Scandal AFL auditing third party payments from Geelong

[craffles]

Absolutely obsessed with this thread and all the tears coming from the Methamphetamine, sorry I mean Bellarine Peninsula.

 

[FootyLad0]

Absolutely obsessed with this thread and all the tears coming from the Methamphetamine, sorry I mean Bellarine Peninsula.

Wouldn’t the tears be from oppo fans when nothing happens and they realise it’s all above board?

 

[craffles]

Wouldn’t the tears be from oppo fans when nothing happens and they realise it’s all above board?

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[FootyLad0]

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You mean this one?

Gonna be some SALT in here when it’s all ticked off

 

[craffles]

You mean this one?

Gonna be some SALT in here when it’s all ticked off

Nah not that one, that’s just a photo of Cats posters in here.

 

[Bont the Lord]

Wouldn’t the tears be from oppo fans when nothing happens and they realise it’s all above board?

Of course it will be above board with the ex COO conducting the audit

 

[Mr Meow]

Of course it will be above board with the ex COO conducting the audit

Which would explain the opposition tears we've been seeing.

It's quite amusing for them to pretend the crying has come from the Geelong supporters mocking their tantrums.

 

[Bont the Lord]

Which would explain the opposition tears we've been seeing.

It's quite amusing for them to pretend the crying has come from the Geelong supporters mocking their tantrums.

Opposition tears? Isn't this a forum where people can voice their opinions about conflict of interest etc?

 

[sam giancana]

Are the AFL able to investigate players’ bank statements in these audits?
Or is it purely the club’s? Can’t imagine any exchange of money between Morris Finance and Scott or Cotton On and Smith being on the cats books.

That would be very enlightening. That would either put this to bed and clear Geelong or….it would also need to be be wives, girlfriends and relatives.

 

[sam giancana]

I don’t even know where to begin with this, just wow!

Tell me how I know you don’t understand finance….very easy!
Just read this jumbled mess lol

Ok Warren Buffet, pls tell me what income do you need to get a 4 million loan. Very simple question.

 

[bomberlegend2007]

Everyone - “That’s a bit dodgy”

Geelong supporters - “salt mine, salty tears, laughing , u mad bro?”

 

[PhatBoy]

You’re kidding! Morris Finance, Cotton on, Selwood loan deal and this is what we really know. What about Bailey smith??? How does a 23 year old buy a 4 million house? His income at the bulldogs was what? 600k? Bank won’t give you a loan for 4 mill on that income? Did a sponsor guarantee the loan or did Bailey receive the Frank Costa player scholarship? Good luck to Geelong but don’t think we are all idiots and don’t know what’s going…

I dunno. Being unable to read a basic chart that tells you Geelong have won 10 premierships (you said a page back that we’ve won 9) would suggest that you, at the very least, are one, even if everyone else isn’t one.

It can’t be that hard to just be able to post with SOME level of accuracy, surely.

You aren’t mates with Blaisee and Smasha by any chance are you?

 

[Munich]

Why don’t you go to the bank in the morning and ask them what income do you need for a 4 mil loan and come back to me?

This isn't his first property, I highly doubt he's financed the full amount.

Can't believe I'm having to explain this.

 

[Munich]

I think this is about what is being paid outside of the contracts.

Yeah so Geelong told players we'll pay you x amount salary but also hush hush x amount on top, to these people and their managers, only for them to go back to their club and tell them "Geelong said they'd pay me this outside of my salary".

Ok.

 

[Munich]

Are the AFL able to investigate players’ bank statements in these audits?
Or is it purely the club’s? Can’t imagine any exchange of money between Morris Finance and Scott or Cotton On and Smith being on the cats books.

Baz was with Cotton On whilst at the Dogs.

 

[markm106]

Yeah so Geelong told players we'll pay you x amount salary but also hush hush x amount on top, to these people and their managers, only for them to go back to their club and tell them "Geelong said they'd pay me this outside of my salary".

Ok.

Clubs have had their eyebrows raised. This isn’t some vindictive ‘Geelong are too good’ scenario.

 

[Mr Meow]

Opposition tears? Isn't this a forum where people can voice their opinions about conflict of interest etc?

There is no attempt from me to censor the tears at all, merely a comment on the comedy factor of opposition supporters pretending that it is Geelong supporters crying here.

 

[Mr Meow]

Everyone - “That’s a bit dodgy”

Geelong supporters - “salt mine, salty tears, laughing , u mad bro?”

Everyone - "SEE! I knew they were corrupted cheats! The whole conspiracy is unwound. Strip them of premierships and reveal this Geelong Mafia for what it is!!! Look at the Cats supporters tremble, sweat and panic!"

Geelong supporters - "well that reaction was absurdly over the top - remember to breathe"

See, we can all play that game.

 

[Munich]

Clubs have had their eyebrows raised. This isn’t some vindictive ‘Geelong are too good’ scenario.

Sure sounds like it.

 

[sam giancana]

This isn't his first property, I highly doubt he's financed the full amount.

Can't believe I'm having to explain this.

Simple question. How much income do you need to service a 4 mill loan. It’s irrelevant what else you own. That goes to security, not serviceability. He’s a 23 year old that was on his second contract with the Bulldogs. He wasn’t earning a mill a year.

 

[sr36]

Wouldn’t the tears be from oppo fans when nothing happens and they realise it’s all above board?

It's an audit and not an investigation - so it will be fine for the Cats.

But an audit isn't going to take away our innuendo. We'll always have that.

 

[Munich]

Simple question. How much income do you need to service a 4 mill loan. It’s irrelevant what else you own. That goes to security, not serviceability. He’s a 23 year old that was on his second contract with the Bulldogs. He wasn’t earning a mill a year.

How do you know he borrowed 4mil?

He'd have some semblance of a deposit.

Get a grip!

 

[FootyLad0]

It's an audit and not an investigation - so it will be fine for the Cats.

But an audit isn't going to take away our innuendo. We'll always have that.

You mean like anytime you guys hear the word "5 goals up" it'll remind you of 2018?

I'll take it if it means we continue to piss off everyone else

 

[sr36]

Simple question. How much income do you need to service a 4 mill loan. It’s irrelevant what else you own. That goes to security, not serviceability. He’s a 23 year old that was on his second contract with the Bulldogs. He wasn’t earning a mill a year.

You'd be paying about $25,000 a month. Doable on a good players wage. You'd probably be looking to sell though when the career is up unless you manage to develop an excellent income stream.

 

[sr36]

You mean like anytime you guys hear the word "5 goals up" it'll remind you of 2018?

I'll take it if it means we continue to piss off everyone else

It's the new Pies. When I hear 5 goals up - in either direction, I just think "we'll win by less than a goal from here."

It was a strange attempt from you though. What was the link between innuendo and your comment? I'd like to think you can do better, but ...