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    Goodbye

    Getting up Frostie's nose is as good as a premiership. Byeeeeeeeeee !
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    Goodbye

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    Is it possible that Bin Laden

    Re: Re: Is it possible that Bin Laden ... er ... the hijackers.
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    Melbourne 'dead shi.t' Football Club

    Yeah ... they're bloody pathetic. They even get false teeth when their real ones fall out. SOFT Not like us REAL supporters. Actually, they did have a great poster on here once. I think his name was Sir Archibald or something. Now he was good value. But the rest of 'em ... with...
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    Carlton to win the spoon....

    But only if their spoon is won on the 4th of July in a hailstorm, accompanied by a herd of wild elephants and a baby zebra. Don't do it, Dan. Last year I made a similar dare. I was going to cut the grass at Kardinia Park with nail scissors and walk home naked if Geelong beat us... Sure...
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    Eddie does get around doesn't he?

    ... and we'd have endless arguments on Nick's about whether we should play a home game at Baghdad.
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    Eddie does get around doesn't he?

    Ewok, If it's your intention to apply for a job with the C.I.A. as a fabricator of evidence against enemies of America, I'd strongly suggest you don't include this picture on your CV. Very shoddy work. The inconsistency between the lighting on Eddie's face compared to the lighting of...
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    Popeye The Sailor Man.

    Olive Oil ... ... the ultimate sex symbol. But what was the name of the guy who liked hamburgers? Wimpy???? His favourite line was, "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." Now ... if that doesn't sum up all that's wrong with the world, I don't know what does...
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    Hitman's BDO Review

    It's been many, many years since punk had a "nihilististic" attitude. Modern "punk" is one of those shackles that I'm in the process of breaking free from. These days, rudeness has been institutionalised. If you wanna be really "nihilistic" and revolutionary these days, try actually...
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    EMINEM is DEAD.

    Or play "Revolution No.9" from the white album ... BACKWARDS ... and you'll hear the car crash that killed him ... complete with ambulances and everything ... plus Lennon repeatedly saying, "Turn me on, dead man." Or check out the left-handed guitar on the grave of the Sgt.Pepper cover...
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    Leuing in The Age today

    Bloody tree-hugger. No .. Hang on ... He was a carpenter, wasn't He?
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    names on back of jumpers

    We know our own players ... and we don't give a stuff about yours. Who's that one that throws the grass? Number 18 ... What a show pony !
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    EMINEM is DEAD.

    P.S. Maybe he really is dead ... I reckon that would be great ... Eminem and Paul McCartney ... united forever. Look for hidden backward messages on the next Eminem album.
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    EMINEM is DEAD.

    I'm pretty sure it's a hoax ... The date on that report says 29th January ... I'm sure if it were true it would have been all over the mainstream news reports by now. There was a post about this a few days ago ... But I seem to recall it said he was shot. I may be wrong there. I think it was...
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    Do any spirits...

    Try Metho ... ... then you REALLY won't have any guts ... full stop.
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    If you are gay, you can be cured.

    No.
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    "Bombers" no more?

    Scared are you? Why? Scared that you are part of a majority that is shrinking ... so much so that the day will come when it isn't a majority any more. Quake in your boots, oh scared one. Scared? Yeah, well I'm scared too. Scared that ignorant cretins like yourself will wipe the...
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    "Bombers" no more?

    Blaming pacifists for the world being screwed up and weird ... ... now THAT's screwed up and weird.
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    Good riddance PRICE!!

    HAHAHAHAHA 3BO ... John Laws ... That all sounds a bit "on the nose" if you ask me.
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    Leuing in The Age today

    I wouldn't even call Leunig a "leftie" either. He's a humanitarian ... but fairly neutral politically. Isn't he a monarchist? Not a particularly "left" thing to be, I wouldn't have thought. I'd say he's a lot closer to Jesus Christ than Karl Marx. A very perceptive sensitive man who...
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    Hitman's BDO Review

    Well described, Hitters. And you've succeeded in making me determined NEVER to go to one of these BDO thingies. I mean, it just sounds like a bloody horrible way to spend a day. Getting squashed to death, ripped off, pushed and shoved from one stage to another trying to catch a few minutes...
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    Classic rock for beginners

    My post has got a surprising response from a few people. I must say, I was just indulging in a bit of urinepreneurial silliness. Mainly to make the point that bagging all post Spice Girls music is just one of those generational things that people do. Like everyone reckons the music of their era...
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    Classic rock for beginners

    Oh ... and I nearly forgot ... The Seekers ..... "The Carnival Is Over".
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    Classic rock for beginners

    What? No Col Joy and the Joy Boys ! No Johnnie O'Keefe ! What about "Over The Rainbow" ... by Billy Thorpe and the Azrtecs. Or "Ferry Across the Mersey" by Gerry and the Pacemakers. And I can't believe that no one has mentioned "24 Hours From Tulsa" by Gene Pitney .... or "In The...
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    I hate mainstream..

    Does any radio station ever play "One Of These Days I'm Going To Cut You Into Little Pieces"? Or "Careful With That Axe Eugene"? Or "See Emily Play"? Or do they all think that "The Dark Side Of The Moon" was the Floyd's debut album?
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    Off the Turps

    Yeah ... look I'm sorry for taking up this issue. I know you only meant it as a bit of fun ... but it's a subject close to my heart so I couldn't resist. I'm sorry if I sounded a bit confrontational in this topic. I know what it's like. I can't stand born-again Christians, even though I know...
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    Off the Turps

    It's not about whether you're a "strong person" or not. Believe it or not, alcoholics are often very "strong" people. Let's face it ... it's bloody hard work keeping up a long-term drinking habit. There's nothing wrong with liking a drink. And if you're not using it as some sort of...
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    Off the Turps

    Well ... that's where you're wrong. I didn't TURN Collingwood. I've barracked for Collingwood since about 1965. I barracked for Port Adelaide in the SANFL and Collingwood in the VFL. When Port joined the AFL, I obviously had to make a choice. I chose Collingwood. It was the sensible choice...
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    Off the Turps

    I appreciate that comment. I really do. But I've been pretty open about my past for as long as I've been posting on the internet. If people want to use that against me, good luck to them ... they can't really hurt me because I'm not ashamed of being what I am.
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