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My favourite in the poll is Lamington. 😋

Just another Sunday up there.

Memes are just a vehicle to conceal ideolog within irony. We're at a point now though where I don't even think these people have an ideology, they just have memes.

"Leave the bird alone!" "Never!" [rattles cage again]

I am waiting for that day to come but it hasn't yet.

When I go to the movies I'll sit where I want regardless of reserved seating. Sometimes I'll take my dog to the beach and let him off the leash even if the sign says not to. If the soup says 'heat for two minutes' I'll set the microwave for three minutes anyway. And while it's not socially...

Without Carols by Candlelight I wouldn't have anything to distract myself with from my family during the annual Christmas gathering, so please don't knock it. They're over there talking and eating, I am over here pretending to watch it, waiting for it to end so it can signal when it's time to leave.

You should watch Tower. I am confident that I am a coward.

50%. Because either God exists or God doesn't exist (or God did exist but doesn't any more, or God will exist, and somehow we've predated the existence and were really lucky to guess it ahead of time, or willed God into existence through wishful thinking) but it's not for me to know. I lean more...

The Metal Gear Series. Daft Punk Live. LeBron James. Drive.

I was banned from a library for signing up for several different library cards under a bunch of fake names so I could use several different library IDs to book one of their computers for longer than the prescribed one-hour per day time period they limited each individual to. But, you know it's a...

Homer, that crazy lady in our trash pile attacked me again. That's not the way she tells it.

https://frinkiac.com/ This site will give you screenshots for any quote. I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin.

Bart: What were you drinking, gasoline? Krusty: Yes I was drinking gasoline, mother!

He has been terminally ill for a while now. I believe he was donating a good amount of his vast Simpsons' fortune to animal charities, which was pretty great. In the hierarchy of important Simpsons figures, Sam Simon has to be right at the top. Almost single-handedly responsible for putting the...

I have heard Australian hip-hop, I have yet to hear proof Australians can rhyme.

What about Hobbits? Strictly speaking, they're not 'Men'.

Rhyming cockney slang doesn't have to make sense.

Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. 'The foolish man who built his house upon the sand.' Homer: And you remember... Matthew 21:17. Reverend Lovejoy: 'And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?' Homer: Yeah, think about it...

The one constant in life, is that future generations will look back and laugh at our fashion.

She put the lime in the coconut / she drank 'em both up...

I could go for some Heinz beans.

Sounds like a scam. How can you guarantee my credit card information won't be used to download Persian pornography?

Call it naivety, and I'll accept full responsibility for feeling as shit as I do now after watching this all unfold, but I don't think for a serious moment I thought this would end as horribly and bloody as it did. I'm usually numb to this sort of news - hostage negotiations and mass shootings...

My laptop overheated twice tonight in the past half hour - including minutes before it went down. I'll take that as a cosmic sign. Tragic scenes. Avoid.

**** me.

I am not seeing anything. Is there another stream?

"We were here first." :P

That Shield Guy is a real hero. How do you figure? Well he held that shield... for a really long time. How does that make him a hero? Well it's more than you ever did!

Pfft. Shield Guy could last several days without drinking, eating or sleeping.