Injury 2024 Injury Report/Updates

[Mauvais Cheval]

We're all a bunch of dole bludging English professors & Surgeons. We need more dentists.

Just don't mix up surgeons and dentists. The dentists get a bit sensitive about their territory.

 

[Dead Eye Didak]

You’re shifting the goal posts here to suit your narrative. And you’re making assumptions about recovery time frames with no medical experience of your own.

Injury recovery timeframes are never going to be accurate 100% of the time. Sometimes unforeseen things happen and recovery takes longer, sometimes a player responds better to rehab than expected and comes back sooner. It’s fine not to trust a predicted recovery timeframe, just don’t pretend like you’ve got a clue on how these things work, we can leave that to the resident experts like The Royal Sampler and Gone Critical

Whoa, you get your knickers in a knot easy. I don't think l mention that l am a medical expert, and l was mentioning what could be the worst case scenario. That is based on knowing someone close to me who has had a similar surgery, which l believe is a endoscopic surgery, and that particular individual is a female basketballer, and their time frame was in the worst case which took them up to 10 weeks to be able to perform their normal sporting endeavours, in terms of putting stress and strenuous activity on their foot. Calm down cowboy...

 

[Dead Eye Didak]

You’re shifting the goal posts here to suit your narrative. And you’re making assumptions about recovery time frames with no medical experience of your own.

Injury recovery timeframes are never going to be accurate 100% of the time. Sometimes unforeseen things happen and recovery takes longer, sometimes a player responds better to rehab than expected and comes back sooner. It’s fine not to trust a predicted recovery timeframe, just don’t pretend like you’ve got a clue on how these things work, we can leave that to the resident experts like The Royal Sampler and Gone Critical

Plus l don't pretend to know things, maybe unlike yourself...

 

[stormskye]

We have so may surgeons on our BF board it amazes me that we get called toothless morons by other clubs supporters.

 

[Mollythedolly]

People said the same thing about Jamie and Tom. They are now 6-8. Just saying don't get to excited until they are actually named in the team.

How about we focus on the injuries that happen as they're announced rather than predicting even more dire outcomes.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Whoa, you get your knickers in a knot easy. I don't think l mention that l am a medical expert, and l was mentioning what could be the worst case scenario. That is based on knowing someone close to me who has had a similar surgery, which l believe is a endoscopic surgery, and that particular individual is a female basketballer, and their time frame was in the worst case which took them up to 10 weeks to be able to perform their normal sporting endeavours, in terms of putting stress and strenuous activity on their foot. Calm down cowboy...

“Endoscopic”! That’s the word I meant to say when I said “arthroscopic”. Ta.

 

[Dead Eye Didak]

“Endoscopic”! That’s the word I meant to say when I said “arthroscopic”. Ta.

Yeah, l wasn't sure l was using the right terminology. I just remember that word being said to me at the time....lol

 

[sideswipe]

Yeah, l wasn't sure l was using the right terminology. I just remember that word being said to me at the time....lol

You might be thinking of the time a camera had its way with you.


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[neilk]

You might be thinking of the time a camera had its way with you.


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Yeah, I've had a few colonoscopies too.

 

[Dead Eye Didak]

You might be thinking of the time a camera had its way with you.


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No wasn't done to me ...

 

[sr36]

Yeah, I've had a few colonoscopies too.

Jeez. Titch out for 6-8 after a colonoscopy? Did they use one of these?

 

[manicpie]

Jeez. Titch out for 6-8 after a colonoscopy? Did they use one of these?

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I reckon they used that for my recent colonoscopy, they found more polyps than a pomegranate

 

[Doc1763]

I reckon they used that for my recent colonoscopy, they found more polyps than a pomegranate

How did you enjoy the prep kit?

 

[manicpie]

How did you enjoy the prep kit?

What a nightmare. That was worse than the giant camera

 

[Doc1763]

What a nightmare. That was worse than the giant camera

I don't know why the Yanks bother with waterboarding, just pump a prep kit into someone and they'll tell you anything you want to hear!

 

[WakeUpPies]

Hoping we’re getting all our bad luck out of the way now. If we have a full team to pick from we’ll make the GF even if we finish 8th.

 

[neilk]

What a nightmare. That was worse than the giant camera

The newer one is much improved. Plenvu, I think it's called. Much better than Picoprep.

 

[Doc1763]

The newer one is much improved. Plenvu, I think it's called. Much better than Picoprep.

Yeah, Plenvu is the one I had last time - not sure much improved is a term I'd use to describe it. Less worst is probably more accurate.

 

[manicpie]

Yeah, Plenvu is the one I had last time - not sure much improved is a term I'd use to describe it. Less worst is probably more accurate.

Yeah, it was a touch better but still unpalatable. Even worse is all the water you have to drink on top of it

 

[sr36]

The newer one is much improved. Plenvu, I think it's called. Much better than Picoprep.

Just their names sound terrifying.

 

[Doc1763]

Just their names sound terrifying.

be afraid, be very afraid!!!

 

[Mollythedolly]

I reckon they used that for my recent colonoscopy, they found more polyps than a pomegranate

You've used a pomegranate to try and find polyps? Much of the intricacies of home medicine seem to escape me.

 

[Doc1763]

You've used a pomegranate to try and find polyps? Much of the intricacies of home medicine seem to escape me.

I dont think that's covered by private health insurance

 

[manicpie]

You've used a pomegranate to try and find polyps? Much of the intricacies of home medicine seem to escape me.

Yeah, it's an old sth American method

 

[Chameleon75]

You've used a pomegranate to try and find polyps? Much of the intricacies of home medicine seem to escape me.

and now you know how the phrase whinging poms came about