AFL Player #25: Jake Stringer - 📦 Traded to GWS for Pick #53 - 16/10

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 19, Harlequin

 

[Nuggs Bunny]

Dirty bulk phase.

Three week stereo shred coming up.

 

[yodellinhank]

Feel like mud guts needs his banner photo updated.

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

he’s not fat, he’s festive.

Gees and it’s still 4 weeks until Xmas ..will look like the side of a house by then.

 

[Kong]

He’s cultivating mass.

 

[Howard Moon]

Note to self, Fat shaming is still ok round ere but pronouns must be adhered

 

[Alberto_Magnifico]

He’s cultivating mass.

Rumham is very high in protein

 

[DERO]

Note to self, Fat shaming is still ok round ere but pronouns must be adhered

He is almost big enough to be considered they or them.

 

[fairbump_playon]

Note to self, Fat shaming is still ok round ere but pronouns must be adhered

“He/him is fat”

I think everyone is just enjoying the last of their privilege before we all have to start wearing the same rags and eating three meals a day of the same watery salt porridge

 

[Howard Moon]

He/Him isn't even required back at the club yet is he?

Probably shows enough for me

 

[andleanback]

He/Him isn't even required back at the club yet is he?

Probably shows enough for me

Got nothing to do with that

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Probably shows enough for me

He's showing plenty that's for sure

 

[yodellinhank]

Its just reverse sports psychology. He came back fit last year, fat lot of good it did him (if I'm allowed to say that).

 

[Squeaky]

he’s not fat, he’s festive.

Fashionably plump...

 

[Howard Moon]

you guys are all fuct - one minute you want a big bodied midfielder, then one rocks up and hes not your cup of tea

 

[faible]

Photos can be very misleading - 1 week apart in 2019 he goes from looking chonky to ripped. Jake is always going to be a solid boy, and given we've destroyed him the last two preseasons with too much running to lean him down, I'd rather see him fit and firing for Rd1 than looking lean in November.

North Melbourne v Essendon, Round 5, 2019, Marvel Stadium | AFANA

Photos from the AFL match between the Kangaroos and Bombers at Marvel Stadium in Melbourne.

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Essendon v Collingwood, Round 6, 2019, MCG | AFANA

Photos from the ANZAC Day AFL match between the Bombers and Magpies at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.

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[dank420_]

Wait

That is Nick Hind, surely.

 

[dank420_]

Guys, remember when in 2018 he was in good shape:

Stress less!

 

[Shermy]

We proved him being "lean" just breaks him.

I for one embrace Jake having the extra drumstick

 

[Lance Uppercut]

he doesn't even look that bad, jesus christ the way people are going on here I expected him to have a full on paunch

 

[boncer34]

he doesn't even look that bad, jesus christ the way people are going on here I expected him to have a full on paunch

People are idiots.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

People are idiots.

yep - I genuinely want this as my epitaph

 

[dank420_]

People are idiots.

Speaking from experience?

 

[boncer34]

Speaking from experience?

Yes

 

[kelvin_sheedy]

Looks like a gun FF for a country footy club.

Need to get Cox and Jones to hang around with him. Smash some kebabs.

 

[andleanback]

We proved him being "lean" just breaks him.

I for one embrace Jake having the extra drumstick

Well being unfit also broke him last year.

He needs to lean down to prolonge his career.