Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[DesertRoo]

Aka give up the chase Jase

19 year old players on $800k a year don’t chase.

 

[Hojuman]

How much history can you have in 26 years ?

 

[Shermanator]

From the Poorta board lol the way that clutch on to that “heritage and culture” fallacy is so tragic View attachment 1646762

Heritage?..

Their plastic franchise is an AFL toddler… lol ****in muppets..

I’m waiting for the Claremont Chooks to enter the AFL and them to talk about their 100 years of history and to chuck a tantrum when Richmond wont let them wear their jumper from the WAFL..

Poort - you’re a ****in franchise - your history in the SANFL means ****in zero at AFL level, stop acting like you have some superior heritage, you have a grand total of 28 years you Tarp loving minnows!!

 

[Roosurgence]

19 year old players on $800k a year don’t chase.

Which Port teammate is the most pissed about getting a fraction of what the lazy campaigner is getting paid?

He keeps tracking like this and a few teammates won’t want to play with him. Nothing worse than busting your arse to see that old mate has his hands on hips while collecting $800k a year.

 

[Roosurgence]

Maybe Noble could take over from Kenny when he gets the sack?

 

[sruss]

Heritage?..

Their plastic franchise is an AFL toddler… lol *in muppets..

I’m waiting for the Claremont Chooks to enter the AFL and them to talk about their 100 years of history and to chuck a tantrum when Richmond wont let them wear their jumper from the WAFL..

Poort - you’re a *in franchise - your history in the SANFL means *in zero at AFL level, stop acting like you have some superior heritage, you have a grand total of 28 years you Tarp loving minnows!!

Now that I think about it, 2023 is the 120 year anniversary of our 1903 VFA premiership - why aren’t the AFL world acknowledging that?

 

[sruss]

My brother in Christ, is this tarpie threatening to go Fabian Francis on his wife and kids?

 

[koshari]

Maybe Noble could take over from Kenny when he gets the sack?

Now there is a noble thought

 

[blackshadow]

Maybe Noble could take over from Kenny when he gets the sack?

Noble and JHF reunited! Now there’s some nourishment.

 

[Roosurgence]

The Tarpie faithful have been sucked in like us last year.

Kid has talent but is one of the laziest AFL players going around. They will keep thinking he is the messiah while he actually is hurting them when they don’t have the ball.

It stood out like dogs balls in the last when the contest was there to be won and he stood hands on hips and allowed Adelaide not only to win it, but then spread from the contest.

 

[Samsquanch]

How much history can you have in 26 years ?

They hold a world record.

119 points is the greatest grand final margin in history.

 

[Conundrum]

Maybe Noble could take over from Kenny when he gets the sack?

Would we get done for draft tampering if we gave a glowing reference?

 

[Ligma]

You just have to laugh

Ahh love ya Eddie LOL

 

[tales129]

Derwayne insisting that he’s started on the pine to shake a tag whilst the footage shows Jason walking in a ******* paddock and nobody near him

Just for pure reference sake. First stoppage Dawson is with him. Dawson wins it. Ball spills into open space and berry tackles him twice. Healy says maybe berry is tagging, derwayne doesn’t breathe enough air and follows, all the while the single brain cell’d cretin that is ricciuto says nah boys.

Cut scene.

 

[zoomba23]

My brother in Christ, is this tarpie threatening to go Fabian Francis on his wife and kids? View attachment 1646839

Threats of domestic violence and a rudimentary spelling error. The Poort fan special

 

[shinboner magic]

Which Port teammate is the most pissed about getting a fraction of what the lazy campaigner is getting paid?

He keeps tracking like this and a few teammates won’t want to play with him. Nothing worse than busting your arse to see that old mate has his hands on hips while collecting $800k a year.

They’ll be walking out the door soon enough

 

[Masked Avenger]

You just know things won't end well when the pitchforks are brought out.

 

[sruss]

Threats of domestic violence and a rudimentary spelling error. The Poort fan special

 

[Nutjob]

if things go to plan this should be the ladder at the end of r3..View attachment 1646774

With Sydney at the SCG next week


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[Dudersaurus]

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And an ex-Crom woman couch at that.

 

[Kangayroo]

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Is this the couch in question?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My brother in Christ, is this tarpie threatening to go Fabian Francis on his wife and kids? View attachment 1646839

The guy he’s quoting I swear I’ve seen make that exact same post a few times. Every week Ken is done, every week he comes back.

Side note, some of their posters are taking solace in us losing. Do they think they are death riding us as well?

 

[JGreezy]

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Is this the couch in question?

On the male version everyone would have arm rests, so maybe they have a point

 

[FR0GGY]

You just know things won't end well when the pitchforks are brought out.

You just know they’re someone else’s pichforks too the thieving bastards.

 

[HBFlanker]

This is glorious to see the implosion on their board.

They are only 1-2 and its doomsday over there. Laughable really.

Im looking forward to hearing how they are this time next week if Sydney get a hold of them.

Their draw is actually pretty easy to begin with, but 1-3 would be a nightmare for them.