Certified Legendary Thread 🏆 COLLINGWOOD 2023 PREMIERS 🏆

[Doc1763]

It’s taken me a month to find the courage to read this game day thread, from the first bounce.

I’m at half time and we’ve had calls to sub out Pendles and Sidey. Ok.

That McRae is being out coached. Right.

And our defence is being slaughtered. Hmm.

Pfft. It’s all good. The second half is coming.

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

 

[raymond35]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

To be fair,
There were a couple of moments where it looked like we may lose, despite being the better team.
The captain wasn't quite his normal brilliant self, had to have been playing with injuries.
Criticism of Pendlebury and Daicos's though...good grief.

 

[mumblingpie]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

Sounds like a very boring day for you

 

[Pie eyed]

I made the fatal error of calling a dickhead a dickhead on the main board. I stand by my call.

Staunch.
You have to call out the w***ers even if it means not posting for a while.

 

[jmac70]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

Very fortunate not to have read the game day thread.

 

[Pie eyed]

Very fortunate not to have read the game day thread.

I was confident we would win so long as we stayed with 2-3 goals.


Thankyou Fly.

Funnily enough I hope there is plenty of media dn oppo talk about the Pies being lucky winners as I hope that will drive the team be a better side in 2024 and go back to back.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I was at the game and I had 2 moments of criticism:

1) when Ginni went round the corner with his shot on goal (‘FFS Ginni that is dumb football!’)

2) when the Collingwood fan behind me told me to sit down while Crispy kicked after the half time siren (‘Mate, we’re not at the opera’)

Ohh, and I had a couple of mates trolling me by text so I told 1 the other mate was bonking his missus then went silent

 

[Apex36]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

You just reminded me why I don’t go in game day threads anymore.

Some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever read there.

 

[manicpie]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

Phew, none of those are mine, surprisingly

 

[anshell]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

Did people really say those things in the game day thread?It’s so strange because almost none of the things said there were true.Sidebottom and Pendlebury were never bad.And we never looked out of our depth.If anything the Lions did.They were playing catch up with us all day and the final margin of four points flattered them greatly.

 

[Pistol Night]

Phew, none of those are mine, surprisingly

I was too pissed nervous to even think about posting GF day

 

[JuniorB]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

Some hilarious stuff there!
I tend to post in the game day threads only during breaks or at the end of the game.
I'm usually too busy watching the game or pacing around worried.

 

[Doc1763]

Did people really say those things in the game day thread?It’s so strange because almost none of the things said there were true.Sidebottom and Pendlebury were never bad.And we never looked out of our depth.If anything the Lions did.They were playing catch up with us all day and the final margin of four points flattered them greatly.

Yep, they're all fair dinkum quotes - they should be ashamed. And its the usual suspects.

I imagine they are prancing around in premiership merch now though.

 

[Finnishpie]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

You do know that at the time we didn't actually know that we would win? What kind of sense is there in judging people's comments a month later when you know the result? It's bad faith. I mean, sure, you might say there are some overreactions -- but so what. Weird.

 

[Doc1763]

You do know that at the time we didn't actually know that we would win? What kind of sense is there in judging people's comments a month later when you know the result? It's bad faith. I mean, sure, you might say there are some overreactions -- but so what. Weird.

So what? The comments are infantile tripe, typed by keyboard warriors who think they actually know what they are talking about. These are not isolated incidents - some of these troglodytes have form, lots of it.

 

[jimmy35]

I wonder if our game plan will be changed a little bit just tinkered for next year, I still laugh at that person that called McCrae a VFL coach.

I suspect the switch will be ‘up’ more often next season.

 

[jimmy35]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

Avoid the game day threads. Weird there’s that much action on GF day. And yes I agree, the usual tripe.

 

[Apex36]

You do know that at the time we didn't actually know that we would win? What kind of sense is there in judging people's comments a month later when you know the result? It's bad faith. I mean, sure, you might say there are some overreactions -- but so what. Weird.

Even if we didn’t win the bulk of those comments are completely unjustified garbage.

 

[Anzacday]

What is this game day thread you speak of?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

You do know that at the time we didn't actually know that we would win? What kind of sense is there in judging people's comments a month later when you know the result? It's bad faith. I mean, sure, you might say there are some overreactions -- but so what. Weird.

 

[76woodenspooners]

So we've used the sub already and are going to take Pendles or Sidey. Right.

You’re doing it wrong, the game day thread has nothing to do with logic (or the game)

It’s a two hour competition of whose monkey brain can type the craziest things.

 

[Kirby]

You’re doing it wrong, the game day thread has nothing to do with logic (or the game)

It’s a two hour competition of whose monkey brain can type the craziest things.

It must be a great honour to get to that legend status

 

[magpienato]

Here are some of the gems from the Match Day Thread - no need to name names, the campaigners know who they are.

First Half

2003 vibes.

call it heresy, but if we still had a sub I’d get Pendles off.
Shocking game.
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Sidey playing his dumb game, one good one dumb

Brisbane too efficient
Too many crap collingwood players imo

We need to sub out Sidebottom Ginnivan Pendlebury
Too ******* slow
(Murphy was already subbed out)

Josh isn't an AA player

Lions smarter and more physical

We are seriously cooked

They be kicking away now...

We are done
lost it at selection with not selecting running power

Collywobbles, Pies are going to cop it hard

Completely out coached
Players can't handle the pressure.
Need something special at half time or this team is done, and just for 2023.

Second Half

God Pendlebury is so weak over the ball for a big guy

PENDLEBURY PLEASE DO SOMETHING

These Daicoses need to be better..

i remember when darcy moore was a good player..

This is so Collingwood.
Grand Final and spudding it up.

I think that Mcreery kick cost us the game, just have to be better than that in a grand final son.

Colliwobbles

Bunch of chokers!

They are seriously a dumb side

Choke another grand final and you pack this team up and start a 5 year rebuild

Typical Ending to a Close Collingwood Grand Final.
Get a Late Goal Kicked against us for us to Lose

The trauma dumping is probably the most annoying thing about game day threads. You'd think some of these 'supporters' went for Carlton the way they hate supporting this club lol

 

[Pistol Night]

The trauma dumping is probably the most annoying thing about game day threads. You'd think some of these 'supporters' went for Carlton the way they hate supporting this club lol

I think its mainly just total frustration because they care too much

 

[petrie pie]

God we need the football to start already, people say things they cringed at later but that is life so what.

I say neither good or bad in the game thread seen too many things turn around in a bad way,J Thomas patting some bloke on the head, Neon Leon with his Anzac Day finger waving.

It is best to keep your ammunition dry until the final result that way you do not look stupid or worse.