930,000 Reasons to Laugh

[Astro_]

Over the weekend did Carlton add a win against another bottom 8 team to their list of achievements for 2011?

 

[blue gunslinger]

Over the weekend did Carlton add a win against another bottom 8 team to their list of achievements for 2011?

Over the weekend did the Dogs lose again?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

This is why I'm hoping Gold Coast develop sooner than expected

 

[Franc de Borges]

On the contrary, as each year goes by and the impatience grows amongst them, it will be entertainment of the highest order to watch them demand flags only to see them not quite be good enough come finals. 15 years so far and many more to go.

Developments since Collingwood beat Carlton in a Grand Final:

- Cars
- Planes
- Two world wars
- TV
- Ted Hopkins
- Wayne Harmes

 

[FuManchu]

Developments since Collingwood beat Carlton in a Grand Final:

- Cars
- Planes
- Two world wars
- TV
- Ted Hopkins
- Wayne Harmes

Developments since Carlton won a flag:

North have won 2 flags
Adelaide have won 2
Essendon have won 1
Brisbane have won 3
Geelong have won 2
Port have won 1
Sydney have won 1
West Coast have won 1
Hawthorn have won 1
Collingwood have won 1

Developments since Carlton last won a final:

Every team bar Richmond and Gold Coast have won at least 1 final

Developments since Carlton last played a final:

Collingwood won a flag

 

[blue gunslinger]

Developments since Carlton won a flag:

North have won 2 flags
Adelaide have won 2
Essendon have won 1
Brisbane have won 3
Geelong have won 2
Port have won 1
Sydney have won 1
West Coast have won 1
Hawthorn have won 1
Collingwood have won 1

Developments since Carlton last won a final:

Every team bar Richmond and Gold Coast have won at least 1 final

Developments since Carlton last played a final:

Collingwood won a flag

priceless

 

[Franc de Borges]

Developments since Carlton won a flag:

North have won 2 flags
Adelaide have won 2
Essendon have won 1
Brisbane have won 3
Geelong have won 2
Port have won 1
Sydney have won 1
West Coast have won 1
Hawthorn have won 1
Collingwood have won 1

Developments since Carlton last won a final:

Every team bar Richmond and Gold Coast have won at least 1 final

Developments since Carlton last played a final:

Collingwood won a flag

You missed some...

- Collingwood claiming they'll never change their jumper, then reversing the colours for no reason
- Three September GF's for 0 wins
- Wooden spoon
- Leaving their heartland and becoming a soulless corporate entity
- Taking two attempts to beat St. Kilda for a flag
- Trading Heath Scotland for potatoes
- Drafting serial rapists
- Sacking the best coach they've ever had for Voss Mk II
- Still trailing Carlton in premierships and head to head victories

 

[blue gunslinger]

You missed some...

- Collingwood claiming they'll never change their jumper, then reversing the colours for no reason
- Three September GF's for 0 wins
- Wooden spoon
- Leaving their heartland and becoming a soulless corporate entity
- Taking two attempts to beat St. Kilda for a flag
- Trading Heath Scotland for potatoes
- Drafting serial rapists
- Sacking the best coach they've ever had for Voss Mk II
- Still trailing Carlton in premierships and head to head victories

you forgot your emoticons

 

[thecotch9]

Developments since Carlton won a flag:

Developments since Carlton last won a final:

Every team bar Richmond and Gold Coast have won at least 1 final

Developments since Carlton last played a final:

Collingwood won a flag

Yee nahh..

Richmond brushed aside Carlton in the 2001 Semi-final, the week following Carlolton's last final victory. You are a stupid flog of the highest order. Could literally fit your entire footy knowledge on the back of a postage stamp.

Anyway, MASSSSIVE LULZ at Richmond having won a final more recently then Carlton.

amidoingthisright?









*in before talk of what has happened since richmond's last premiership in 1832 eventuates.

 

[Hodgepodge]

ITT we learn that Carlton are the only club to get anything out of the rookie draft.

 

[blue gunslinger]

ITT we learn that Carlton are the only club to get anything out of the rookie draft.

no stats and no ref to Judd
You feeling OK HP?

 

[FuManchu]

Yee nahh..

Richmond brushed aside Carlton in the 2001 Semi-final, the week following Carlolton's last final victory. You are a stupid flog of the highest order. Could literally fit your entire footy knowledge on the back of a postage stamp.

Anyway, MASSSSIVE LULZ at Richmond having won a final more recently then Carlton.

amidoingthisright?




*in before talk of what has happened since richmond's last premiership in 1832 eventuates.

It's very easy too forget something so forgettable. But it does make my argument even better.

 

[Poseidon]

ITT we learn that Carlton are the only club to get anything out of the rookie draft.

Nah we just did it the best. Just like we're the best at winning flags. We gave you minnows 15 years to catch up to our tally and only Essendon could merely match it. You had your chance, rest of the AFL!

 

[Bigeasy]

but saved us the shame of selecting Daniel Wells.

This is from a supporter whose club recruited O'hailpin, Armfield, Livingstone, Thornton, Joseph and Hampson to name a few.

Wells would be in your midfield number 1 rotation.

 

[blue gunslinger]

This is from a supporter whose club recruited O'hailpin, Armfield, Livingstone, Thornton, Joseph and Hampson to name a few.

Wells would be in your midfield number 1 rotation.

all of who would probably captain the insert destination Roos

 

[10571z]

carlton are so overated its not funny. Cant wait till finals time for you to be wimpering like a lost little puppy.

 

[pantskyle]

What's a Carlton.

 

[FuManchu]

What's a Carlton.

Its a draught, back when they got done for salary cap cheating they were a draft dodger.

 

[jhiro]

After serving the harshest sentence and being made an example of for salary cap breaches that were commonplace in AFL circles, a warm thanks must go to the AFL commission for unwittingly handing the most powerful club in football history another era of pure dominance.

After being crucified, the Blues played the AFL system to perfection.

Yeah you guys are flying


3 wooden spoons in 5 years
Worst performed club of the decade
2 presidents on criminal charges
Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
Accused of tanking for draft picks
Rape allegations from their own president
Under counter payments to players
Choked in every finals match this century
Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...itzroy-say-stats/story-e6frf9k6-1111116009982

It's scary how good you might be if you ever stop being the worst at everything

 

[Jonts]

I found 2 reasons to laugh, the mythical 2 flags by 2015. I am still waiting for the other 929998 reasons.

Quoted for truth

 

[blue gunslinger]

Yeah you guys are flying


3 wooden spoons in 5 years
Worst performed club of the decade
2 presidents on criminal charges
Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
Accused of tanking for draft picks
Rape allegations from their own president
Under counter payments to players
Choked in every finals match this century
Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...itzroy-say-stats/story-e6frf9k6-1111116009982

It's scary how good you might be if you ever stop being the worst at everything

scarey how your 1 post appears on a dozen threads

 

[jhiro]

scarey how your 1 post appears on a dozen threads

Not as scary as your spelling

 

[blue gunslinger]

Not as scary as your spelling

that what you get for Russian

 

[jhiro]

that what you get for Russian

Yeah.. you rushed your schooling

 

[blue gunslinger]

Yeah.. you rushed your schooling

that is what advanced programs are all about