2022 Club Survey

[gbear]

Just finished the survey. I was brutally honest but respectful. Didn't shitcan individuals but made it perfectly clear on how I feel about what our club has become.

See I shit canned Ken and said Jonas should not be captain. I made my views very clear.

 

[NoddyHolder]

See I shit canned Ken and said Jonas should not be captain. I made my views very clear.

I also made my views very clear

 

[PowerLil]

I was not complimentary at all. I put what we have become.
Dishonourable
Fake
Franchise
Lost
(can't remember the 5th)

 

[Contested Marx]

Not my finest work but I have been under a covid fuelled fever

I did close out with something along the lines of "the coach must go and the chairman with him"

I think I was channeling John Cook wrt Charles I

 

[Steve Dore]

Just finished the survey. I was brutally honest but respectful. Didn't shitcan individuals but made it perfectly clear on how I feel about what our club has become.

I too was brutally honest and didn't shit can individuals

except Kenny Hinkley


and David Koch

 

[tribey]

 

[PatientMental]

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They needed less than 0.

And you should have been able to pick which round you received the pack

Ours would have been -3 because we got the pack in round 3

 

[tribey]

I too was brutally honest and didn't shit can individuals

except Kenny Hinkley


and David Koch

I made a point of saying how much I enjoyed Rucci’s propaganda pieces in the wake of the brave Prelim defeat and subsequent 0-5 start.

 

[dirty2]

I made a point of saying how much I enjoyed Rucci’s propaganda pieces in the wake of the brave Prelim defeat and subsequent 0-5 start.

Good one.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

I made a point of saying how much I enjoyed Rucci’s propaganda pieces in the wake of the brave Prelim defeat and subsequent 0-5 start.

After filtering all the "abuse" from our rabid fanbase and failing to run it through the hyperbole filter, Rucci gets his single piece of feeback.

 

[tribey]

Good one.

Hopefully Nathan Bassett gets a senior gig soon. As good as a flag.

 

[Spadge]

Just did mine

I was scathing

I also expect they wont even read it

 

[StuMan]

I made sure those drummers got a fat 0.

 

[dirty2]

Hopefully Nathan Bassett gets a senior gig soon. As good as a flag.

A senior gig elsewhere I hope?

 

[mrsdew17]

I usually try to live by the rule "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"

Not this time....

First time I've let loose with what I really think. Wasn't pretty but amazingly I didn't swear.

Question is, do these surveys actually get read, let alone provide feedback that is acted on? Or are they there to make members believe they matter?

 

[Capital Power]

I usually try to live by the rule "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"

Not this time....

First time I've let loose with what I really think. Wasn't pretty but amazingly I didn't swear.

Question is, do these surveys actually get read, let alone provide feedback that is acted on? Or are they there to make members believe they matter?

Having been involved with surveys in business, my guess is all they really want is the numbers. They'll report to Koch and Richo with very net sound bites like "member satisfaction is up 3 points" or whatever it is. There'll be an algorithm which takes all the questions with a numerical scale for an answer and smashes them together to come up with some metric.

The survey company will probably produce a detailed report with all comments but I can't imagine it'll get much air time.

Oh, and they'll produce one of those word clouds for the questions where you had to write your thoughts. If it has negative words in it, they'll be "massaged" (so you'll see Hinkley, but not Sack).

 

[PowerBaz]

I didn't even think about putting the prison bars in my answer, just goes to show how far the issue has flown off the radar as a result of the club not caring about it.

Im sure they care about it they just have their hands tied. Unless we go all in and say stuff it, nothing is going to change, it’s the VFL.

 

[PowerBaz]

Having been involved with surveys in business, my guess is all they really want is the numbers. They'll report to Koch and Richo with very net sound bites like "member satisfaction is up 3 points" or whatever it is. There'll be an algorithm which takes all the questions with a numerical scale for an answer and smashes them together to come up with some metric.

The survey company will probably produce a detailed report with all comments but I can't imagine it'll get much air time.

Oh, and they'll produce one of those word clouds for the questions where you had to write your thoughts. If it has negative words in it, they'll be "massaged" (so you'll see Hinkley, but not Sack).

I just saw the word cloud with massage Hinkley sack

 

[philreich]

I usually try to live by the rule "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"

Not this time....

First time I've let loose with what I really think. Wasn't pretty but amazingly I didn't swear.

Question is, do these surveys actually get read, let alone provide feedback that is acted on? Or are they there to make members believe they matter?

There was a check box at the end of the survey, asking if you would like someone to contact you about your responses. I checked the box: I guess I'll have to wait and see if someone rings me.

 

[Steve Dore]

I usually try to live by the rule "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"

Not this time....

First time I've let loose with what I really think. Wasn't pretty but amazingly I didn't swear.

Question is, do these surveys actually get read, let alone provide feedback that is acted on? Or are they there to make members believe they matter?

I suspect that the survey responses from "haters" are filed under white noise.

 

[VineValerian]

I suspect that the survey responses from "haters" are filed under white noise.

Filed under "shredder".

 

[Doctor Feel]

Man. Koch in particular has really screwed the pooch with the whole white noise thing. That was clearly red rag to a bull type stuff and now no one will ever change their opinion on him. He ruined any chance of member support after that comment. Need only see that in this thread. Its basically front of mind for all of us.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Man. Koch in particular has really screwed the pooch with the whole white noise thing. That was clearly red rag to a bull type stuff and now no one will ever change their opinion on him. He ruined any chance of member support after that comment. Need only see that in this thread. Its basically front of mind for all of us.

Also him bemoaning having to support club staff after constant "abuse" from members and supporters. I'm sure there were some few dickheads that overstepped the mark but to verbally tar and feather the entire supporter base, ya dun goofed David.

 

[GremioPower]

Lengthy but worthwhile, a few opportunities to mention the obvious, whilst it made me think about the AFLW for Port seeing as I have two girls.

Is it possible to post the questions here, so no-members (e.g. me) can answer them too?

 

[Ljc_86]

I’m not a paid member this year and I still got sent the survey.

All the years I was a paid up member I never got one.