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BlackMagic99 said:
ramsden is an old man... best is well and truly behind him. trinity are a happy side who got xavs on the hop, and good luck to em.

xavs slowly regaining the best and fittest squad.

waiting for resumption @ headquarters...
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Thats better lads, a bit of banter during the week...nice to see abd gives me something to read over dinner.

Now l know you are waiting for my tips........lucky 5 for you last week Rah Rah.

STBM Will be glad to be home after 2 arduous weeks on the road
OS At home
OM Got the winning feeling now
OC A game many ex Panthers have been waiting years for so l go
with the heart
DE LA Will be too good for OH
 

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Its Friday morning, that can only mean one thing - Peppered throughout Melbourne today there are a dozen blokes trying to conceal their enlarged appendage as they eagerly await behind their keyboards for yet another humourless rant from Rah Rah.

Today's rant will undoubtedly be laced with derogatories against the schools that Rah Rah wish he had attended along with some useless utterances about cafes and mums.

Your responses will be equally as horrid as you all compete for Rah Rah's affection, with the location of Rah Rah's glory hole being revealed to the winner.

Have a ripping weekend fellas!

Hummer
 
hummer21 said:
Its Friday morning, that can only mean one thing - Peppered throughout Melbourne today there are a dozen blokes trying to conceal their enlarged appendage as they eagerly await behind their keyboards for yet another humourless rant from Rah Rah.

Today's rant will undoubtedly be laced with derogatories against the schools that Rah Rah wish he had attended along with some useless utterances about cafes and mums.

Your responses will be equally as horrid as you all compete for Rah Rah's affection, with the location of Rah Rah's glory hole being revealed to the winner.

Have a ripping weekend fellas!

Hummer
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How long did it take you to write and spell check that one hummdinga? Maybe just take it on board that no one really cares what you think and that Rah has put some humour onto this thread!

All the best.
 
Well well, welcome back hummer old trout. Spiffing to have you along for another Frahday session on BF. Must say it came as somewhat of a surprahse to see you again, as I thought the club XVIII forum was particularly busy this week. I do note that you have slipped straight into more homo-erotic messages in your blog - specifically discussing enlarged appendages and glory-holes. I am not sure how you even manage to type this drivel given where your hands spend most of their day. (I think I can hear a little Elton John music piping through in the background to your blog).

As for the list of school's I wish I had attended, well, its a pretty short list. We travelled the world a lot when I was a lad, owing to Daddy's job as a cultural attache, and as such I had stints at Harrow and Eton before degrees at Cambridge and Oxford. David Cameron was a class mate at Eton, and I fear he may have had a few traits similar to your good self from too long spent in the boarding house. There was a moment where I was almost sent to a little school called Haileybury in the UK also, but Mummy over-ruled because the school colour was majenta and it was in the sticks (sound familiar hum-bug?). Anyhow, to suggest I maght have longed to attend one of the new grammars or even worse, one of the pope's outposts, I think you are missing something (other than a few chromosomes).

And to cap off your week, you’re even being ridiculed by a puppet with a pencil on its nose. How badly are you travelling old humble-one?

Haghlaghts from the week:
The prodigal returned from Pakistan. Mal from Malvern, welcome home old boy.
Chazz, I love your Duck Sauce Michael Sholly rendition. Genius.
Great nominations for Mount Rushmore, thank you all, however latest news coming from the wick is that a Rio de Janeiro style Jesus statue will be erected on the hill, with welcoming arms and the face of Michael Sholly. Only 8 stories hagh as that is the new planning regulations here in Bayside.

And now, for my second fahver in a row:
Silas the albino monk will get the purple lions up for the long trip south to Carrum-downs. They’ll win by less than 3 goals.
The Finger biscuits and the varsity lads will play a nailbiter, and Gollum's boys will make it 4 in a row, thereby leapfrogging the bikkies on the ladder
Xavs at home by 50 over the prancing panthers. Too early to say wheels off, but speed wobbles for sure.
The Lah Lahs will enjoy a Sunday romp against the murrumbeena majentas. Their Sunday will begin with a confessional about last Sunday, and they will not sin again. 40+ point winners.
And lastly, OM’s will continue the winning feeling at Bulleen, which is the aboriginal word for half way to Buller. As I’ve said before, the Range Rover’s know the long trip north only too well, and there may be a few stockbrokers calling in sick on Monday if the temperature keeps plummeting – I mean its opening weekend next week, and they’ll already be half way there right….?

Must go. Lunch at the Brahton Baths today. Love a glass of pinot and the glazed duck breast whilst watching a storm roll across the bay – its one of the few good things to come over from the western suburbs.

Hoo roo.
 
Haha very funny stuff!

Hummer – You have to admit he does write a pretty funny piece, I really liked this part “And to cap off your week, you’re even being ridiculed by a puppet with a pencil on its nose. How badly are you travelling old humble-one” it was very funny! I suggest you stop being so uptight and have a laugh like the rest of us mate, life is to short to be angry and bitter all the time.

Good luck @ Boutique tonight
 

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As for the list of school's I wish I had attended, well, its a pretty short list. We travelled the world a lot when I was a lad, owing to Daddy's job as a cultural attache, and as such I had stints at Harrow and Eton before degrees at Cambridge and Oxford. David Cameron was a class mate at Eton, and I fear he may have had a few traits similar to your good self from too long spent in the boarding house. There was a moment where I was almost sent to a little school called Haileybury in the UK also, but Mummy over-ruled because the school colour was majenta and it was in the sticks (sound familiar hum-bug?). Anyhow, to suggest I maght have longed to attend one of the new grammars or even worse, one of the pope's outposts, I think you are missing something (other than a few chromosomes).

did we really need an essay on this topic? the lady doth protest too much me thinks.
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Penski said:
Reading it over the last few weeks I didn't think it could possibly get any less meaningful.




I was wrong.
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spot on PresEx and Penski.
And no the heath ledger, or max on monday.

So hhound, cut the Rah a little slack, just trying to produce something half interesting to read on a Friday. If you'd prefer to have a crack yourself, just say the word. I know Hummer would prefer to have a crack himself.
 
RahRah said:
spot on PresEx and Penski.
And no the heath ledger, or max on monday.

So hhound, cut the Rah a little slack, just trying to produce something half interesting to read on a Friday. If you'd prefer to have a crack yourself, just say the word. I know Hummer would prefer to have a crack himself.
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Yeah, fair call.

Bring on OMs tomorrow! :)
 
Just thought I would pop into the Premier board to say 'hi', you will be seeing a lot of me and my beloved Caulfield Grammarians next year, mark my words.....Hoo Roo.
 
A major alert will be blaring across Brindisi St Mentone at 6pm next Tuesday "do not be alarmed with the constant thuds on your roof, it will not be massive hail stones or some kind of satellte fall out, it will be 1,000 footys being kicked out of the ground during goal kicking practice"

9.23.77, what the heck is going on there boy's (still won mind you) - can someone actually kick a goal, Anyone!

Worst display of "Forward" work seen since Gilligan made a move on Ginger in episode 1459. Joy of love, your the FWD coach so get cracking old boy!
 
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