Fascist Nazi Rules That You Don't Follow

[Billy ray]

I use public toilets and piss on the seat

 

[HBF]

The main reason is you're god damned scoundrel.

I'm not picking dog crap up off council land. Let mother nature take care of it.

 

[Predator35]

I walk around in the summertime saying
"How about this heat?"

 

[scotslad]

"Keep your seatbelt on until the light is off" yeah how about u suck my winky-dinky????

Oh you're below you ☺

 

[Gough]

Pedestrian crossings, and signals tend to be treated as suggestions rather than law here. Would have paid to see the time the cops nabbed Chappelli for j walking outside the casino though.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

You should be euthanised.

Yes, mein fuhrer.

 

[ioppolo]

+1 for not obeying pedestrian crossings at lights. If there's no cars coming my way, I'm going.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

You should be euthanised.

I will more often than not pick up my dogs shit because they both enjoy shitting on the footpath rather than the grass, so it's common courtesy to do so, but one of my dogs will shit about 3 or 4 times on the walk because he needs to get every last bit of shit out of his system. So whilst I can pick up his first shit with ease, his second is a little runny, third and 4th are very watery - am I expected to pick up those ones as well?

 

[The Lemon]

I will more often than not pick up my dogs shit because they both enjoy shitting on the footpath rather than the grass, so it's common courtesy to do so, but one of my dogs will shit about 3 or 4 times on the walk because he needs to get every last bit of shit out of his system. So whilst I can pick up his first shit with ease, his second is a little runny, third and 4th are very watery - am I expected to pick up those ones as well?

yes.

 

[the_interloper]

Pedestrian crossings, and signals tend to be treated as suggestions rather than law here. Would have paid to see the time the cops nabbed Chappelli for j walking outside the casino though.

Ha ha, when did that happen? Would have been great if Beefy was around too.

 

[Gough]

Ha ha, when did that happen? Would have been great if Beefy was around too.

After a Test a couple of years ago, he spat it at the copper too apparently.

 

[the_interloper]

After a Test a couple of years ago, he spat it at the copper too apparently.

I'm sure he did, he's an angry old prick at the best of times!

 

[Gough]

I'm sure he did, he's an angry old prick at the best of times!

Yeah, but he's our angry old prick. Chappelli

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

yes.

It's basically like picking up piss. Not worth it.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I will more often than not pick up my dogs shit because they both enjoy shitting on the footpath rather than the grass, so it's common courtesy to do so, but one of my dogs will shit about 3 or 4 times on the walk because he needs to get every last bit of shit out of his system. So whilst I can pick up his first shit with ease, his second is a little runny, third and 4th are very watery - am I expected to pick up those ones as well?

Of course you're ****in not. Go on your way good sir, let the frustrated nazis deal with it.

 

[perthblue]

Oh you're below you ☺

u wot m8?

 

[dales.girl38]

"This computer is for work purposes only".

 

[Mancey]

Recommended serving sizes

 

[Scotland]

Serves 4.

Yes, of course it does.

 

[Scotland]

 

[GreyCrow]

Obviously the OP doesn't follow Godwins law

 

[Marlowe]

When I go to the movies I'll sit where I want regardless of reserved seating.

Sometimes I'll take my dog to the beach and let him off the leash even if the sign says not to.

If the soup says 'heat for two minutes' I'll set the microwave for three minutes anyway.

And while it's not socially acceptable, I will wear mismatched socks if I can't find the full pair.

 

[rocker_oz33]

odd socks.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

+1 for odd socks

 

[perthblue]

Recommended serving sizes

Serving suggestions too.

Nutella on bread? lmao just give me a spoon cuz