SugarShane
C12 H22 O11
Seeing lots of super weird non-AFL surnames as well, yet once again my pretty common surname isn't one of them.I've gone through the Commentary last names and nicknames and I think you guys will be impressed with the list as it has plenty of Last names and Nicknames that can be traced back to Former Players.
Lastnames:
(Luke) Ball
(Drew) Banfield
(John) Barnes
(Chance) Bateman
(Peter) Bell
(Simon) Black
(John) Blakey
(Craig) Bradley
(Dermott) Brereton
(Jonathan or Campbell) Brown
(Nathan) Buckley
(Nathan) Burke
(Scott) Burns
(Brett) Burton
(Ang) Christou
(The VFA's Phil) Cleary
(Joel) Corey
(Paul) Couch
(Ben) Cousins
(Luke) Darcy
(Rodney) Eade
(Tyson) Edwards
(Mike) Fitzpatrick
(Dustin) Fletcher
(Michael) Gardiner
(Ben) Graham
(Chris) Grant
(Barry) Hall
(Mil) Hanna
(Damien) Hardwick
(Wayne) Harmes
(Brett or Robert) Harvey
(Paul or Peter) Hudson
(Mark "Jacko") Jackson
(Andrew or Darren) Jarman
(Chris) Judd
(Daniel) Kerr
(Andrew, Jim or Phil) Krakouer
(Brian) Lake
(Karl) Langdon
(Dale or Chris) Lewis
(Cameron) Ling
(Matthew) Lloyd
(Tarkyn) Lockyer
(Michael) Long
(Stewart) Lowe
(Alastair) Lynch
(Simon or Justin) Madden
(Mick) Martyn
(Phillip or Wally) Matera
(Stuart) Maxfield
(Guy) McKenna
(Corey) McKernan
(Brock) McLean
(Shaun) McManus
(Mal) Michael
(Daniel or Roger) Merrett
(Robbie) Muir
(Kevin) Murray
(Sam) Newman
(Mick) Noonan
(Liam) Pickering
(Byron) Pickett
(David) Pittman
(Dick) Reynolds
(Matthew) Richardson
(Ian or Russell) Robertson
(Paul) Roos
(Paul) Sproule
(Craig) Starcevich
(Nick or Anthony) Stevens
(Ian) Stewart
(Chris) Tarrant
(Brian) Taylor
(Michael or Shane) Tuck
(Michael) Turner
(Richie) Vandenberg
(Paul) Van Der Haar
(Michael) Voss
(Terry) Wallace
(Dale) Weightman
Nicknames:
Jacko (Mark Jackson)
Richo (Matthew Richardson)
Bomber (Mark Thompson)
The Ox (David Schwarz)
Choco (Mark Williams)
The Fossil (Sam Newman)
Monkey (Damian Monkhorst)
Tip Rat (Stephen Milne)
Sauce (Daniel Merrett)
Plugger (Tony Lockett)
Whiskas (Garry Hocking)
Bazza (Barry Hall)
Spud (Danny Frawley)
The Chief (Jason Dunstall)
Dipper (Robert DiPierdomenico)
Pup (Nick Del Santo)
The King (Wayne Carey)
Duck (Wayne Carey)
Birdman (Brett Burton)
Mr. Football (Ted Whitten)
Yabby (Allan Jeans)
Chooka (Jack Howell)
Polly (Graham "Polly" Farmer)
Captain Blood (Jack Dyer)
Velvet Sledgehammer (Matthew Lloyd)
Spider (Peter Everett)
Rocket (Rodney Eade)
Lethal (Leigh Matthews)
Diesel (Greg Williams)
Boomer (Brett Harvey)
And those are the ones I could find. There are still quite a few there that you guys will be able to notify. This is a lot of detail from Wicked Witch and I like it!