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Tigerturbulance “Turbo Didn’t Start the Fire” Single Review
Score: 0/10
This is probably my least favorite song of all time once I took a better look into the lyrics. It’s like a parody of Important Big Qooty events from S35 and S36 that means absolutely nothing. At least other Turbo music like “Okey Doesn't Qoal” and "Beez Blitz" had a concrete topic to talk about and wasn’t trying to make a big statement didn’t make a big deal of itself, and focused on groove and spreading positive sentiments. This song has all the pomp and pretence of the Warriors with literally none of the song writing to back it up, and is as thin as U2tigers hair line. If Turbo wanted to make a point about literally anything in his verses, this song would at least make sense in some way. But all he’s doing is, literally, saying names of people, places, and qooty events. The only personal insight he weaves into this entire song outside of the platitudinous hook is that he “can’t take it anymore”.
Only over-serious boomer qooty players will think this thing is brilliant.
Listen at your own risk
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