10 reason why cheaton cheated

[BLUES82]

I think this picture sums up Adelincest perfectly!!

I hear the Crows are already in talks with these two in regards to signing their kid under the "father/daughter" rule, can anyone confirm?

 

[Monkey King]

what a classic, you guys still think this after seeing him "in action" for 12 months. he is once in a generation, and a medical miracle. born without a heart and yet he makes carlton's (cheatons!) best 22.

I'm confused. On one hand Bryce was born without a heart, but on the other hand he plainly has far more heart than Pendleberry.

get over it, they are crap and always will be regardless of who they recruit.

Yet our vastly inexperienced line up still managed to whoop your pack of almosts... go figure

LOL don't worry, we gave you that superstar Kris Massie, so Crows fans shouldn't be so bitter @ Carlton

Don't brag about it. We traded him for Eccles

 

[four]

1 They stole Bryce Giibs from the Crows
2 They cheated in the slaray cap and cheated a flag and a grand final apperance
3 They paid players like Camporeale money under the table so they would come to cheaton
4 Richard pratt is a scam artist
5 They wouldnt let Bryce Gibbs talk fairly with other clubs before making him sign a contract
6 They sold out there jumper for m and ms
7 Not suspending fev when he pissed public areas
8 tanked in the draft which let them cheat and get bryce gibbs
9 Cheated for Judd even though hes crap now
10 John Elliot cheated and started all the cheating culture

As a Crows fan even I think you are sour grapes nothing against you but don't worry Carlton are still crap and Bryce Gibbs hasn't become a star.

 

[burto]

is Rex07 the same Rex that went off his nut on 5AA radio after the crows preliminary final loss of 06?

 

[Rex07]

As a Crows fan even I think you are sour grapes nothing against you but don't worry Carlton are still crap and Bryce Gibbs hasn't become a star.

not yet but when he comes to the crows with tippet and walker and sellar imagine that

 

[blues4flag]

Is this guy the new GC26?

Sorry buddy, but you failed.

Nothing new about him. Had me in hysterics way back in the summer of 06 - this thread of his in particular: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289386

(cue the "Crows wouldn't want Gibbs" retorts )

Rex, I pity you. Surely even you can come up with better than Cheaton?

 

[crackers111taz]

What significance does that have

they are two proven players who can perform on the big stage

we haven't seen this in Carlton as you haven't been on the big stage for years

So whooping your sorry ar$es earlier in the year does not count?

 

[Rex07]

reason number 4 again

 

[thegreenmachine]

When in 2007 were you born Rex? Because I'm just wondering, aren't you a bit too old to be drinking booby milk from mummy's boobies?

 

[BLUES82]

When in 2007 were you born Rex? Because I'm just wondering, aren't you a bit too old to be drinking booby milk from mummy's boobies?

I think you'll find Rex is more of a "venom from dad's trouser snake" kinda guy

 

[Piston]

What significance does that have

they are two proven players who can perform on the big stage

we haven't seen this in Carlton as you haven't been on the big stage for years

Outside of court...

 

[Krueger]

Yep Carlton should be disbanded or atleast relegated to the VFL until they can prove they are worthy of being a part of the AFL. By that I mean no cheating, salary cap rorting, tanking, lying, illegal player payments, criminals associating with the club etc.

Guess that means we will never see them again