Opinion All I want for XMAS is.....

[Two Planks]

All i want for xmas is a midfield coach who can help teach us how to win clearances.

 

[JPod_31]

Scott Selwood or Dom Sheed/Darcy Gardiner or 3 picks between 15-30.

 

[kicksome]

all i want for christmas is a cherry ripe menzel!

 

[AM]

A Promissory Note for $1m to cover the contract of HMac.

 

[Vdubs]

A young Barbara Eden in her bottle.
She can make it all happen for us.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

A fit, sound Menzel.

amen to that,
i think all cats fans want that for xmas

 

[Partridge]

The following things will make me a very happy boy at Newtonmas:

1. Dawson Simpson plays 22 games in the seniors next year.
2. George Horlin-Smith plays 22 games in the seniors next year.
3. Tom Hawkins gets his back treated correctly, whether by surgery or not.
4. No senior player gets reported, and they actually realise idiotic acts do get penalised.
5. Daniel Menzel returns without fuss to the VFL, and plays the season out there. It might be a good idea to test changing directions and stopping and twisting before playing him again too.
6. Travis Varcoe has to earn his position in the team on merit.
7. Mitch Brown gets prolonged games in the backline as Lonergan's spot is gradually transitioned.
8. Nathan Vardy plays one position all season.
9. Billie Smedts realises he's not the only talented player in the competition, and adjusts his mindset accordingly.
10. Paul Chapman stays for another year and is used intelligently by the match committee (that means not interstate if necessary, and not as a sub ever).
11. Jimmy Bartel plays up forward and never kicks the ball from the opposition goalsquare ever again.
12. Senior players get dropped if they aren't playing well. Regardless of reputation, or (now irrelevant) past deeds.

Well, it is a wish list after all.

 

[TheJimmyCartel]

The following things will make me a very happy boy at Newtonmas:

1. Dawson Simpson plays 22 games in the seniors next year.
2. George Horlin-Smith plays 22 games in the seniors next year.
3. Tom Hawkins gets his back treated correctly, whether by surgery or not.
4. No senior player gets reported, and they actually realise idiotic acts do get penalised.
5. Daniel Menzel returns without fuss to the VFL, and plays the season out there. It might be a good idea to test changing directions and stopping and twisting before playing him again too.
6. Travis Varcoe has to earn his position in the team on merit.
7. Mitch Brown gets prolonged games in the backline as Lonergan's spot is gradually transitioned.
8. Nathan Vardy plays one position all season.
9. Billie Smedts realises he's not the only talented player in the competition, and adjusts his mindset accordingly.
10. Paul Chapman stays for another year and is used intelligently by the match committee (that means not interstate if necessary, and not as a sub ever).
11. Jimmy Bartel plays up forward and never kicks the ball from the opposition goalsquare ever again.
12. Senior players get dropped if they aren't playing well. Regardless of reputation, or (now irrelevant) past deeds.

Well, it is a wish list after all.

13. Guthrie to start averaging 30 touches a game.

 

[JUBJUB]

The following things will make me a very happy boy at Newtonmas:

1. Dawson Simpson plays 25 games in the seniors next year.
2. George Horlin-Smith plays 25 games in the seniors next year.

EFA

 

[GeelongFTW]

EFA

no rests?

 

[JUBJUB]

no rests?

Isn't there a bye or two ?

 

[Bartelisaboss]

1. Chapman gets one year deal performance based (kicks 40 goals for the year)
2. Billie Smedts bulks up
3. We never have to hear or deal with any ASADA or WADA or AFL drug investigation EVER again
4. Fremantle lose more Grand Finals (while Lyon is there)
5. Ross Lyon never to win a premiership with his boring as hell gameplan (see above)
6. Dawson Simpson monsters opposition next year and receives AA selection
7. Bartel to play forward/wing and kick 30 goals
8. Selwood to win Brownlow, AA captain and Premiership Captain
9. Duncan to beast it next year

and just as a side thought, as evil as a desire it might be....

10. Franklin has career ending injury in first game for Swans and the whole thing blows up in their faces. aka COLA karma's a bitch

 

[CatTricks]

1. Chapman gets one year deal performance based (kicks 40 goals for the year)
2. Billie Smedts bulks up
3. We never have to hear or deal with any ASADA or WADA or AFL drug investigation EVER again
4. Fremantle lose more Grand Finals (while Lyon is there)
5. Ross Lyon never to win a premiership with his boring as hell gameplan (see above)
6. Dawson Simpson monsters opposition next year and receives AA selection
7. Bartel to play forward/wing and kick 30 goals
8. Selwood to win Brownlow, AA captain and Premiership Captain
9. Duncan to beast it next year

and just as a side thought, as evil as a desire it might be....

10. Franklin has career ending injury in first game for Swans and the whole thing blows up in their faces. aka COLA karma's a bitch

I would like to add
- Menzel makes a comeback and dominates the 2014 finals series ties with Selwood for the Norm Smith
- Cats win the flag in 2014 & 2015
- Cats land Scooter Selwood

 

[GeelongFTW]

I would like to add
- Menzel makes a comeback and dominates the 2014 finals series ties with Selwood and duncanfor the Norm Smith
- Cats win the flag in 2014 & 2015
- Cats land Scooter Selwood

is that mathematically possible?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

A young Barbara Eden in her bottle.
She can make it all happen for us.

A dash of oil and a(n also) nude Eliabeth Montgomery in that bottle as well might see a little bit of magic happening

 

[Vdubs]

The following things will make me a very happy boy at Newtonmas:

1. Dawson Simpson plays 22 games in the seniors next year.
2. George Horlin-Smith plays 22 games in the seniors next year.
3. Tom Hawkins gets his back treated correctly, whether by surgery or not.
4. No senior player gets reported, and they actually realise idiotic acts do get penalised.
5. Daniel Menzel returns without fuss to the VFL, and plays the season out there. It might be a good idea to test changing directions and stopping and twisting before playing him again too.
6. Travis Varcoe has to earn his position in the team on merit.
7. Mitch Brown gets prolonged games in the backline as Lonergan's spot is gradually transitioned.
8. Nathan Vardy plays one position all season.
9. Billie Smedts realises he's not the only talented player in the competition, and adjusts his mindset accordingly.
10. Paul Chapman stays for another year and is used intelligently by the match committee (that means not interstate if necessary, and not as a sub ever).
11. Jimmy Bartel plays up forward and never kicks the ball from the opposition goalsquare ever again.
12. Senior players get dropped if they aren't playing well. Regardless of reputation, or (now irrelevant) past deeds.

Well, it is a wish list after all.

Agree with 100%.
Would love to see SJ "managed" by MC rather than MRP.

 

[you pick one]

10. Franklin has career ending injury in first game for Swans and the whole thing blows up in their faces. aka COLA karma's a bitch

Franklin kicking 120 next year would be just as sweet,3 bags of 8 or so against the Hawks

 

[Hot Tin Roof]

I'd like to thank Santa for granting last year's wish (stop the long bombs i50 to Stokes, or get him into the midfield).

This time around I want Santa to give 'Moo' Cowan an injury-free pre-season and a good run at it for 2014.

 

[Boxhead_31]

A young Barbara Eden in her bottle.
She can make it all happen for us.

 

[FredLeDeux]

This season we had 20 players seriously impacted by injury.
I would like this to be at least halved next season.

 

[FredLeDeux]

Franklin kicking 120 next year would be just as sweet,3 bags of 8 or so against the Hawks

I would like the 3 bags of 8, but buggerall for the rest of the season.

 

[you pick one]

Prefer with out the silly out fit.

 

[Hot Tin Roof]

Whoa mama!... Throw me in and cork the bottle!

 

[Stig_90]

Nic Naitanui as our ruckman and Hawkins in Coleman form.

...Too much to ask?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Sorry, sportsfans. Thread is now about Barbara Eden.