Media 🔥Turbo Didn't Start the Fire 🔥

[Tigerturbulance]

Tigerturbulance “Turbo Didn’t Start the Fire” Single Review​

Score: 0/10

This is probably my least favorite song of all time once I took a better look into the lyrics. It’s like a parody of Important Big Qooty events from S35 and S36 that means absolutely nothing. At least other Turbo music like “Okey Doesn't Qoal” and "Beez Blitz" had a concrete topic to talk about and wasn’t trying to make a big statement didn’t make a big deal of itself, and focused on groove and spreading positive sentiments. This song has all the pomp and pretence of the Warriors with literally none of the song writing to back it up, and is as thin as U2tigers hair line. If Turbo wanted to make a point about literally anything in his verses, this song would at least make sense in some way. But all he’s doing is, literally, saying names of people, places, and qooty events. The only personal insight he weaves into this entire song outside of the platitudinous hook is that he “can’t take it anymore”.

Only over-serious boomer qooty players will think this thing is brilliant.

Listen at your own risk

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[Hate]

Some of your best work!

 

[Mooch]

That is the singular most fantastic yet disturbing thing I've ever seen and heard. You're one weird cat Turbo. Don't ever change.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Tigerturbulance “Turbo Didn’t Start the Fire” Single Review​

Score: 0/10

This is probably my least favorite song of all time once I took a better look into the lyrics. It’s like a parody of Important Big Qooty events from S35 and S36 that means absolutely nothing. At least other Turbo music like “Okey Doesn't Qoal” and "Beez Blitz" had a concrete topic to talk about and wasn’t trying to make a big statement didn’t make a big deal of itself, and focused on groove and spreading positive sentiments. This song has all the pomp and pretence of the Warriors with literally none of the song writing to back it up, and is as thin as U2tigers hair line. If Turbo wanted to make a point about literally anything in his verses, this song would at least make sense in some way. But all he’s doing is, literally, saying names of people, places, and qooty events. The only personal insight he weaves into this entire song outside of the platitudinous hook is that he “can’t take it anymore”.

Only over-serious boomer qooty players will think this thing is brilliant.

Listen at your own risk

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GreyCrow Dingster nahnah Brenton Davy hotchilli SarahSmiles kenneyswarriors manangatang Millky95 PMBangers Tarkyn_24 Hate Wosh Test Tickle sausageroll Jabba73 TedDougChris I Dont Care Smartys Power Tandy tony Proper Gander Senor M Falconista GWS Goose Barrybran beez Muddiemoose The Filth Wizard The Jesus fitzroybowiedog Zevon Mooch NaturalDisaster TheInjuryFactory James Colorado SplintWhisky crazywildhorse ShaunDuggan pantskyle Mobbs Pickitt Tonga Bob Agent93 Jezmiester40 Cadsky Ljp86 serial_thrilla Callums_Guns Strigoi PhenomenalV1 thewizardmelon por_please_ya damicky Bonz ClarkeM HARPSichord Grand Uncle Horace KohPhi DenieD BLUEALLTHRU Pugsley Kilroy okeydoke7 Kennedy Parker AceAndy Mrs Turbo U2tigers Robertio fumbler Braklet Fleabane TJohn haydo

I’ll wait for the cover version by someone with a voice that doesn’t sound like razor blades being scraped at a 45 degree angle across the grooves of a rasp rile…

 

[Callums_Guns]

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[PMBangers]

Will this be an official voting option for the triple J hottest 100 of 2023?

 

[Robertio]

Two ARIA no1's in a month, definitely a career waiting for you when you're finished from qooty.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Two ARIA no1's in a month, definitely a career waiting for you when you're finished from qooty.

*qareer

 

[The Majestic]

Definitely lacked a little Majestic, and Godzilla. But otherwise was good.

 

[Robertio]

*qareer

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Ow my freakin' ears.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Turbo, I'm impressed by your ability to start a song a bar ahead of the beat, then somehow end it a bar behind.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The fact that this was planned and not spontaneous changes everything.

 

[Robertio]

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The fact that this was planned and not spontaneous changes everything.

He's had plenty of time for planning.

 

[Mooch]

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The fact that this was planned and not spontaneous changes everything.

Makes it better?

 

[DenieD]

Tigerturbulance “Turbo Didn’t Start the Fire” Single Review​

Score: 0/10

This is probably my least favorite song of all time once I took a better look into the lyrics. It’s like a parody of Important Big Qooty events from S35 and S36 that means absolutely nothing. At least other Turbo music like “Okey Doesn't Qoal” and "Beez Blitz" had a concrete topic to talk about and wasn’t trying to make a big statement didn’t make a big deal of itself, and focused on groove and spreading positive sentiments. This song has all the pomp and pretence of the Warriors with literally none of the song writing to back it up, and is as thin as U2tigers hair line. If Turbo wanted to make a point about literally anything in his verses, this song would at least make sense in some way. But all he’s doing is, literally, saying names of people, places, and qooty events. The only personal insight he weaves into this entire song outside of the platitudinous hook is that he “can’t take it anymore”.

Only over-serious boomer qooty players will think this thing is brilliant.

Listen at your own risk

​

GreyCrow Dingster nahnah Brenton Davy hotchilli SarahSmiles kenneyswarriors manangatang Millky95 PMBangers Tarkyn_24 Hate Wosh Test Tickle sausageroll Jabba73 TedDougChris I Dont Care Smartys Power Tandy tony Proper Gander Senor M Falconista GWS Goose Barrybran beez Muddiemoose The Filth Wizard The Jesus fitzroybowiedog Zevon Mooch NaturalDisaster TheInjuryFactory James Colorado SplintWhisky crazywildhorse ShaunDuggan pantskyle Mobbs Pickitt Tonga Bob Agent93 Jezmiester40 Cadsky Ljp86 serial_thrilla Callums_Guns Strigoi PhenomenalV1 thewizardmelon por_please_ya damicky Bonz ClarkeM HARPSichord Grand Uncle Horace KohPhi DenieD BLUEALLTHRU Pugsley Kilroy okeydoke7 Kennedy Parker AceAndy Mrs Turbo U2tigers Robertio fumbler Braklet Fleabane TJohn haydo

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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The fact that this was planned and not spontaneous changes everything.

give me a break, I only just got back the right to post after 14 days away

 

[Callums_Guns]

give me a break, I only just got back the right to post after 14 days away

Come on mate I’m sure you had access, no doubt Sun Ra can still watch some music clips as well

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Turbo told me this morning if he has to leave the forum for an extended break again he’s been working on some Smashmouth numbers.

 

[Senor M]

Didn’t Fall Out Boy do this a few weeks ago??

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Wish I used headphones to listen to this, a tough one to explain to the family.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Wish I used headphones to listen to this, a tough one to explain to the family.

I am the family and I DONT UNDERSTAND!

 

[Chat Pile]

This is some of the best outsider art I've seen.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Turbo, I'm impressed by your ability to start a song a bar ahead of the beat, then somehow end it a bar behind.

 

[Dingster]

Wish I used headphones to listen to this, a tough one to explain to the family.

You had a good run.