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Our list is so bad that we need to recruit 10 All Australians to even be competitive. There's only so much magic Kenny Hinkley can perform.If Port don’t do absolutely everything in their power to get a half decent KPF we may as well forfeit next season
FCUKIN FLYING INTO THE PRESEASON
<player name> has been training Tower 7 down.FCUKIN FLYING INTO THE PRESEASON
Looking forward to hearing more of this from the club along with the number of players burning up the track and setting new PBs. The absolute best part of preseason.<player name> has been training Tower 7 down.
Mate, hate is a strong word. Maybe it's time to go and talk to someone?Never hated a Port player more than this pathetic little weasel
Mate, hate is a strong word. Maybe it's time to go and talk to someone?
Apologies. Was running under the assumption most adults could contextualise statements themselves.How about:
DBJ is not a player I respect or like. Went missing again when it counts. So glad he was removed from the leadership group.
I wasn't having a go at you, quite the reverse. I'm 100% in agreement & have been for a long time. He's a poster child for our underachievement. He's not a serious footballer but is happy to take serious money.Apologies. Was running under the assumption most adults could contextualise statements themselves.
For additional context, when I say “this club sucks” I don’t actually mean the club manifests a vacuum which inhales all matter around it
We wouldn't have even been in that game if not for DBJ's performance against Hawthorn the week prior. Or for that matter his performance against Hawthorn in the H&A season.
Pictured - A player who never stands up when it counts, apparently.
Our Lord and Saviour, Kenny the Redeemer…
DBJ is perplexing I mean he's fine in the forward line and creates goals, but he does repeat offend with soft efforts.. If I had a dollar for every time Ginever has pretty much called him soft this year I could get a nice bottle of hooch.
TO THE HOSPITAL DRIVER!
The 1-4 year players will return to pre-season training on November 25, with the 5+ year players to join them the following week.