AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[SherbertLemon]

gee he's not photogenic is he. certainly no Kyle Langford

 

[Milanista28]

Heppell's B&F speech in 2013 i think was all class.

 

[Matt loves Essendon]

This fella has sublime talent. Looking forward to watching him #donthesash.

 

[eDPS]

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[hurlygurdy]

In addition to that vid, I'm cracking up at this part:

00:31sec in:
Darce: "nah it'll be good to meet ya"
Doice: "Fantastic -nah- that's the go mate"

LOL

On a serious note, happy we got this kid. I think he will get on really well with blokes like Heppell which is important for Morale.

Welcome to the club!

That makes me shudder to read....

 

[mayhem20202]

No, me either. Appallingly stage-managed and cringeworthy. Bogans would haved loved it, though. (or for some around these parts, "would of loved it".

Ironic???

 

[Rack Watts]

Ironic???

"Sale, Vic"
huehuehueheue

 

[Tazdog]

gee he's not photogenic is he. certainly no Kyle Langford

excuse me
* Francis

 

[quotemokc]

http://www.essendonfc.com.au/news/2015-12-03/farmers-son-begins-afl-career

 

[Philzsay]

If Sheedy was still coach he would be a shoe in make his debut in the Country Farmers game!!

 

[Yoda_]

Number 8 would suit him I wreckon

 

[Rack Watts]

Number 8 would suit him I wreckon

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[Zach Package]

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[Summer Nights]

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#gottagetdownonfriday

 

[Beerfish]

That tractor is fairly tonking along..

 

[Zach Package]

 

[Beerfish]

Ffs mate cut your hair. Seriously.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Ffs mate cut your hair. Seriously.

He can keep his hair the way it is.

Not everyone should have the same haircut.

 

[Nifft]

Ffs mate cut your hair. Seriously.

Reminds me of my ex-mother in law...

 

[Rack Watts]

Dyson Heppell comes to the club, starts growing his hair.
"FFS CUT UR HEIR M8"
Gets All-Australian.

Michael Hurley grows his hair.
"FFS CUT UR HEIR M9"
Gets All-Australian.

Darcy Parish is growing his hair.
"FFS CUT UR HEIR M10"
.....

 

[Gumby2Hurley]

Dyson Heppell comes to the club, starts growing his hair.
"FFS CUT UR HEIR M8"
Gets All-Australian.

Michael Hurley grows his hair.
"FFS CUT UR HEIR M9"
Gets All-Australian.

Darcy Parish is growing his hair.
"FFS CUT UR HEIR M10"
.....

Wins the Brownlow?

 

[Jade]

Number 3??

Christ thats asking a lot.

I mean seriously, they are HUGE boots to fill.

How can you possibly ask a draftee to aspire to those heights when they haven't even played a game?

Unfair to ask them to achieve that sort of legend.

It's too much.

You just can't expect that kind of awesome from a kid.

 

[MAAAATTDAAAAMON]

Just a number bro...

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

Reminds me of my ex-mother in law...

I actually lold when reading this. Thank you for that

 

[Coldacre]

I have gained a few centimeters since we drafted him!
Stoked

so have I! although sadly its the belt opening up a few notches