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came here to post same thing lawwl

lamb dressed as mutton???.................... anyone???

probably up there with the worst videos ive ever watched. not only is it shit interpretive dance but he has the most stale haircut and beard u can imagine. 0 stars

brb just re installing mozilla. pics wont load

isnt that just the cat claiming you as their territory or property?

dogs are like your 5 year old cousin who you can make do whatever you want, always happy to see you and will shut up when you tell them to. cats are like a teenage daughter, moody as ****, squeel slap and scratch when they dont get their way and only interact with you when they want...

got a mate who tends to lose the plot when on the sherberts. a group of 5 of us went to melb for a trip away (from newcastle) for 4 nights. we arrived at 11am and on the 1st night this bloke said for us to make sure he doesnt drink too much. yeah well that didnt really happen and by 6pm he...

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i have a english bull terrier. he is super smart but only when he has to be. the rest of the time he clowns around. he looks a lot like this one except has a big black patch on his left eye

my bull terrier went thru our backyard pool fence to get at a dog who was gettin up in his grill thru the fence. it wouldnt have been so impressive if it wasnt for the fact he couldnt fit his head through the gap to begin with let alone the rest of his body. bent the shit out of the bars... just...

ill go from 5th to 2nd and drop it. nothing like the sound of a compression lock up to get the attention of other motorists

my missus didnt understand what double or nothing meant. i won the first bet for $10, she called double or nothing and won but asked me for $20

a bloke i played footy with was married 2 weeks before they split up. they girl stayed in nsw but he went to wa. they were basically split by the time the wedding came around but had spent all the money already and couldnt get a refund so they thought they may as well use it. another guy i...

im half way through my 3rd yr of a physio degree at newcastle. i didnt want to do physio when i left school, i wanted to be a primary teacher and started that first. i had an 84 for my UAI which was way off the entrance mark for physio (98) but it was enough for teaching. i hated teaching and...

delirious1 = lolz i had an ear done when i was 12 but i grew up and took it out when i hit 13. i thought i was shane warne for a bit but then i decided i didnt want to be fat or bleach my hair. every now n then ill re do it after a few brews with a big thumb tack or paper clip or something for...

havent heard too many calls for cullings, most of the victims admit its the sharks domain and are back in the water as soon as their wound has healed. and what shark are you talking about being on the endangered species list? more than half the sharks in our waters are probably on that list...

isnt gods tally still rising as he systematically murders small african children?

women are terrible at sport hold on..... thats just truth. carry on.

sandstorm - da rude

i know a bloke who tried to get away with hitting a parked car. used to be a close mate but not so much anymore. he hit it and noticed a bloke had seen him so he wrote a note and left it on the windscreen of the other other. only thing was he said "catch me if you can" the bloke that watched...