Player Watch #39 Mate Colina

[Tackle Bag]

I’ve never seen a bloke on an AFL list be as far away from the required standard as this bloke. No where near VFL standard even . Im not sure he would play seniors at local level. Staggering call by the club to let him go around for another year

 

[richoplzbreed]

Samson Ryan and Colina as ruck depth to an aging battered warrior in Nank. OHB who knows? Surely must be considered the worst ruck cohort in the history of the competition.

 

[TheDyerLegacy]

Can’t believe he will be re-rookied. If he plays 10 AFL games, I’ll eat a Thomastown car park kebab after Groupie has consumed, digested and passed through him.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Can’t believe he will be re-rookied. If he plays 10 AFL games, I’ll eat a Thomastown car park kebab after Groupie has consumed, digested and passed through him.

Then you will be TheDyer'ereLegacy.

How the hell would anyone know what this bloke is capable of?

 

[Sir_Loin]

Had to do it we have absolutely no ruck cover

 

[energyquant]

 

[crackertiger]

Can’t believe he will be re-rookied. If he plays 10 AFL games, I’ll eat a Thomastown car park kebab after Groupie has consumed, digested and passed through him.

You wouldn't be the first person to eat another man's turds in Thomastown. Anything and everything goes down in Thomastown.

 

[Tiger_4_Life]

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Wow being 6'10"+ is the AFL equivalent of being born a stunning blonde with beautiful green eyes and magnificent figure. If Samson Ryan and Colina were born 6" shorter they'd have to work for a living like the rest of us plebs. These 2 spuds must have a warped sense of the world gifted a decent living and college degree just for being tall.

"some of us have all the luck no matter how we ****ing suck"

 

[lizard man]

Why do we need him when Tom brown is now 208 cm tall

 

[THE_GUN]

This call would have been made by Ivan Maric

Ivan Maric

Age

38

Ht

200cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

5.1

2star

HB

6.5

4star

CL

3.0

4star

HO

21.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.8

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

HO

10.6

5star

imo
clearly the club see's something in him to rookie list him again and give him another 2 years

 

[Steely Brown Eye]

must change a lot of light bulbs around the club

 

[shaky]

must change a lot of light bulbs around the club

Need the extra height when laying the digital bricks.

 

[richoplzbreed]

This call would have been made by Ivan Maric imo
clearly the club see's something in him to rookie list him again and give him another 2 years

2 more years? If that's true we must be tanking. Maric should be moved on too. Picking up rubbish in the changerooms shouldn't justify a long tenure as a ruck coach when it's a massive weakness of ours. We've been paying Colina 4.5 years now for less than zero output. Physios and masseuses need to put their efforts towards injured players who are productive. Not bludgers who are only around through shared ethnicity with a coach. Fmd I hope you're wrong. 3 years for Samson also. Downie at Willie would take minimum chips and be our 2nd best ruck after 1st training session.

 

[chriso11]

Can’t believe he will be re-rookied. If he plays 10 AFL games, I’ll eat a Thomastown car park kebab after Groupie has consumed, digested and passed through him.

Nekminnit, Nank OHb and Ryan with season ending injuries

 

[SplintWhisky]

must change a lot of light bulbs around the club

Nah, he just put all the delisting paperwork for him up high

 

[Drunken Wookie]

The blokes freakishly athletic for a literal giant but back problems for guys his size don't generally just disappear.

 

[tiger_tough]

I’ve never seen a bloke on an AFL list be as far away from the required standard as this bloke. No where near VFL standard even . Im not sure he would play seniors at local level. Staggering call by the club to let him go around for another year

How would we know? He hasn't played in 2 years. By all reports he's an aerobic freak for his size....so that's something. If his fundamentals were no good he wouldn't have been given another year.

I don't mind giving him one more crack at it, Meehan free.

 

[Morro]

The Serpent reckons he can fix him

 

[Dr Tigris]

Bit of a shock. We seem to be stockpiling ruck 'cover'. I guess we are hoping that one will come good and/or we will FA someone in.

Good luck to him, he is due some.

 

[RichoLedio]

Samson Ryan and Colina as ruck depth to an aging battered warrior in Nank. OHB who knows? Surely must be considered the worst ruck cohort in the history of the competition.

Would kill to have Gus Graham and Andrew Browne waiting in the wings

 

[Profop]

He’s not ruck cover if he never gets on the park. Where’s the harm in delisting him putting him on the VFL list and then picking him back up next year if he actually comes good?

I don’t see anyone trying to poach him from us

Honestly (conspiracy theory time) maybe the back injury has been caused by our mismanagement so we’re doing this to keep him happy?