Alberton Swamprats 2004

[portentous]

I'm dizzy already!

 

[Andre]

I am trying to outpsych the opposition selectors by utilising the immense flexibility of the Swamprats squad. Expect a lot of rotations.

I hope you are playing enough talls though and not taking toooo much inspiration from our esteemed coach and his book 'Marcus and the resting ruckman'.

 

[_espoir]

Blues game is next.

Macca is AFK for a bit, but fired off a PM to me to select the side. As you can see, I've been brutal with changes.....well, not very.

....phew. glad i'm still in the side!

 

[rubberman]

The rubberman might need a run in the midfield.

 

[PAfolwr]

I am trying to outpsych the opposition selectors by utilising the immense flexibility of the Swamprats squad. Expect a lot of rotations.

Hey!!
What kind of a selector are you?
What happened to my gold pass?
You just wait till I write my memoirs.

 

[Port1978]

When do I get a run???

 

[PAfolwr]

When do I get a run???

You have to work off all that booze you drunk in Darwin first.

 

[Russian]

Injuries, Alberton: Russian (hamstring, 2 weeks), Scott (shoulder, 1 week)

 

[JuniorBurger]

Injuries, Alberton: Russian (hamstring, 2 weeks), Scott (shoulder, 1 week)

Hmmm......so who are the replacements then fill-in skipper, sir??
(finger's crossed )

 

[Portia]

I am doing a selection ruse, don't blow my gambit!

 

[crazy_big_al]

I think i can get the ball to our midfield first this week boys.

 

[Port1978]

You have to work off all that booze you drunk in Darwin first.

Yeah, I guess you're right!

 

[portentous]

You'd fit right in at the Saints or Blues though Renee! It seems we have a tea-totalling selector too!!!!

 

[Eago77]

I am trying to outpsych the opposition selectors by utilising the immense flexibility of the Swamprats squad. Expect a lot of rotations.

Sure, but i thought i had a gold pass

 

[Portia]

Gold pass or not, there's no reason why I couldn't play you in the back pocket or in the ruck. Thats the Port Adelaide way.

 

[PAfolwr]

Sure, but i thought i had a gold pass

You thief. That was mine!!

You thieves! You're all thieves! You filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from me, my precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

 

[portentous]

You get 'em Gollum-or is that Smeagol?

 

[_espoir]

we lost.....now i have the flu!

 

[ClintEastwood]

It BURNS!! It BURNS US!! It FREEEEZES!!

 

[PAfolwr]

It BURNS!! It BURNS US!! It FREEEEZES!!

No noose there today.

 

[crazy_big_al]

how are we going have not heard a thing

 

[Portia]

Yeah, we lost again.

 

[crazy_big_al]

again how the boys traveling

 

[Macca19]

We havent played a game in a few weeks. First I asked if Deestroy could postpone the next round till after the Grand Final, then Deestroy was away for a couple of weeks.

The next round is being played now but we have the bye.

 

[_espoir]

I was sick with the "flu" before the break and the bye... now because i had to miss a week, is the bye counted as that? so i'm okay to play?