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I'd lose a kidney but not a testicle.

Actually, **** it, I'd lose a nut.

The left one. That ****er dangles too much. I've reached the age where a slight cross of the legs ends up in a crushed nut.

But the club would want to acknowledge the effort. Moose can get up and say some words.
 
I'd lose a kidney but not a testicle.

Actually, **** it, I'd lose a nut.

The left one. That ****er dangles too much. I've reached the age where a slight cross of the legs ends up in a crushed nut.

But the club would want to acknowledge the effort. Moose can get up and say some words.
Fremantle captain Alex Pearce spoke to the media after training:
"Yeah it's not great. I've seen the reports about some of our supporters committing acts of self-harm in the cause. Look, I understand we have a passionate supporter base, but I'm horrified at some of the stuff I've heard about. It's only a game for ***k's sake, keep your tackle intact!"
 
On Darcy/Jackson, I'd actually like to work away from relying on LJ covering for Swaggy if/when he is injured and start moving more towards Reidy taking the backup role.

Nothing against Dogga's rucking capability, in a pinch if Sean goes down mid game then Luke definitely slots straight in there.

But if the options are Jackson as starting ruck or Reidy starting and LJ backing him up, I'll take the second option every week.
 

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Ah yeah, sorry to all the informed experienced peeps on here but honestly, those types support their team and couldn't give two shits about anyone outside their own bubble. Live and breath their club and ask everyone around them who the bloke in purple wearing number 7 is as "he's killing us".

Don't have to get me on my footy media rant again haha
I can fuly relate to this regards AFLW. My extent of involvement is getting to Freo Oval to watch our girls play live. I occasionally watch an away game streamed. And whilst I follow scores so know in general terms which teams are good, I wouldn't in a million years watch a game between two other teams or get to know their players well. Consequently at games I ask a lot of "who is that number 7 killing us?"
In fact I'd go as far as to say 95% of my footy watching across my life has been like that - juniors, ammos, even WAFL. I only know my team well. AFL with every game live and on demand is the outlier
 
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I'd lose a kidney but not a testicle.

Actually, **** it, I'd lose a nut.

The left one. That ****er dangles too much. I've reached the age where a slight cross of the legs ends up in a crushed nut.

But the club would want to acknowledge the effort. Moose can get up and say some words.
Medically, I recommend losing a testicle over a kidney. Kidneys are kinda life essential and they tend to die off with age, whereas any one functioning testicle produces enough sperm to repopulate the known universe. You seriously do not need both!
 
I think I'm going to feign injury.
I'm a bit worried that I might have been misunderstood.

Jackson is a fine ruckman, a weapon even.

But he is sooooo much more than just a backup ruck/forward.

Pidgeon holing him just seems like such a waste for a "unicorn". I'd have him playing every position on the ground if I could.

Hell, lets give him a run on the wing and see how he goes. LOL
 
I'm a bit worried that I might have been misunderstood.

Jackson is a fine ruckman, a weapon even.

But he is sooooo much more than just a backup ruck/forward.

Pidgeon holing him just seems like such a waste for a "unicorn". I'd have him playing every position on the ground if I could.

Hell, lets give him a run on the wing and see how he goes. LOL
Darcy ruck
Jackson in the guts
Built up Draper for one wing and always have that long down the line or corridor switch or other wing covered.
talk about controlling the skies!
Nobody will be able to exit their d50 either, unless it is from precision kicks or contested ground balls.
 
Darcy ruck
Jackson in the guts
Built up Draper for one wing and always have that long down the line or corridor switch or other wing covered.
talk about controlling the skies!
Nobody will be able to exit their d50 either, unless it is from precision kicks or contested ground balls.
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