News 2015 Saints Media Thread (please use player threads for player-specific news/articles)

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Guys, the puns are completely acceptable for CALL ME SNAKE, but not for anyone else, okay?

Hmmmm
whenever the subject of crappy humour gets raised ive noticed that my name seems to get mentioned.
thats just a coincidence isnt it guys

 

[Sir Skid]

Hmmmm
whenever the subject of crappy humour gets raised ive noticed that my name seems to get mentioned.
thats just a coincidence isnt it guys

The "crappy humour" saying is a term of endearment obviously Snake!

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

The "crappy humour" saying is a term of endearment obviously Snake!

I treat humour like sex.
If i dont get a few groans im not happy.

 

[Periphery]

I treat humour like sex.
I don't get it.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Sir Skid]

I treat humour like sex.
If i dont get a few groans im not happy.

Its not about them anyway.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Its not about them anyway.

Them??
im usually by myself

 

[Barrels]

Them??
im usually by myself

 

[Persevering Saint]

I'm not following... Could you please explain this in more detail...?

 

[StFly]

I'm not following... Could you please explain this in more detail...?

Well, first you find that your choir like voice twists and morphs into a bastardised tone of mumbling mixed with a bottomless well, then you wake up and find out that you itch all over and there's not an ant to be seen to cause it, then you see the hair as it slowly methodically attempts to consume your face whole and hide it because it's hideous and covered in red bulges of puss, but no,m this does not dissuade you because then you see an object, it is a pretty object and previously you would have turned your nose at it but then you realise how foolish you were as a child and that you are now a man and these genetics damned to be mixed!

In the end you then get into animation because you flunked your education and you culminate in drawing x's on very basic cats and giggle to yourself because it's an anus; teehee.

Anywho, for those that don't listen to MMM, Schneids was on for about 5ish mins, a rehash of things said on the last Schneiderman;
http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne...he-rush-hour-podcast---monday-21st-september/

Starts at 32.45.

 

[Barrels]

Well, first you find that your choir like voice twists and morphs into a bastardised tone of mumbling mixed with a bottomless well, then you wake up and find out that you itch all over and there's not an ant to be seen to cause it, then you see the hair as it slowly methodically attempts to consume your face whole and hide it because it's hideous and covered in red bulges of puss, but no,m this does not dissuade you because then you see an object, it is a pretty object and previously you would have turned your nose at it but then you realise how foolish you were as a child and that you are now a man and these genetics damned to be mixed!

In the end you then get into animation because you flunked your education and you culminate in drawing x's on very basic cats and giggle to yourself because it's an anus; teehee.

Anywho, for those that don't listen to MMM, Schneids was on for about 5ish mins, a rehash of things said on the last Schneiderman;
http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne...he-rush-hour-podcast---monday-21st-september/

Starts at 32.45.

Fly's been on the sauce again!

 

[StFly]

Fly's been on the sauce again!

I did have hamburgers last night and it did contain copious amounts of BBQ sauce.

Screw you Sherlock, and you plumpy little doctor too!

 

[Kildonan]

With the recent announcement of Nathan Freeman nominating St Kilda and now Dale Tapping rumoured to be heading our way. It may irk some Collingwood supporters but this indicates the professionalism of our club to be seen as a destination especially to those already at a big club.

We are building something special here and it is apparent to others, even outside our little sphere of influence, that they can see a future with us, and prefer us over the traditional destination clubs.

 

[hayes]

Bit of the usual stuff. Happy with what we've done inside and with the rucks, now need to add to the outside. Mentions that Webster is a chance to move up the ground a bit.

 

[Persevering Saint]

Midfield review.

http://www.saints.com.au/news/2015-09-25/2015-midfielders-review

No mention of Minch or Mav in there... apparently (according to the club on FB) because they're not considered midfielders...

...sigh...

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

http://www.saints.com.au/news/2015-09-24/saints-gonged-at-media-awards

Club rewarded for digital content. Not bad from the criticism they were receiving about a year ago!

 

[hayes]

Midfield review.

http://www.saints.com.au/news/2015-09-25/2015-midfielders-review

No mention of Minch or Mav in there... apparently (according to the club on FB) because they're not considered midfielders...

...sigh...

I'm pretty happy with where Mav plays TBH. Minch still has plenty of time, just using him as an example but Robbie Gray didn't move into the midfield until he was 24 or 25.

 

[Pessimistic]

Hi, saints fans might appreciate this version of the song played to the animal enclosure

Its getting lots of views on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/ngruen1/posts/10153692718629612

 

[Saintos The ITK]

Hi, saints fans might appreciate this version of the song played to the animal enclosure

Its getting lots of views on facebook

https://www.facebook.com/ngruen1/posts/10153692718629612

Hahahahah love it MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[CHBench]

Midfield coach Adam Kingsley was named the Assistant Coach of the Year, joining an illustrious group of current and former senior coaches such as Brendan McCartney, John Longmire and Phil Walsh to have received the accolade.

Director of Coaching Danny Sexton finished second in the award, which is voted on by players and coaches on a 50-50 basis.

Each AFL assistant coach was given a rating out of 10 by every player on their club’s list and their fellow coaches. The ratings were then averaged out to determine the winner, with Kingsley (8.22) trumping good friend and colleague Sexton (8.1). Melbourne’s Simon Goodwin (7.99), Sydney’s Stewart Dew (7.93) and North Melbourne’s Gavin Brown (7.88) rounded out the top five.

http://www.saints.com.au/news/2015-09-30/coaches-voted-best-in-afl


So either our players are very very happy, or rigged it to make sure they got some recognition.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Reckon it's a bit on the nose that our guys went 1-2

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Fly's been on the sauce again!

We should get him totally pissed and record it. It will be worth a lot of money one day.

 

[StFly]

We should get him totally pissed and record it. It will be worth a lot of money one day.

11 years not one drop of alcohol has crossed my lips, and if you're a woman I'm interested in and you can't get it done, you blokes have no chance.

However if you just want me to ramble at the sun I have no problems with that.

 

[jbass002]

Interesting tidbit to this video: Riewoldt says 'I've got two years of my career left, possibly more...'

 

[Ekomaira]

wasn't sure where to put this, but tonight on Fox Footy 4:00am is our win against Brisbane, and tomorrow night at 9:30pm is...

...well, the programs are called "Best of 2015: Best Comebacks", so I reckon you know what game it is

 

[saintbondy]

Saints vs Bulldogs comeback game on fox footy now... yay