Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[Rack Watts]

I really like Heppell, but for some reason he reminds me of Bill & Ted. Maybe it's the hair.

Brilliant call.
Keanu Heppell.

 

[Rack Watts]

I really like Heppell, but for some reason he reminds me of Bill & Ted. Maybe it's the hair.

Brilliant call.
Keanu Heppell.

 

[Coldacre]

that is the gayest photo I have ever seen. disgraceful.

 

[ItchMint5]

Jeebus. Was that ever considered fashion?

Stick to footy boys.

I'm tipping that perhaps the party had a costume theme. (Fluro?) Let's hope so anyway...
Can't find an explanation for the cruiser though.

 

[VelvetSledge]

I'm tipping that perhaps the party had a costume theme. (Fluro?) Let's hope so anyway...
Can't find an explanation for the cruiser though.

Eurotrash / 16 year old girl theme.

No other explanation.

 

[Nifft]

that is the gayest photo I have ever seen. disgraceful.

No that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Lance Uppercut]

how ****ing good?

 

[Yoda_]

how ******* good?

Very handy

 

[Runk]

Will be a legend at the club when time is done. Love him. WANT TO BOOF HIM.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Will be a legend at the club when time is done. Love him. WANT TO BOOF HIM.

Very much agreed with this.

Already has cult hero status at the EFC, he'll be classified as a legend soon enough. What a freak.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

now he's got the body for the midfield he is about to go all Pendles on our asses

 

[VelvetSledge]

now he's got the body for the midfield he is about to go all Pendles on our asses

My 18 year old sister read that and said "He could do whatever he wanted to mine".

I'm okay with this.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

My 18 year old sister read that and said "He could do whatever he wanted to mine".

I'm okay with this.

hahahaha. Pics?

 

[VelvetSledge]

hahahaha. Pics?

Hahah f*ck off

EDIT: She said if you're not Dyso, you have no chance.
Unless you're Michael Hurley

 

[windyhill]

Absolutely love this bloke. Absolutely love how the **** knuckles on this site , particularly shitmond fans, try to drag him down at every opportunity because they took conca instead of Hepp. The stupidity of these clowns is astounding. Very tough,very brave behind their keyboards,also very ****ing thick. Next captain, by an absolute mile, cue bay 13 meltdown.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Absolutely love this bloke. Absolutely love how the **** knuckles on this site , particularly shitmond fans, try to drag him down at every opportunity because they took conca instead of Hepp. The stupidity of these clowns is astounding. Very tough,very brave behind their keyboards,also very ******* thick. Next captain, by an absolute mile, cue bay 13 meltdown.

Norf fans are the worst. Will enjoy watching them eat it over the whole "shortsteppell" rubbish when he's kissing his brownlow

 

[VelvetSledge]

Norf fans are the worst. Will enjoy watching them eat it over the whole "shortsteppell" rubbish when he's kissing his brownlow

FWIW, your call on H2B in the main board GameDay thread was f*cking brilliant

 

[Lance Uppercut]

FWIW, your call on H2B in the main board GameDay thread was f*cking brilliant

heh

 

[Ozzie93]

Norf fans are the worst. Will enjoy watching them eat it over the whole "shortsteppell" rubbish when he's kissing his brownlow

I would never have thought north fans would be the pricks on this site, just wow. Anyway heppell is a gun in the making and will go a long way.

 

[VelvetSledge]

I would never have thought north fans would be the pricks on this site, just wow. Anyway heppell is a gun in the making and will go a long way.

To be fair it's not all of them, so let's not paint them all with the same brush.
Tas is a great exception, posts on here regularly and is educated on all matters involving AFL.

 

[Ozzie93]

To be fair it's not all of them, so let's not paint them all with the same brush.
Tas is a great exception, posts on here regularly and is educated on all matters involving AFL.

Well I'm new on here and just based on a couple threads, the north fans have been the chirpy ones. but you are right lets not paint them with the same brush, I'm sure every other fan from other clubs do it aswell.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

To be fair it's not all of them, so let's not paint them all with the same brush.
Tas is a great exception, posts on here regularly and is educated on all matters involving AFL.

yeah there's quite a few good North fans. Dan, Twinkletoes, Tas, and a few others who I'm sure I'm forgetting. They just have a massive ****ing chip on their shoulder about Essendon. That "Sympathy for Essendon" thread is embarrassing. I don't see that kind of thread on any other board. Doesn't help their case that they have two of the biggest trolls on the site supporting them, one of whom happens to be the most outrageous **** wit you could encounter.

 

[Beerfish]

The chip is so big it actually carries him around on its shoulder.

 

[fishardansin]

I came away from last night thinking there is absolutely no doubt that he's the next captain of the club. Played his first season looking, on occasion, like a 200 game player with the poise he showed. His game in the midfield last night was amazing. With Watson, Goddard, Stanton and Heppell we have 4 superstars in there now. Myers and Zaka very handy too.

I get the feeling that Watson will hand it over to him in 2 or 3 more years, even if Watson is still playing.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

I get the feeling that Watson will hand it over to him in 2 or 3 more years, even if Watson is still playing.

that's the Essendon way. We always have a handover, it's a great Essendon tradition