Signed up to Big ****y today to register my support for the big one at the "G" next weekend. Cannot wait to see these artists fumble their way to victory.
Remember the glory days when it was just us Melbourne guys in the comp and there were only good ole anglo boys with a sprinkling of wogs playing?
Sadly things have changed. Us fumblers can no longer express our true selves by throwing bananas at oponents we dont like, starting melees in the stands, racially abusing players we dont like not because we are racist but because we pay our money so it is our god given right to racially abuse, and worship our heroes who beat up women and threaten them with steel chopsticks.
Fair dinkum, its enough to put a bloke off his ******* chicken parma!
Since retirement I have made my home here on the Gold Coast like many other Victard fumblers. But all of us miss home even if it is more pleasant to get around in your tight shorts and singlet and show off your guns and weaponry in Cavill Ave.
And in this great week spare a thought for Ben Cousins. Champion of the game and champion bloke down on his luck. But geeze he could play and be is living proof that our great games culture does not just churn out great athletes, but great people.
Anyway gotta go, that servo isnt gonna rob itself and I have to put beer and crack on the table to feed my starving 5 kids and 6 step kids.
Stay true big ****y.....
Ed
So bitter. That's sad.