Past #5: Curtis Taylor - delisted after 68 NM games/30 NM goals - almost got Harry Styles in a NM jumper - thanks Curtis

[King Corey]

Are we talking the 2020 saints game? Come on, some good cameo moments but far from some sort of promise of great things.

 

[Ashley B]

Had a feeling his time was coming to an end when George just annihilated him on the wing like he wasn’t there in a practice match .

 

[The Nostradamus]

Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."

 

[Ashley B]

He’s staying ???

 

[Samsquanch]

Medical and training staff playing a straight bat. They don't make list related announcements.

 

[shinboner magic]

Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."

He going to do a Constanza.

Hey mate you don’t work here any longer

 

[RossHenshaw]

Delist

 

[zoomba23]

Had a feeling his time was coming to an end when George just annihilated him on the wing like he wasn’t there in a practice match .

Not as bad as when Tsatas ragdolled him in their attacking 50

 

[hilly]

Medical and training staff playing a straight bat. They don't make list related announcements.

Funny if they did. Make it happen Kevin Whites.

 

[hilly]

Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."

Let me tell you something Nostra, his EDFL side will be pleased to read this.

 

[Ashley B]

Next time he is pictured with his girlfriend in people of Melbourne edition . It can read ex- North Melbourne AFL star Curtis Taylor

5

Curtis Taylor

Age

24

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.0

1star

here pictured with his girlfriend. Still has a nice ring to it.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Medical and training staff playing a straight bat. They don't make list related announcements.

Yeah saw the Hamish free one and thought that

 

[Samsquanch]

Yeah saw the Hamish free one and thought that

Of course, Jade Rawling probably doesn't agree.

 

[koshari]

Not as bad as when Tsatas ragdolled him in their attacking 50

Bloody strong bloke that tsatas bloke though. Remonds me of when johanason monstered basti in similar fashion

 

[tazaa]

Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."

Again code for hes finished lol

 

[Luke72]

I always liked him. He does the odd thing that stands out, a nice mark or goal. Probably deserves to be cut but I’ve always felt (hoped) that he’d transition into a better player. I still reckon there’s a chance.

 

[Passmore]

Kevvy's going to have him cherry ripe for the Spring Carnival marquee hopping.

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[scottywiper]

Did not develop at all. Bizarre. How do you not at least fill out a smidge in an AFL system over a few years?

 

[XU1-ROO]

Did not develop at all. Bizarre. How do you not at least fill out a smidge in an AFL system over a few years?

Yeah. I’m filling out and I’m not even in a AFL system

 

[see see]

Yeah. I’m filling out and I’m not even in a AFL system

Yep, keep him listed until he becomes a dad and hits his forties. He'll have absolutely no problem putting on some size.

 

[see see]

Funny if they did. Make it happen Kevin Whites.

Would certainly make the injury updates more interesting.

Curtis Taylor - Sh*tness
Expected return: Never

"For the third year running, Curtis has failed to meet his baseline strength KPI of fighting his way out of a wet paper bag. However, he had a very strong Spring Carnival, culminating with several TikToks from the Mumm marquee on that bastion of minor Melbourne celebrity, Stakes Day. He is currently waging a strong campaign PMing and tagging random VRC members' social media accounts in an attempt to move up from the D-List and get an invitation to the Nursery on Derby Day."

"Curtis needs to show some uncharacteristic urgency in this respect as once delisted, he'll quickly fall off the face of the 'freebies for AFL players' earth when he can no longer use the term "Professional Athlete, PM for collab opportunities" in his social media profiles."

 

[Event Horizon]

Did not develop at all. Bizarre. How do you not at least fill out a smidge in an AFL system over a few years?

Our "system" has produced plenty of examples of how it can happen

 

[koshari]

Would certainly make the injury updates more interesting.

Curtis Taylor - Sh*tness
Expected return: Never

"For the third year running, Curtis has failed to meet his baseline strength KPI of fighting his way out of a wet paper bag. However, he had a very strong Spring Carnival, culminating with several TikToks from the Mumm marquee on that bastion of minor Melbourne celebrity, Stakes Day. He is currently waging a strong campaign PMing and tagging random VRC members' social media accounts in an attempt to move up from the D-List and get an invitation to the Nursery on Derby Day."

"Curtis needs to show some uncharacteristic urgency in this respect as once delisted, he'll quickly fall off the face of the 'freebies for AFL players' earth when he can no longer use the term "Professional Athlete, PM for collab opportunities" in his social media profiles."

No doubt curtis attempting to be as big as squizzy taylor was historically in the racing industry. Without the notary one would suspect.

 

[The Warlord]

Reckon he'll be there next year if he wants to be.

 

[koshari]

Reckon he'll be there next year if he wants to be.

Mooney valley or Flemington?