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Collingwood officials have come out strongly this week in the face of various wild rumours circulating the club. In a prepared statement the club has let it be known that "no current or past players from the club have performed in, filmed, or watched any video displaying illegal activity or intimate behaviour, indeed no such video exists, in fact video technology does not yet exist."Magpies deny players involved in explicit viral video and warn fans of criminal offence
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The statement went on to make a wide-ranging series of claims such as "there are no public toilet cubicles in Victoria anymore", "the drug cocaine hasn't yet entered Australia" and "all of our married players only have intimate relations with their wives safely at home in the missionary position and solely for the purposes of procreation with the objective of creating future father-son guns for Collingwood Magpies, a club which may or may not in fact exist."