Training 2024 Preseason Thread

[Topkent]

The difference in competitiveness between schache and JVR is night and day.

 

[Topkent]

Innocent Dees board poster: "I thought we played pretty well"

TK, 3 days later: "Here's an excruciatingly detailed explanation as to why you are wrong."

With lines and circles

 

[Headless]

With lines and circles

Was about to say this. Must be in red and increasingly large.

 

[Demon 16]

Hard to believe but its not against the rules to start an outside mid at a centre bounce.

I can see Windsor playing more through the middle in a year or 2, but it’s probably sensible to use him more on the outside in his early days.

 

[Topkent]

I'd love to believe it's a set play to have Gawn charge inside 50 and have sparrow or someone drift Infront and mark

That Gawn tap to Salem was magic shame Salem sucks

2nd corridor usage. AnB involved in both

Bailey Fritsch is broken **** sake.

 

[Topkent]

The kicking inside 50 has been noticable yes. Alot lower entries. Ball use around the ground isn't any different it's 2 corridor uses in the whole first half.

We also should be about 10 goals up without much effort as well

 

[Topkent]

Set shots are ****ing awful in this game

 

[Topkent]

Ah I see what it is. David King just said we have been using the corridor more often and some of you blokes are too stupid to actually make up your own mind.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I think this should be a thing moving, Kent watching the game days after the rest of us. Funny seeing his ramblings b2b2b2b2b

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Out first use of the corridor for the game 10 mins into the second quarter. Pickett 1-1 inside 50 I like

No comment on Pickett's set shots, biased as.

 

[Topkent]

Jvrs two kicks inside 50 have been dog shit. Someone needs to go see him at training and tell him

 

[Topkent]

No comment on Pickett's set shots, biased as.

Lol he just missed another one as you said that. Between him JVR and Fritsch they've blown nearly 10 goals

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Jvrs two kicks inside 50 have been dog s**t. Someone needs to go see him at training and tell him

Hit the target both times IIRC. Once to Schache once to Fritsch.

 

[Dancing Potato]

I think this should be a thing moving, Kent watching the game days after the rest of us. Funny seeing his ramblings b2b2b2b2b

It's a rollercoaster of emotion and analysis, and I'm here for it.

 

[Topkent]

Hit the target both times IIRC. Once to Schache once to Fritsch.

Two long bombs to 45m out in the center from slow plays. Carlton goal and Carlton mark came from them

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I enjoyed the third quarter most in regards to passes going inside 50, think there were quite a few good shallow entries where guys lead so we didnt mindlessly kick it to a pack and hope for the best

 

[Scythe94]

This thread feels like a fever dream at the moment

 

[Topkent]

Schache should be the one on coke before the games he's soft as baby shit

 

[Topkent]

Chandler with a strong effort, wins the crumb, wheels around and kicks it out on the full on his left as a homage to Gus I presume

10.6 and probably 6 ootfs and into the marks

 

[Topkent]

Steven may

1

Steven May

Age

32

Ht

193cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

307.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

12.1

5star

HB

3.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

378.4

5star

D

12.4

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

with a beautiful kick to JVR who kicks it to McKay at the top of the square. I hate that ****ing kick

 

[Topkent]

Carlton are playing bottom 4 bad in this game. They are playing with the intensity of an 85 year old couple

 

[Topkent]

IF we continue to lower the eyes and hit up forwards

THEN Schache might get a game by virtue of being the only bloke who can kick a set shot

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

IF we continue to lower the eyes and hit up forwards

THEN Schache might get a game by virtue of being the only bloke who can kick a set shot

Ok sliding doors Purple Warrior.

 

[Topkent]

Ok sliding doors Purple Warrior.

 

[Bluelegs]

Ok sliding doors Purple Warrior.

Did you see his one today? It was like

IF Melbourne have a bunch of players on drugs and Gus retiring
THEN it's good they have a big forward like JVR