Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[eth-dog]

Come on eth-dog you where right next to me I need some back up here haha

He was clean with his hands a lot of the time but he still fumbled a bit. Then again so did everyone.

 

[DERO]

QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST

 

[Burzum]

Is there anything he won't advertise on social media?

 

[Fear Boner]

Is there anything he won't advertise on social media?

Every week he's selling out for something new ...

Needs to focus on regaining form

 

[Paul_Barnard]

Not unexpected but other than round 1, he is some way off the pre-ban player we used to see..
He used relish stepping up in big moments, but its an attribute which seems to have gone missing with the year off thus far..

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Should do a swap with McGrath this week and play back. We could use his composure out of the back line and his overhead marking.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Every week he's selling out for something new ...

Needs to focus on regaining form

Yeah cos doing a few social media bits as captain means he's not focusing on playing better

 

[Vindicater]

Still off his best but I believe in him.

Will be back to the Dyson of old by the bye.

 

[DapperJong]

The poo went straight in the bin

 

[carnthedons]

The poo went straight in the bin

Lincoln park is pretty open too, have to adjust for wind, MCG specialist is Dyson

 

[DapperJong]

Lincoln park is pretty open too, have to adjust for wind, MCG specialist is Dyson

Also my favourite band

 

[Skipper_]

He's been ok without setting the world on fire bar Round 1. He's probably been the third best returning player behind Colyer and Hurley.

 

[threeleggedgoat]

I thought Hurley had been average up until this week too tbh. I have no doubt at all Hep will keep building and find his best form.

 

[yaco55]

Not as strong a presence inside and not as good in the clearances - At the same time, he's been playing more outside.

 

[Gumby2Hurley]

Thought he was massive in the middle today, best game since Anzac day. 17 contested disposals (equal most with Dangerfield).

 

[quotemokc]

Defrosts steak in the microwave... delist.

The other night on my birthday actually I was defrosting some steaks in the microwave, went to grab the plate out of the microwave and dropped it – got the fumbles,” he said.

“I tried to catch it again and the plate had smashed on the bench and I got a good gouge in my hand.

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2017-05-16/heppell-injury-update

 

[Old Campaigner]

Defrosts steak in the microwave... delist.

The other night on my birthday actually I was defrosting some steaks in the microwave, went to grab the plate out of the microwave and dropped it – got the fumbles,” he said.

“I tried to catch it again and the plate had smashed on the bench and I got a good gouge in my hand.

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2017-05-16/heppell-injury-update

surely not

sounds like the sort of excuse you'd come up with after glassing some campaigner on king street

 

[Doss]

Must have been wearing his lucky jocks at the time.

 

[DapperDon]

Was his dog cooking the steak?

 

[DapperDon]

surely not

sounds like the sort of excuse you'd come up with after glassing some campaigner on king street

Even if Hep did glass someone you just know he'd be courteous about it

"Yeah nah, sorry old son you ah left me no choice aye"

 

[Donakebab]

OH CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!

 

[PhoenixBonez]

Watson: "See, this wouldn't have happened if you were vegan!"

 

[Bigjobss]

Defrosts steak in the microwave... delist.

The other night on my birthday actually I was defrosting some steaks in the microwave, went to grab the plate out of the microwave and dropped it – got the fumbles,” he said.

“I tried to catch it again and the plate had smashed on the bench and I got a good gouge in my hand.

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2017-05-16/heppell-injury-update

Surely a Leongatha boy knows that's no way to treat a steak?
I'm just going to assume he was talking about a minute steak.

 

[Arctic fox]

You would think the money he's on, it would be caterers and Garcons running around.

 

[bacon buster]

microwaving a steak to defrost, sheesh, that's disgusting :|