AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Paul_Barnard]

I've never seen an 18 year old sledging and squaring up to opponents in their first few games..
Opposition supporters will hate this kid..

 

[Gumby2Hurley]

I've never seen an 18 year old sledging and squaring up to opponents in their first few games..
Opposition supporters will hate this kid..

Need Mathieson

 

[Autobahn]

Oliver Parish

My dearest, son... I couldn't decide which legend had the better career, so I named you after both.

Definitely has a nice ring to it.

 

[MightyDons4]

Oliver Parish.

My dearest, son... I couldn't decide which legend had the better career, so I named you after both.

Definitely has a nice ring to it.

I swear there was someone with this name that got overlooked a couple of years back

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I swear there was someone with this name that got overlooked a couple of years back

Correct.
From WA.

What's also interesting is that Parish can be a boy's name.

 

[Milanista28]

Clazza looking good tonight.

 

[Higgs Boson]

Clazza looking good tonight.

He's playing real good. It's one of those win wins - both players look like they'll be complete guns, and you'd be totes happy with either. Looking forward to seeing them dominate over the next decade

 

[TheGrizz]

There is no comparison, Oliver went pick 4, Parish went pick 5, if the Dees had picked Parish then we'd currently have Oliver.

Exactly. The only fan base that should stress about that comparison is the Dee's as they chose one over the other. We never got he choice so it isn't really worth stressing over it. Darcy was a great get nonetheless.

It shouldn't matter though, by all indication both look like solid picks and good players. Both clubs would be happy with either player.

 

[dnbassador]

Just had a flashback to the Geelong game where in a section of play he had like 5 to 6 second efforts and every player was blown away about the effort the kid had put in.

 

[JETTA7]

first cog midfield of Parish Zac Heppell McGrath Langford makes me wet.

 

[blitzer]

I had him slated to be our 5th best midfielder this year so I've always rated him a fair bit. Had him behind Watson, Heppell, Merrett and Zaka. I've now re-assessed and think he will go straight past Zaka and be our 4th best behind only our legit stars.

He seems more ready than Merrett did in his second year (and Merrett had a bloody good second year). If I had one criticism though I reckon he still needs to lift his defensive rating - he will win plenty of hardball but I want to see him laying a few more tackles and good defensive acts. He's got plenty of time though.

 

[Shane Hird]

Will be top 3 Crichton this year.

I don't see any flaws in his game like some nit pickers do.

Just so quick and clean by hand with brilliant awareness to fire out passes at teammates.

Tackles like a deranged maniac all day and just keeps on working hard to get his head over the ball, pick it up in one grab and do something constructive for the team.

He's absolute gold I tells ya.

 

[eDPS]

Will be top 3 Crichton this year.

I don't see any flaws in his game like some nit pickers do.

Just so quick and clean by hand with brilliant awareness to fire out passes at teammates.

Tackles like a deranged maniac all day and just keeps on working hard to get his head over the ball, pick it up in one grab and do something constructive for the team.

He's absolute gold I tells ya.

 

[Mercurial89]

He's playing real good. It's one of those win wins - both players look like they'll be complete guns, and you'd be totes happy with either. Looking forward to seeing them dominate over the next decade

I wonder if they will become the pair that people always link? Like your hird/buckley hodge/judd etc

 

[NAB777]

Will be top 3 Crichton this year.

I don't see any flaws in his game like some nit pickers do.

Just so quick and clean by hand with brilliant awareness to fire out passes at teammates.

Tackles like a deranged maniac all day and just keeps on working hard to get his head over the ball, pick it up in one grab and do something constructive for the team.

He's absolute gold I tells ya.

Yep. I called for him to get a 5 year deal after round 2 last year.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

This thread has lifted appropriately.

I am pleased.

But you must keep it up.

ALL OF YOU.

 

[Ambrosia]

Kid is a freak. Regularly hits a stoppage at pace and just emerges with the ball

 

[carnthedons]

This thread has lifted appropriately.

I am pleased.

But you must keep it up.

ALL OF YOU.

Bunk,

We need less erection related posts on this board. Why do you have to make that hard?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Bunk,

We need less erection related posts on this board. Why do you have to make that hard?

The lack of turgidity for Darcy Parish had reached alarming levels. Something had to be done.

It's improved, but I will remain watchful.

 

[citizen-erased]

first cog midfield of Parish Zac Heppell McGrath Langford makes me wet.

support cast of Francis, Mutch & Begley

 

[carnthedons]

The lack of turgidity for Darcy Parish had reached alarming levels. Something had to be done.

It's improved, but I will remain watchful.

I think his performances have meant expectations have risen faster than they otherwise would've, I guess you could say the bar has gone up

 

[Beerfish]

turgidity

Good word that.

 

[Old Campaigner]

lot of flaccid puns in this thread

 

[Longjohnmire]

Unfortunately he still has a shit haircut..

 

[JayJ20]

Unfortunately he still has a shit haircut..

LEAVE PARISH ALONE