Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

WTF is 5AA?

The number of batteries it takes to power Caro's vibrator

 

[Le Grille]

No matter the result, Sonja comes out looking really good. Very comfortable with her leading us.

Well not so much if we are scrambling to find a coach after dedicating a whole month to one person at the exclusion of any other targets. That’d be my only criticism if this doesn’t work.

 

[justroyal]

I love how Slobbo (can’t believe half you fools were praising him a few weeks ago. Now look how quick his true colours have shown) Lloyd and co have made this about getting a coach in to bring them to where they’re ‘supposed to be’ and only Clarkson is that coach. Rather than how they’ve poorly handled their own backyard

 

[blackshadow]

Anyone refreshed this page more than 10 times today? I have. For the mental good health of myself and all you other insatiable beings I invite a mind refresh. I'm not going to be back until Thursday. Love!

Amateur!

About 20 times an hour!

 

[DesertRoo]

I feel like it's becoming less about Clarko for me
And more about not wanting to be beaten by the scum

If we win, they lose the big club tag…

They might as well accept they live out where all the factories are, they’ve still got a trust fund, but grand daddies name don’t carry weight anymore.
Get a job you bums

 

[Tiberius]

Kevin Sheedy on 5AA has just said Clarko may be coming to North because he wants to move us to Tas.

The guy is such a ******* campaigner.

Good to see the AFL's crazy old uncle has been asked for comment.

 

[Disco Dew]

This is going to sound absurd, especially given my posting history , but I just had a chat with Sonja in the lobby at work. I had no idea we worked in the same building until this morning and my jaw dropped given I was up till 2am reading every bit of info on the clarko status.

I told her I was a big fan of her work - she was definitely surprised I recognised her. Asked who i supported and was pleasantly surprised when I responded with “North”. We went to get in separate lifts (the building has one of those lift systems that sends people in different lifts for different floors). Just as she got in she turned to me and said with a cheeky smile - “let’s just get through this week ”.

Now before you all go jumping the shark - this doesn’t mean anything substantial - but it was nice to see our President is as friendly in person as she has appeared to be on TV. I’m holding my faith and I reckon she’s a good operator #inSonjaweTrust

I always forget clubs presidents have other jobs/roles. Looked it up and I occasionally do contractor work in this building. I’ll be on the look out in future.

 

[evo]

apparently he has signed,

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He's an actual dwarf, isn't he.

No wonder he gets so salty.

 

[Massive Unit]

The number of batteries it takes to power Caro's vibrator

 

[Disco Dew]

Anyone refreshed this page more than 10 times today?

Try 10 times in the last 30 seconds. Those are rookie numbers son

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Well not so much if we are scrambling to find a coach after dedicating a whole month to one person at the exclusion of any other targets. That’d be my only criticism if this doesn’t work.

I have confidence that we aren't as dumb as all in on Clarko. We would be doing our homework regardless of a verbal offer or not.

 

[Bren]

Anyone refreshed this page more than 10 times today? I have. For the mental good health of myself and all you other insatiable beings I invite a mind refresh. I'm not going to be back until Thursday. Love!

wow... im sure you will be missed :eye roll thingy:

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

As a tribute to Mazda I’ve just torched every Toyota, Nissan and Holden on my street.


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[Crock Hunter]

No matter the result, Sonja comes out looking really good. Very comfortable with her leading us.

This is the biggest takeaway. The media will skin her alive but she has done almost everything perfectly.

“Oh NoRTh hAVe MisSed On ClArKo, SilLy prESiDeNt fOR GoiNg AlL-iN”.

The facts are simple - the only person we have “missed” as a result of going all in on clarko is Yze. Mind you - he CATEGORICALLY ruled out even applying in the first place. The only risk of going all-in is that you are left with everyone else taken - this isn’t the case here.

 

[nelroo]

The media is a shitshow. Feel for Rutten.

Whatever happens we WILL be okay. Sonja is a good operator.

I don’t have any ITK info but I have a feeling we will land Clarko.

Won’t be long until we find out one way or another ..

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Like many others, I think the GWS news is the first domino to fall. Whether that is good for us remains to be seen. As always, I will try my best to be patient.

 

[Tiberius]

Only 6 grammatical errors in one post? You can do better than that!

2 dots in an ellipsis and he expects to be taken seriously? Ffs!

 

[Le Grille]

I have confidence that we aren't as dumb as all in on Clarko. We would be doing our homework regardless of a verbal offer or not.

I guess that’ll prove one way or another post Clarko, I think an extra month would indicate we had no plan b and prove to be problematic for our offseason work

 

[nelroo]

No matter the result, Sonja comes out looking really good. Very comfortable with her leading us.

Agreed.

 

[giantroo]

 

[Shermanator]

Good to see he’s panicked

 

[5 GB USB]

I'm confident........

 

[giantroo]

 

[HELLSBELLS]

The number of batteries it takes to power Caro's vibrator

She had one. Went soft when she smiled at it.

 

[Orange Peanut]

The fact we've got to this week as the only live option with a coaching vacancy means the president has done it right IMO.

I assume "soft deadline" simply means we start assembling the selection subcommittee if he hasn't answered is by then, and that's fair enough.

Losing his signature to fricken Essendon would sting, but I've been really impressed with how tight a process this has been.