

This is an obvious stitch-up.

The bakery in Woodend (Bourkies) sells the best vanilla slices in the world.

Wtf. How can you set yourself up as an anti-Hawaiin pizza food nazi, but be pro snot blocks?

 

[JoinDate]

Wtf. How can you set yourself up as an anti-Hawaiin pizza food nazi, but be pro snot blocks?

Snot blocks are great, Hawaiian pizzas are not.

 

[jmac70]

Wtf. How can you set yourself up as an anti-Hawaiin pizza food nazi, but be pro snot blocks?

Quite easily.
Pineapple is a fruit and has no place on a pizza.

A snot block is pastry and vanilla custard.

Where is the fruit?

 

[stormskye]

Quite easily.
Pineapple is a fruit and has no place on a pizza.

A snot block is pastry and vanilla custard.

Where is the fruit?

Tomato is a fruit jmac

 

[jmac70]

Tomato is a fruit jmac

That’s like saying Daicos and Madgen belong in the same sentence.

 

[jathanas]

Tomato is a fruit jmac

jmac70 possesses the knowledge that tomato is a fruit, and the wisdom not to include it in a fruit salad.

The same wisdom forbids pineapple on pizza.