Memes are just a vehicle to conceal ideolog within irony.
We're at a point now though where I don't even think these people have an ideology, they just have memes.
When I go to the movies I'll sit where I want regardless of reserved seating.
Sometimes I'll take my dog to the beach and let him off the leash even if the sign says not to.
If the soup says 'heat for two minutes' I'll set the microwave for three minutes anyway.
And while it's not socially...
Without Carols by Candlelight I wouldn't have anything to distract myself with from my family during the annual Christmas gathering, so please don't knock it. They're over there talking and eating, I am over here pretending to watch it, waiting for it to end so it can signal when it's time to leave.
50%. Because either God exists or God doesn't exist (or God did exist but doesn't any more, or God will exist, and somehow we've predated the existence and were really lucky to guess it ahead of time, or willed God into existence through wishful thinking) but it's not for me to know. I lean more...
I was banned from a library for signing up for several different library cards under a bunch of fake names so I could use several different library IDs to book one of their computers for longer than the prescribed one-hour per day time period they limited each individual to. But, you know it's a...
https://frinkiac.com/
This site will give you screenshots for any quote.
I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin.
He has been terminally ill for a while now. I believe he was donating a good amount of his vast Simpsons' fortune to animal charities, which was pretty great.
In the hierarchy of important Simpsons figures, Sam Simon has to be right at the top. Almost single-handedly responsible for putting the...
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. 'The foolish man who built his house upon the sand.'
Homer: And you remember... Matthew 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: 'And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?'
Homer: Yeah, think about it...
Call it naivety, and I'll accept full responsibility for feeling as shit as I do now after watching this all unfold, but I don't think for a serious moment I thought this would end as horribly and bloody as it did. I'm usually numb to this sort of news - hostage negotiations and mass shootings...
My laptop overheated twice tonight in the past half hour - including minutes before it went down. I'll take that as a cosmic sign. Tragic scenes. Avoid.
That Shield Guy is a real hero.
How do you figure?
Well he held that shield... for a really long time.
How does that make him a hero?
Well it's more than you ever did!
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