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    Non-Lions discussion 2022

    What alt accounts?
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    Apologies to the Beach Boys

    Well, Lynchy's goals aren't much He rarely moves out of the square And there's Pikey's goals with his big drop punts It just belies his lack of hair A Nigel Lappin set shot Leaves us all a nervous wreck And a Ferret goal when he sharks the pack It makes the hairs stand on your neck I...
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    Brisbane awesome

    :confused: What was that? A match write-up or a rejected Days of our Lives script? :o :D
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    step forward Drummo

    He is. Throws himself around like a rag doll. Every chance he'll snap in half at some stage. Seriously, a year in the reserves plus another pre-season on the weights will do wonders. I haven't been so excited about a young player since Cupido and Morrison.
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    The funnest way to beat the Pies

    I reckon we jump out to a lazy 8 or 9 goal lead early, let Collingwood slowly eat away at the deficit before hitting the front with less than 30 seconds to play, but then get penalised for having too many in the square. Jamie Charman then gets a 50 metre penalty because of Nathan Buckley gobbing...
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    We got {insert name here} at number 5 ... we got ...

    93/94 Johnny Barker 92 McCormack
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    It's been a long, slow, lonely week on arvo shift

    Thank you Lioness. I don't get online too much these days, hence the delay in my gratitude for your comment. ;)
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    Worst ever Fitzroy clanger?

    David Strooper missed a set shot from the edge of the goal square in the last game of '89. It was in keeping with the general standard of that game, it must be said.
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    We got {insert name here} at number 7 ... we got ...

    Categorically, Kev, Kevin Taylor wore number 7 in 1984. Gotchy gotched it in '85 for half a season before getting the flick. 'Twas something of a Jonah in the mid 80s was the holy number 7.
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    It's been a long, slow, lonely week on arvo shift

    Our number one's Blake Caracella His opponents let him stray And he looks a bit like that Josh fella That lives in Summer Bay Who's the defender that's all-out attack? It's our very own Chris Johnson He could easily play Running Back For Green Bay in Wisconsin Michael Voss will end...
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    Away games V Freo

    Are a very good case for an alternative strip, methinks.
  12. J

    Time to come home Steve

    He told me he has some unfinished business to attend to.
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    Our lost friend, Maverick.

    She told me she had millions of disgruntled BigFooty readers ready to storm parliament on account of Mr Ripper using a player's nickname she'd never heard of.
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    This story's really gathering momentum

    A yarn a couple of weeks ago with a longtime club insider confirmed to me it's well on the cards. Looks like they've found out about it down south, too. Swans to pounce on Akermanis
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    Lions at Whitten Oval Report

    Jack Dyer would have called him a 'good ordinary player'. Not bad, but no world beater.
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    Lions at Whitten Oval Report

    What are your thoughts, BrisGirl?
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    Collingwood's new sponsorship deals

    Hahahahaha! Oh I'm mortally wounded.
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    Have/Would you name your pet after your favourite Lions player?

    We had a tarantula. Called it Tommy.
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    Collingwood's new sponsorship deals

    Nathan Buckley walked into a bar. Eddie's.
  20. J

    Biggest Threats 2003

    There are no threats. We are invincible. Apparently.
  21. J

    The "A"-Team

    Owen Abrahams might get a bit of a look in.
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    Best individual game by a Royboy.

    Matty Rendell v North at the Junction in '83; Brad Boyd v Essendon at PP in '94; Lynchy v the Bombers at the G in '93.
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    Best individual season by a Royboy.

    Garry Wilson - 1978, followed by Paul Roos - 1986.
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    Donate to the "Jason Akermanis Rugby Union Fund"

    Well said, Stocka. When is the penny finally going to drop with these people? :confused: :o
  25. J

    Brad Johnson or Jason Akermanis?

    There's a school of thought going around that Akermanis is already a bit of a "Johnson".
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    It was all Maverick's fault.

    Re: Re: It was all Maverick's fault. Scott Cummings will claim he was merely scratching his chin.
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    Headland in starting 18

    I felt exactly the same way after last night's egg and bean salad!
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    Holding the ball, aka incorrect disposal

    The other one they've forgotten about is where two (or more) teammates hold the ball in. Been a ball-up every time.
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    Maverick was right.

    I once heard Mav boasting he had the biggest 'drop-kick' in the world of accountancy!
  30. J

    Footy Boots

    Wouldn't you prefer his wellington boots?
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