Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[RookiePick]

Webster on a hatty to close the innings...

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Pretty sure I dazzlered them by saying that this XI bats deep, as they collapse to be all out for less than 60.

 

[Tugga27]

Really surprising that Beau Webster hasn't played for Australia or even hardly gets mentioned.

 

[RookiePick]

lol. Webster didn't get a chance Stanlake did the team hattrick instead FFS. lol.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Webster on a hatty to close the innings...

Between him and Stanlake I can only conclude that our Achilles heel is ugly 200cm+ right handed bowlers.

 

[kane249]

Went from 1/45 to 53 all out

 

[Tugga27]

Don't know what the record is for ducks in an innings, but we've got 6 of them.

 

[RookiePick]

We just lost 8 for 1 run in under 5 overs.

 

[THE A5]

Hahaha wtf

 

[RookiePick]

Jake Weatherald rn:

 

[Dazzler9]

Farkkin hell. Dazzler9 must be physically at the WACA.

I'm hard at work today. Don't blame me for this disaster.

 

[Ochre]

I'm hard at work today. .

Congrats on your new role as WA batting coach

 

[Westend]

Well you reap what you sow

terrible perfomance

team deserves a rocket

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Pretty hard for Richardson, Paris and Morris to build match fitness when they bowl about 3 overs before Tassie chase down the target

 

[TY24]

Been working for the last few hours, how many balls did it take us to pass 100?

 

[Tugga27]

Pretty hard for Richardson, Paris and Morris to build match fitness when they bowl about 3 overs before Tassie chase down the target

It's OK, they'll get rested next game......

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

We just lost 8 for 1 run in under 5 overs.

We’ve been relegated and our next match is against Gambia.

 

[Dazzler9]

We’ve been relegated and our next match is against Gambia.

I hadn't even heard of a country called Gambia until yesterday.

 

[happy_eagle]

I hadn't even heard of a country called Gambia until yesterday.

The actual country name is "The Gambia"
Maybe thats what confused you at first

 

[kane249]

The actual country name is "The Gambia"
Maybe thats what confused you at first

Africa is a bit of a mess when it comes to naming conventions of the countries.

Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Equatorial Guinea

3 different countries

Similarly 'Republic of Congo' and 'Democratic Republic of Congo' are 2 different nations

 

[THE A5]

Isn’t Gambia the character Channing tatum plays in deadpool?

 

[happy_eagle]

Isn’t Gambia the character Channing tatum plays in deadpool?

Pretty sure its a song by Kenny Rogers

 

[FKASC]

Imagine being Ajaz Patel bowling on a turning deck in India and getting carted, whilst a white bespectacled dude takes 7

 

[RookiePick]

Africa is a bit of a mess when it comes to naming conventions of the countries.

Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Equatorial Guinea

3 different countries

Similarly 'Republic of Congo' and 'Democratic Republic of Congo' are 2 different nations