Retired #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

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Come on eth-dog you where right next to me I need some back up here haha
He was clean with his hands a lot of the time but he still fumbled a bit. Then again so did everyone.
 

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Not unexpected but other than round 1, he is some way off the pre-ban player we used to see..
He used relish stepping up in big moments, but its an attribute which seems to have gone missing with the year off thus far..
 

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Defrosts steak in a microwave, injures his hand
Defrosts steak in the microwave... delist.

The other night on my birthday actually I was defrosting some steaks in the microwave, went to grab the plate out of the microwave and dropped it – got the fumbles,” he said.

“I tried to catch it again and the plate had smashed on the bench and I got a good gouge in my hand.

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2017-05-16/heppell-injury-update
 
Defrosts steak in the microwave... delist.

The other night on my birthday actually I was defrosting some steaks in the microwave, went to grab the plate out of the microwave and dropped it – got the fumbles,” he said.

“I tried to catch it again and the plate had smashed on the bench and I got a good gouge in my hand.

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2017-05-16/heppell-injury-update
surely not

sounds like the sort of excuse you'd come up with after glassing some campaigner on king street
 
surely not

sounds like the sort of excuse you'd come up with after glassing some campaigner on king street
Even if Hep did glass someone you just know he'd be courteous about it

"Yeah nah, sorry old son you ah left me no choice aye"
 
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OH CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!
 
Defrosts steak in the microwave... delist.

The other night on my birthday actually I was defrosting some steaks in the microwave, went to grab the plate out of the microwave and dropped it – got the fumbles,” he said.

“I tried to catch it again and the plate had smashed on the bench and I got a good gouge in my hand.

http://m.essendonfc.com.au/news/2017-05-16/heppell-injury-update

Surely a Leongatha boy knows that's no way to treat a steak?
I'm just going to assume he was talking about a minute steak.
 

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