Traded #25: Jake Stringer - 📦 Traded to GWS for Pick #53 - 16/10

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 19, Harlequin

 

[DapperJong]

He deliberately shaped that goal he kicked from the boundary in the 2nd qtr - a perfect fade, in golfing terms. No doubt in my mind, you could tell by the way he dropped the footy.

Absolutely took the piss

His skill is freakish. Having him and Fantasia in the same forward line is spine tingling.

 

[Old Campaigner]

looks like an extra from romper stomper imo

 

[Laverde2Smack]

Am i the only one who likes that he looks a bit fat? And a criminal?

Yes.

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[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

His skill is freakish. Having him and Fantasia in the same forward line is spine tingling.

Stringer to Fantasia,Fantasia goals

Delicious

 

[Zach Package]

looks like an extra from romper stomper imo

Or a main character from the ill-fated Romper Stomper reboot

 

[fairbump_playon]

Am i the only one who likes that he looks a bit fat? And a criminal?

You're not alone.

He's the hyper modern version of that certain type of 1982 VFL player who supplemented their $28 bucks a week contract by selling colour tellys that fell off the back of a truck.

I'm looking at you, Rene Kink.

 

[JDavey]

I need the GIF

 

[JDavey]

Already posted - you legend.

 

[VelvetSledge]

The thing with Jake is that he's never going to be a super lean cardio machine around the midriff, but his physical size and muscularity is seriously impressive. If you look at him from the back, his lats and lower shoulders taper all the way up. Jobe, Dusty, Fyfe all have a similar body structure, but Jake just doesn't have the definition.

He's a seriously impressive physical specimen up close though; just a mountain of a man.

 

[resurrector]

Yes.

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Didn't he knock back a TV interview in the rooms post game a couple weeks ago cuz in his own words 'he looks fat'?

Putting together some nice footy, feel like he's got potential to rip open the comp if he gets the rig in better shape next season

 

[Zach Package]

Didn't he knock back a TV interview in the rooms post game a couple weeks ago cuz in his own words 'he looks fat'?

Putting together some nice footy, feel like he's got potential to rip open the comp if he gets the rig in better shape next season

He didn't knock back an interview, he just politely declined BT's request for him to take his shirt off on live television to show his lion tatt.

 

[CBombers17]

He didn't knock back an interview, he just politely declined BT's request for him to take his shirt off on live television to show his lion tatt.

Cringe worthy moment. Roaming Brian didn't work in our rooms at all i didnt think.

He missed saying hi to Bobcat which would have actually been remotely interesting.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Cringe worthy moment. Roaming Brian didn't work in our rooms at all i didnt think.

He missed saying hi to Bobcat which would have actually been remotely interesting.

BT was probably prepaird to go into the WC rooms but they lost if ****d his plans up lol

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

BT was probably prepaird to go into the WC rooms but they lost if ****d his plans up lol

BT doesn’t plan or prepare, that’s why he’s so shit

 

[Run and carry]

The thing with Jake is that he's never going to be a super lean cardio machine around the midriff, but his physical size and muscularity is seriously impressive. If you look at him from the back, his lats and lower shoulders taper all the way up. Jobe, Dusty, Fyfe all have a similar body structure, but Jake just doesn't have the definition.

He's a seriously impressive physical specimen up close though; just a mountain of a man.

He's actually built very much like Ablett senior in my book. Always wondered how Ablett could get off the ground given his mass but just immense power and spring.

Stringer has that sort of power without quite the spring.

 

[Summer Nights]

It’s quite possible that Jake doesn’t feel alone as a tarnished footballer at Essendon and that this is exactly what he needs to feel relaxed and happy with his football... hence the enjoyment and team-play we’re now seeing. Stranger things have happened.

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

Been a good 6 weeks but needs to lose a few more kilos and regain explosiveness of few metres

 

[hotkorma]

More tatts,
Less hair

 

[Summer Nights]

I need the GIF

**** he’s gonna be an ugly, mean looking man by 35.

 

[hotkorma]

**** he’s gonna be an ugly, mean looking man by 35.

Stringer won’t be great either.

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

It’s quite possible that Jake doesn’t feel alone as a tarnished footballer at Essendon and that this is exactly what he needs to feel relaxed and happy with his football... hence the enjoyment and team-play we’re now seeing. Stranger things have happened.

Damn straight, we’re all cheats at Essendon!

 

[Pweter]

The thing with Jake is that he's never going to be a super lean cardio machine around the midriff, but his physical size and muscularity is seriously impressive. If you look at him from the back, his lats and lower shoulders taper all the way up. Jobe, Dusty, Fyfe all have a similar body structure, but Jake just doesn't have the definition.

He's a seriously impressive physical specimen up close though; just a mountain of a man.

Dane Swan wasn't what you call an elite looking physical specimen either but he managed to torch teams for 4 quarters. If he continues this run of form, I couldn't give a shit what Stringer looks like.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Dane Swan wasn't what you call an elite looking physical specimen either but he managed to torch teams for 4 quarters. If he continues this run of form, I couldn't give a shit what Stringer looks like.

Big Dane could cut his knee and Carlton Draught would pour out instead of blood. Stringer very much in the same mould, just plays a different role.


Is also a mad dog though

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

His skill is freakish. Having him and Fantasia in the same forward line is spine tingling.

Spine. Uh huh.

 

[eDPS]

BT doesn’t plan or prepare, that’s why he’s so shit

I dont mind this though for the reason below