AFL Player #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[Lance Uppercut]

been a busy knacker. I got the call too

 

[RearNaked]

Did he get stabbed in the hand by father Christmas?

 

[Whispering_Jack]

What did I miss?

Are you a member?

 

[Doss]

Finally we see the effects of the drugz. Dys capable of 30,000 phone calls simultaneously.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Are you a member?

No.

 

[Doss]

No.

Then Dys won't have ya on speed dial, mate.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

I just want my phone call.

 

[Liberator]

Shouldn't be eating cherry ripes with defrosted steak anyway. Whatever gets him through the training load I guess...

 

[DapperDon]

ima member and i got no call

you make one glassing joke and Doise blacklists ya, harsh man.

 

[Fear Boner]

No.

yeah true , thats a shame ya knacker

 

[Donakebab]

"Greetings, friend. G'day mate, Doise 'ere..."

 

[ezard15]

I don't mind him leaving me a voice mail but I wish he'd stopped sending me dic picks

 

[citizen-erased]

I don't mind him leaving me a voice mail but I wish he'd stopped sending me dic picks

dic or dys?

 

[ezard15]

dic or dys?

oops sorry was a typo

 

[ezard15]

oops sorry was a typo

It's dys new keboard I'm using.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Little cheesy, but made my day honestly. Great touch

 

[jmoo wan]

I loved it - I was in a meeting and Dys left me a voice message! I played it several times to my co-workers and family. My 4 year old thinks I'm mates with Heppell - I told him I've asked Heppell if we can play on the ground after the match on Sunday. Heppell said only if he's good. Boom! a well behaved 4 year old for 4 days!

Thanks Dys!

 

[DERO]

I took the call but wish it had gone to voicemail.

 

[less than zero]

I took the call but wish it had gone to voicemail.

I'm not convinced (no caps)

 

[jmoo wan]

I took the call but wish it had gone to voicemail.

surely somehow we can get it to your phone? we're smart guys!

 

[DERO]

surely somehow we can get it to your phone? we're smart guys!

Should I buy another membership?

 

[jmoo wan]

Should I buy another membership?

buy 10!

 

[jmoo wan]

our captain is a class act and a gentleman.

 

[Lore]

our captain is a class act and a gentleman.
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That's a funny place to get a cut from a broken plate.... :/

 

[Killer_Mike]

That's a funny place to get a cut from a broken plate.... :/

Are you suggesting he may have got it playing with his dog?


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