Sorry but that's a silly postPicture this:
First 5 minutes of PF --- Dangerdive running backwards to take an overhead mark, looking behind/overhead, gets hip'n'shoulder-mauled front on by Tex. Perfect 90-degree T-bone from his larynx down to his lunchbox. The *CRUNCH* is heard in Black Diamond Corner. Dangerflop's mouthguard lands in Victoria Square.
Stretcher called.
Paddy spends the rest of the game on the bench with 2 blocks of ice taped to his chest, thinking "Jeez, those blokes in blue-n-white are getting belted, whoever they are".