Game Day Adelaide v Brisbane, Sun 28/6/20 @1.15pm => FACE/OFF: OH HOWE ARE THE MYGHTIE OUERTHROWEN

[FAITH]

Picture being Nicks right now.. imagine what he’s thinking..

This could be his one and only chance at being an AFL coach and He’d be having a look around him and looking at the coaching assistance he’s getting wondering Wtf!..

He also knows no AFC coach has kept their job after not making the 8 two seasons in a row..

Not really a good spot for an aspiring AFL coach to be in is it.. could easily become another “Bolton” from here..

And we pick a coach who's mentor is a perennial failures in hinkley instead of Yze or Burns who's mentor is the greatest coach in AFL history?

 

[SaltPeter]

I still can't get over sacking back to back premiership coach Marty mattner, but keeping perennial failures in Godden and Hart.

We can only hope they have a decent defensive coach already lined up for next year

 

[jackster83]

We can only hope they have a decent defensive coach already lined up for next year

You just know they will promote Reilly.

 

[Crow till I die]

Wouldn't be surprised to see your mob come out and try to rectify what's been a horrid start to the season.

Our boys probably still aren't used to winning big and certainly are not the sort of team that can just rock up and expect to win (Look at our loss to Carlton last year).

Everything says this is a 80 point drubbing but I have a sneaky feeling it may be more similar to the 1 point result of last season. Maybe that's just the Lions supporter in me that has seen us get thumped week in week out for the better part of 10 years straight and still isn't used to being good again. Who knows.

Are you guys only planning on scoring a point for the game?..because against your team the way we are currently coached / set up and playing without any confidence at all, we will be lucky to score at all

 

[FAITH]

We can only hope they have a decent defensive coach already lined up for next year

Why not use Marty as a senior assistant then?
He's a bloody back to back winning sanfl coach before the age of 40..

 

[SaltPeter]

Why not use Marty as a senior assistant then?
He's a bloody back to back winning sanfl coach before the age of 40..

I thought they told him they weren't planning to renew his contract at the end of the year, and he took the option to leave straight away?

There have been plenty of good people lose there jobs as clubs have been trying to cut costs since CoVid derailed the season

 

[SugarShane]

Wouldn't be surprised to see your mob come out and try to rectify what's been a horrid start to the season.

 

[mattymac]

They are allowing 10,000 at the game. Was going to go down, but really, think I will save myself the humiliation!!

Same. Also when you're only interested in 1 or 2 kids it's easier to see them on tv

 

[MRB37]

And we pick a coach who's mentor is a perennial failures in hinkley instead of Yze or Burns who's mentor is the greatest coach in AFL history?

If that's all it took Bolton would still be in charge of the Blues.

 

[FAITH]

I thought they told him they weren't planning to renew his contract at the end of the year, and he took the option to leave straight away?

There have been plenty of good people lose there jobs as clubs have been trying to cut costs since CoVid derailed the season

And yet Ben Hart and Godden remain

 

[SaltPeter]

And yet Ben Hart and Godden remain

For all we know they have been told as well, yet have decided to stay until the end of the season?

Worsfold has indicated he's not ready to retire when Rutten takes over at Essendon at the end of the year. Perhaps he could be a candidate for a role in the football department?

 

[briztoon]

I'm not sure where the original fixture had this game being played, but even so the Crows & Bris Lions (i.e not Bears) have played 33 games

22 played at The Gabba
11 played at Football Park/Adelaide Oval

two were finals, granted, but that still makes it 20 v 11

bit of a joke, really

Somewhere colder than Brisbane.

 

[Deaneus!]

Sounded like we got belted though

We did

The only hope we have is if the Brisbane lads go into the game thinking it will be an easy win and then get caught in the wrong mindset and cant rectify it.. run out onto the ground thinkin its gonna be a cakewalk, next minute they’re 8 goals down and can’t find a way to change the mindset..

This has happened to many, many teams in the past.. especially younger, less experienced one’s.. complacency is a killer..

Definately not saying it will happen or there is a big chance of it.. just that you never say never.

I actually hope we lose again this week.. I hope we don’t win a game all season..

But what I don’t want to see is totally and utterly sh*te performances where players don’t even seem interested, especially the older players.. at least show some signs of competitiveness ffs..

We get some good draft pics in the next couple of years.. snag a good trade or two here and there along the way.. have our youngsters develop. make some changes to the admin.. and we’ll be back up there again in no time.

Look at Brisbane, spooners not that long ago (2017 FFS!!), poorly coached prior to Fagan arriving, full of youth, couldn’t win, supporters not bothering to turn up and watch em.. now contenders just three years later

Our club needs to come bottom four for a couple of seasons for the first time in its history.. not only for the reality check and to force changes but to get the “elite of the elite“ youth into the list...

How many no. 1, 2, 3 or 4 draft picks have ever walked into our club to start their careers?.. anyone know?

Please please please let them belt us

 

[Simmo28]

FACE/OFF: Adelaide v Brisbane, Sun 28/6/20 @1.15pm =>
OH HOWE ARE THE MYGHTIE OUERTHROWEN


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It has finally happened. For years, I'd write a FACE/OFF thread versus Brisbane, safe in the knowledge we were probably a better team. I had fun writing them - there was a Billy Joel song one, a long rambling one that referenced Pokemon GO, Die Hard and the Money Pit, and a really fun one that was a Choose Your Own Adventure game:

2014 - With Billy Joel parody song: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...e-lions-round-20-sun-aug-10th-1-10pm.1071954/
2015 - A Tale Of Two Cities: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-brisbane-round-13-4-15-june-27-2015.1101633/
2016 - The Magnificent 7 vs Suicide Squad: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/face-off-–-adelaide-v-brisbane…-or-the-magnificent-seven-15-v-suicide-squad.1140072/
2017 - Choose Your Own Adventure: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...e-off-adventure-adelaide-vs-brisbane.1159237/
2018 - Greatest Hits Package: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/2018-face-off-crows-v-lions-7pm-saturday-21-7.1199098/
2019 - took a year off while to write my debut novel, "The Animal We Built Ourselves", i plan to finish soon and release it. Serious. It's the last thing I plan to do with my life.

but now it's 2020. It's been a ******* crazy year in the world, and that's putting it mildly. There's a pandemic, a near total financial collapse, global protests around Black Lives Matter, and my own impending mortality. It's enough for somebody to just go, "fu** it". But I digress - like I said, "safe in the knowledge we "were probably a better team."

...and now I've never felt less safe about this statement. We've seen our respective teams in the last year. No one who isn't legally of sound mind thinks we're a better team than we were. For instance, here's the betting for next weekend's game as of 3am Monday 22/6/20:

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Note how Brisbane are overwhelming favourites? What's our record for the last ten years? (https://finalsiren.com/PreviousGames.asp)

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By my count, that's 10-3. You'd be happy with that kind of streak against anyone. So what happened? For me, it was hubris. Mid-table finishes and "make the 8 and anything can happen" and a board that never cleaned up after itself, an SANFL that treated us as a cash cow, a CEO not worth the bucket of spit here in my office (yes, i have a spit bucket, the dexamethasone causes excessive salivation), and a legal structure that prohibited engagement by the wider supporter base. A deadly cocktail. Now we have a list bereft of talent, untried coaches, an operations stacked with people too insular to trust. Having failed to grease the wheels, we have ground to a halt.

So yes - Lo, How Are The Mighty Overthrown!



So Gil Scott-Heron famously sang, "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised". But it looks now that he was wrong-ish, bnecause we're going to watch our club fall apart on TV every weekend for the rest of the year. Hell, it will be livestreamed on Twitter. So, I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Deaneus!, why aren't we a better team anymore? Can you point out where you think it went wrong?

First, the Players:

Peeps. You fall into a few categories here. There are those of you who aren't good enough. Some of you are one-way runners. Some of you are young and been shut out of the team due to piss-poor selection policies. Some of you are going to get screwed through no fault of your own. Some of you are going to get better deals than you deserve. There are good things in some of you - Doedee, Fogarty, Hamill, McHenry, Jones , McAsey - the core of a good side is there but we will need patience, and there are draft picks coming. Keep the faith, for there are dark times ahead, but there will be a premiership. The rest of you, have a think about what you want to do and where you want to be next year. I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.

Second, the Coaches:

Do we even have any coaches? We have Nicksy, who must be shaking his head. Interim coach, here we come. We also have

Defence: Marty Mattner, left for greener pastures.
Midfield: Mick Godden, is still here.
Forward: Ben Hart, on suspension, he can't hurt us anymore.
Ruck: Matthew Clarke, still on the team
Development: Heath Younie, still here too i think.

We don't appear to have a gameplan, or at least our players can't execute it, so the coaches have got their work cut out for them. Bad times at the OK Corral. I did see this though I thought I'd show you:

List of Adelaide Football Club coaches - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

It looks good that all of our coaches bar the first two have winning records, until you marry that against our lack of premiership success.

Third, the Admin & Board:

Uh. It's always hard to criticise, because we don't see what actually happens, we only see the result. So IMHO, let me now dump on all these people:

Fagan (CEO) - well, he replaced Trigg so that's a tick, sponsorship revenues ballooned as he leveraged the club; and he was CEO and got us a coveted AFLW license and 2 cups. I think he's been hamstrung by others talking up their footying, but administratively he's done the job, i think.
Chapman (Chairman) - i promise to tell you the truth. Wait I can't.
Roo - hmmm... svengali or savior?
Jameson - hmmm. On the board by name recognition.
The rest of the board - *crickets*
Smart (Chief Operating Officer) - classic example of a bloke who's only ever failed upwards. He's probably Just Right for the job.
Adam Kelly (Head of Football) - it's a bit early but at least we know he's busy
Daniel Jackson (Leadership Development Manager) - too early but he's got some stuff to do

There's a few people in that list that need to go. We need a big broom.


Fourth, the Supporters:

Thought you'd get away with it? Nope. It's bad enough we get idiots on Facebook constantly backing the club. If anything, we should be backing *over* the club with a dumptruck. These people need to be given short shrift, and ridiculed.

In the seminal masterwork of Alan Moore, V for Vendetta, Moore ******* stabs the audience with a broadsword through the chest, as he often does. You're probably used to the movie, where ultra-hottie Natalie Portman shaves her head and leads the fight against the *bad government*. Great movie but IMHO it chickens out of THE CENTRAL POINT OF THE BOOK.

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The centre of the story Moore wrote which Hioolywood bastardised, is that we have bad government because we keep voting it in. For something to be right, it is *our responsibilty*. That was his whole message - your freedom is your own, and you are responsible for it, so educate yourselves and take charge of your lives. The world is full of people who say they have your best interests at heart, and it's bullshit. Stand up and be counted, or you end up with human-shaped piles of sh*t like Donald Trump taking away your rights. Never forget you live in a police state, and never forget the government should fear *you*. The mandate to govern is with your consent. Withdraw your consent and fight back!

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selection night turned nasty when Mackay got a recall​

Yes, I know they're unelected positions here at the footy club, the ones that need changing. And you know how you do it? You COMPLAIN. You WHINE and b*tch and MOAN until it's just easier for people like Chapman to do the right thing, or stand aside. Chapman's already said he's leaving, and sure maybe the club needs him to steward us through this most difficult hour... But I'm not just talking about the club. I'm talking about everywhere. If you don't like something about the world, change it.

this is our proud club right now​

And Brisbane?

They're in 5th spot, 2-1, 107%, and a list that makes me salivate: https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/tp-brisbane-lions

Deaneus's final outcome:
- a big name to be dropped
- another debutant
- Gibbs or Mackay to come in
- Brisbane by 10 goals at least

I will post later in the week via my alter-ego Gamblor, and it will be glorious.
Don't forget to vote in the poll above, so I can release the winning design of my "Why Not Get a Face Tattoo?" Competition

And so you know it's really me...

Spoiler

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Geez man that was intense and I loved it. Appreciate the time you put into that and looking forward to reading your book.


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[Simmo28]

The only hope we have is if the Brisbane lads go into the game thinking it will be an easy win and then get caught in the wrong mindset and cant rectify it.. run out onto the ground thinkin its gonna be a cakewalk, next minute they’re 8 goals down and can’t find a way to change the mindset..

This has happened to many, many teams in the past.. especially younger, less experienced one’s.. complacency is a killer..

Definately not saying it will happen or there is a big chance of it.. just that you never say never.

I actually hope we lose again this week.. I hope we don’t win a game all season..

But what I don’t want to see is totally and utterly sh*te performances where players don’t even seem interested, especially the older players.. at least show some signs of competitiveness ffs..

We get some good draft pics in the next couple of years.. snag a good trade or two here and there along the way.. have our youngsters develop. make some changes to the admin.. and we’ll be back up there again in no time.

Look at Brisbane, spooners not that long ago (2017 FFS!!), poorly coached prior to Fagan arriving, full of youth, couldn’t win, supporters not bothering to turn up and watch em.. now contenders just three years later

Our club needs to come bottom four for a couple of seasons for the first time in its history.. not only for the reality check and to force changes but to get the “elite of the elite“ youth into the list...

How many no. 1, 2, 3 or 4 draft picks have ever walked into our club to start their careers?.. anyone know?

For Brisbane to be 8 goals down would suggest we can kick 8 goals..... unlikely


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[Simmo28]

I thought they told him they weren't planning to renew his contract at the end of the year, and he took the option to leave straight away?

There have been plenty of good people lose there jobs as clubs have been trying to cut costs since CoVid derailed the season

Cut costs? Get rid of Roo,Smart and Chanpman and the AFC wouldn’t skip a heartbeat. In fact it may actually help.


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[footy4ever]

I thought they told him they weren't planning to renew his contract at the end of the year, and he took the option to leave straight away?

There have been plenty of good people lose there jobs as clubs have been trying to cut costs since CoVid derailed the season

Yes, but why let facts interfere?

 

[footy4ever]

I'm not sure where the original fixture had this game being played, but even so the Crows & Bris Lions (i.e not Bears) have played 33 games

22 played at The Gabba
11 played at Football Park/Adelaide Oval

two were finals, granted, but that still makes it 20 v 11

bit of a joke, really

Yes. It is rubbish that we have to put up with this shit. Getting Carlton at home is a rarity as well. There are other situations like the number of times playing the last game in Perth, or the number of times of having to play in ****ing Tasmania, and always being a bunny sent to shithole stadium Geelong...**** the AFL and it’s shit fixtures.

 

[Doctor B]

On current midfield form the ball wont be getting near our forward line.

Disposals, clearances, stoppage clearances, centre clearances stats will be really ugly.

Neale, Zorko, McLuggage, Lyons, Berry vs Crouch, Crouch, Sloane, Smith, Jones

 

[SaltPeter]

Cut costs? Get rid of Roo,Smart and Chanpman and the AFC wouldn’t skip a heartbeat. In fact it may actually help.


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Smart is the only 1 being paid out of those 3

 

[Deaneus!]

Keays to tag Neale.

Keep him to just the 30disp and 2 goals by quarter time

FTFTY

Smart is the only 1 being paid out of those 3

Every bit helps

 

[OzSparrow]

For Brisbane to be 8 goals down would suggest we can kick 8 goals..... unlikely


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We have only kicked 9 goals in two full games the last 2 rounds. This game will be a cricket score to the Brions.

 

[StickyMick]

FACE/OFF: Adelaide v Brisbane, Sun 28/6/20 @1.15pm =>
OH HOWE ARE THE MYGHTIE OUERTHROWEN


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It has finally happened. For years, I'd write a FACE/OFF thread versus Brisbane, safe in the knowledge we were probably a better team. I had fun writing them - there was a Billy Joel song one, a long rambling one that referenced Pokemon GO, Die Hard and the Money Pit, and a really fun one that was a Choose Your Own Adventure game:

2014 - With Billy Joel parody song: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...e-lions-round-20-sun-aug-10th-1-10pm.1071954/
2015 - A Tale Of Two Cities: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-brisbane-round-13-4-15-june-27-2015.1101633/
2016 - The Magnificent 7 vs Suicide Squad: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/face-off-–-adelaide-v-brisbane…-or-the-magnificent-seven-15-v-suicide-squad.1140072/
2017 - Choose Your Own Adventure: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...e-off-adventure-adelaide-vs-brisbane.1159237/
2018 - Greatest Hits Package: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/2018-face-off-crows-v-lions-7pm-saturday-21-7.1199098/
2019 - took a year off while to write my debut novel, "The Animal We Built Ourselves", i plan to finish soon and release it. Serious. It's the last thing I plan to do with my life.

but now it's 2020. It's been a ******* crazy year in the world, and that's putting it mildly. There's a pandemic, a near total financial collapse, global protests around Black Lives Matter, and my own impending mortality. It's enough for somebody to just go, "fu** it". But I digress - like I said, "safe in the knowledge we "were probably a better team."

...and now I've never felt less safe about this statement. We've seen our respective teams in the last year. No one who isn't legally of sound mind thinks we're a better team than we were. For instance, here's the betting for next weekend's game as of 3am Monday 22/6/20:

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Note how Brisbane are overwhelming favourites? What's our record for the last ten years? (https://finalsiren.com/PreviousGames.asp)

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By my count, that's 10-3. You'd be happy with that kind of streak against anyone. So what happened? For me, it was hubris. Mid-table finishes and "make the 8 and anything can happen" and a board that never cleaned up after itself, an SANFL that treated us as a cash cow, a CEO not worth the bucket of spit here in my office (yes, i have a spit bucket, the dexamethasone causes excessive salivation), and a legal structure that prohibited engagement by the wider supporter base. A deadly cocktail. Now we have a list bereft of talent, untried coaches, an operations stacked with people too insular to trust. Having failed to grease the wheels, we have ground to a halt.

So yes - Lo, How Are The Mighty Overthrown!



So Gil Scott-Heron famously sang, "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised". But it looks now that he was wrong-ish, bnecause we're going to watch our club fall apart on TV every weekend for the rest of the year. Hell, it will be livestreamed on Twitter. So, I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Deaneus!, why aren't we a better team anymore? Can you point out where you think it went wrong?

First, the Players:

Peeps. You fall into a few categories here. There are those of you who aren't good enough. Some of you are one-way runners. Some of you are young and been shut out of the team due to piss-poor selection policies. Some of you are going to get screwed through no fault of your own. Some of you are going to get better deals than you deserve. There are good things in some of you - Doedee, Fogarty, Hamill, McHenry, Jones , McAsey - the core of a good side is there but we will need patience, and there are draft picks coming. Keep the faith, for there are dark times ahead, but there will be a premiership. The rest of you, have a think about what you want to do and where you want to be next year. I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.

Second, the Coaches:

Do we even have any coaches? We have Nicksy, who must be shaking his head. Interim coach, here we come. We also have

Defence: Marty Mattner, left for greener pastures.
Midfield: Mick Godden, is still here.
Forward: Ben Hart, on suspension, he can't hurt us anymore.
Ruck: Matthew Clarke, still on the team
Development: Heath Younie, still here too i think.

We don't appear to have a gameplan, or at least our players can't execute it, so the coaches have got their work cut out for them. Bad times at the OK Corral. I did see this though I thought I'd show you:

List of Adelaide Football Club coaches - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

It looks good that all of our coaches bar the first two have winning records, until you marry that against our lack of premiership success.

Third, the Admin & Board:

Uh. It's always hard to criticise, because we don't see what actually happens, we only see the result. So IMHO, let me now dump on all these people:

Fagan (CEO) - well, he replaced Trigg so that's a tick, sponsorship revenues ballooned as he leveraged the club; and he was CEO and got us a coveted AFLW license and 2 cups. I think he's been hamstrung by others talking up their footying, but administratively he's done the job, i think.
Chapman (Chairman) - i promise to tell you the truth. Wait I can't.
Roo - hmmm... svengali or savior?
Jameson - hmmm. On the board by name recognition.
The rest of the board - *crickets*
Smart (Chief Operating Officer) - classic example of a bloke who's only ever failed upwards. He's probably Just Right for the job.
Adam Kelly (Head of Football) - it's a bit early but at least we know he's busy
Daniel Jackson (Leadership Development Manager) - too early but he's got some stuff to do

There's a few people in that list that need to go. We need a big broom.


Fourth, the Supporters:

Thought you'd get away with it? Nope. It's bad enough we get idiots on Facebook constantly backing the club. If anything, we should be backing *over* the club with a dumptruck. These people need to be given short shrift, and ridiculed.

In the seminal masterwork of Alan Moore, V for Vendetta, Moore ******* stabs the audience with a broadsword through the chest, as he often does. You're probably used to the movie, where ultra-hottie Natalie Portman shaves her head and leads the fight against the *bad government*. Great movie but IMHO it chickens out of THE CENTRAL POINT OF THE BOOK.

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The centre of the story Moore wrote which Hioolywood bastardised, is that we have bad government because we keep voting it in. For something to be right, it is *our responsibilty*. That was his whole message - your freedom is your own, and you are responsible for it, so educate yourselves and take charge of your lives. The world is full of people who say they have your best interests at heart, and it's bullshit. Stand up and be counted, or you end up with human-shaped piles of sh*t like Donald Trump taking away your rights. Never forget you live in a police state, and never forget the government should fear *you*. The mandate to govern is with your consent. Withdraw your consent and fight back!

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selection night turned nasty when Mackay got a recall​

Yes, I know they're unelected positions here at the footy club, the ones that need changing. And you know how you do it? You COMPLAIN. You WHINE and b*tch and MOAN until it's just easier for people like Chapman to do the right thing, or stand aside. Chapman's already said he's leaving, and sure maybe the club needs him to steward us through this most difficult hour... But I'm not just talking about the club. I'm talking about everywhere. If you don't like something about the world, change it.

this is our proud club right now​

And Brisbane?

They're in 5th spot, 2-1, 107%, and a list that makes me salivate: https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/tp-brisbane-lions

Deaneus's final outcome:
- a big name to be dropped
- another debutant
- Gibbs or Mackay to come in
- Brisbane by 10 goals at least

I will post later in the week via my alter-ego Gamblor, and it will be glorious.
Don't forget to vote in the poll above, so I can release the winning design of my "Why Not Get a Face Tattoo?" Competition

And so you know it's really me...

Spoiler

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Not an Adelaide fan but this is the GOAT write-up! Just came here to pay my respects for it.

 

[Anzacpaul]

If we lose by under 15 goals i'll be surprised.

Got a feeling this will be an epic flogging.

Still excited to see if the young lads can bring something.

 

[Rotayjay]

Just four years ago, Brisbane were a basket case, 'not AFL standard' and we were a powerful, high-scoring side jockeying for top 4. But now, as Shirley Bassey once sang:

There's always a joker in the pack
...
The poor laughing fool falls on his back
And everyone laughs when he's down
...
But fate deals the hand and I see
The joker is me